I haven't been here in a while. I haven't lurked. I haven't posted. However for all the time I've been gone, I've thought of this place every day. I've done things I regret, and I've acomplished things I am quite proud of. For one reason or another I don't feel quite like I deserve the company of such good people any more. Reguardless of this feeling, I have felt the need to return, with our without good conscience being my guiding light.

hi Hal! how's it going? what's with the Serious Face?

what did you do?

Hal. Fuck you. Stick around.

I will, I'm back so to say. As to the things I have done that I regret Nate, let us just say that they were not necissarily the cause of my absense, however they did facilitate it.

Who is she?

welcome back! don't leave! we were reading your journal anyway.

give me my fucking money you cock

See, we tolerated months of trolls to receive our eventual reward of having old friends return. Hi!

HI!!

HI!!!

HI!!

High!!

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad5.htm

HIGH!!!

Holy what in the fuck Dave? And seeing as I have been gone a while, and haven't been loitering around even as a lurker. WHO IN THE SWEET HOT FUCK IS Dodi, and what is with the worthless posts he or she makes?

dodi was once a mosquito bite, but now she's an itchy scab that you can't stop scratching. hal, if you liked salad fingers, try these: http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm http://www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm http://www.fat-pie.com/salad3.htm http://www.fat-pie.com/salad4.htm then get this: http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm then this response to criticism of the milkman. http://www.fat-pie.com/serious_matter.mp3

Well Hal, I'm a "she" and I've been here for some time now. It's nice to meet you!

I told you Hal, we've been having a troll problem. ignore.

And, if you want the mop, e-mail me.

I think this is so funny!!!!

Yes, it's so funny that you can annoy people. ha. ha.

What happened to your "Jizzmop?"

Hal, I'm not a troll... I did at one time say that I would be glad to be one and honored at that, but really, I'm not. Some of them here don't like me, cause I came across being "too nice"...then I decided to fight back, that's all........

holy shitfuck. long time no see, shortboy.

Since you haven't figured it out by now, I'll say it again: Jizzmop can be turned off. I even explained how to do so easily on the jizzmop thread. Besides, I'm surfing from my grandfather's at the moment. No mop available.

Some people are amazingly dense, I swear.

don't think so......

I don't really care about the whole jizzmop thingy, so if you did explain it, I didn't pay too much attention to your words......:)

Again, no surprise there.

:)

It's really funny to read one side of these conversations. And, a little creepy.

:)