| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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| By Grant Hutchins on Sunday, March 15, 1998 - 01:36 am: |
Feel free to express your feelings towards me in this group... I'm listening... |
| By Pete on Sunday, March 15, 1998 - 03:08 pm: |
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| By Sorabji on Sunday, March 15, 1998 - 08:40 pm: |
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| By Belly on Sunday, March 15, 1998 - 09:34 pm: |
Or, hmmmm. Was it Ulysses Hutchins? or Grant? or, actually, i think it was spelled Hutchens... or was it Stuart Grant? No, Stuart Grant had red hair... |
| By Tucker on Monday, March 16, 1998 - 12:41 am: |
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| By A dog in a bar on Monday, March 16, 1998 - 12:46 am: |
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| By Little chuck on Monday, March 16, 1998 - 12:49 am: |
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| By Tarmac on Monday, March 16, 1998 - 07:54 pm: |
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| By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, March 16, 1998 - 09:38 pm: |
And Tucker. How are you? Haven't seen you since you snapped that pick of me, Grant, Pete and, Mark with the socks. Now getting back to Grant... what's all this about owing Pete rent? Did you and Sal have another falling out and you crashed at Pete's AGAIN? Jeesh. Do the right thing, pal, pay up. Mark... GET OVER THE JOB WILL YOU? The past is in the past. Besides, if you got that job there would never be a SORABJI.COM now would there? How would a Wendy's manager have access to the internet? Hmmm? Another thing Grant, RUN from Belly as fast as you can. She's got the CLAP. BAD. Mr. Bar Dog, I empathize with your medical dillema, but if you had seen the NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw, you would know that it was NOT Grant that shot your paw. Ken Starr did it. He's getting SO frustrated lately that he can't tell one bitch from another. And LASTLY, tarmac, Just because Grant would not loan you the money for that Meerkat farm is NO reason to wish death upon him. I mean Christ, National Geographic has beat those damn animals to death. They are more media saturated than Linda Tripp's bad doo! Ok, so, Grant, say hi for me to Sal, Josh, and Logan. Give your Mom a kiss. I'll try not to be such a stranger. |
| By Underwater on Monday, March 16, 1998 - 10:03 pm: |
I repeat: Grant Hutchins. I never thought I'd see your sorry, retarded ass ever again in this life. You are the essence of evil, the poisoned fruit off the tree of evil. I hate you, Grant Hutchins. If the world knew what a vulgar mockery you make of common human decency, if the governments of democratic societies knew how you raped the common people with your limp desires, if the aliens rummaging through the bruised, desolate corners of human experience had any idea of what filth and garbage you thrust upon the human experience -- if only the peoples knew, your life would be the world of hurt and torture that is the lives of those you have known. God damn you, Grant Hutchins. The planet will destroy you, you can not expect to thrive as such a triumph of all that is rotten in 20th century life. |
| By Monitor on Monday, March 16, 1998 - 11:47 pm: |
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| By Snacky on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 - 06:43 pm: |
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| By Roy on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 - 08:40 pm: |
#1. How are you, Grant? (I'm fine, if you're asking.) #2. Do you vote? (I vote.) #3. Do you like me? (As a FRIEND.) Welcome, Friend! Your friend, Roy |
| By Dick and Ed on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 - 02:48 am: |
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| By DEZ RAVIOLI on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 - 07:12 am: |
DEZ RAVIOLI |
| By Aunt Jilly on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 - 11:31 am: |
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| By The Real Grant Hutchins on Thursday, March 19, 1998 - 02:30 am: |
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| By Dr. Hans Cleuver on Thursday, March 19, 1998 - 06:50 pm: |
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| By Sugarbaby on Thursday, March 19, 1998 - 07:36 pm: |
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| By Slacker on Thursday, March 19, 1998 - 09:07 pm: |
thankyou for the wonderful weekend. i can't believe you knew those hillbillies. at first i was a little apprehensive of going back to their shack with them for the evening, but once that gin hit me i became less leary of those sons of zz-top lookin bastards. man can you eat paste! if the opportunity arises again in the near future, please contact me and i'll arrange for jerry springer to record the festivities. |
| By Tito on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 03:31 am: |
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| By Michael on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 07:58 am: |
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| By LaToilet on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 09:22 am: |
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| By Marlon on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 01:56 pm: |
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| By Jamiroquay on Saturday, March 21, 1998 - 12:42 am: |
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| By Devine Brown on Saturday, March 21, 1998 - 03:29 am: |
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| By Mom on Wednesday, June 3, 1998 - 12:22 am: |
aren't you glad you did? where wuold you be now, knowing you had your sisters diaper? THEROPY! THAT'S WHERE! |
| By Satchmo on Wednesday, June 3, 1998 - 12:25 am: |
ps i used to "kill goats", thats bad i stopped |
| By PetRock on Wednesday, June 3, 1998 - 12:41 pm: |
Apparently you are very well known throughout the Sorabji community. I would advise you to not come around here for a while; at least not until you change your evil ways..... |
| By Liam on Monday, July 13, 1998 - 02:55 pm: |
I hope you're satisfied with all the trouble you've caused with this posting. Cyberspace is not a plaything and it is obvious that you are too immature to handle this responsibility properly. In the future, please take the time to consider the effect you're posting will have. It is clear that you have caused nothing but heartache over the years to a great many fine and innocecnt people. The postings that I have read reflect a pattern of behaviour on your part which is highly offensive. As you are probably aware this board is designed for those of us dedicated to serious topics of concern. You're setting a very poor example for Josh and Logan and if I were Sally I would divorce you and go off with that goat you had your way with at the mouse pad convention in Tallahassee. Liam |
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in regards to your recent application for a liquor permit, we regret to inform you that your request has been denied. after great consideration we have concluded that, although you are a schizophrenic bastard, a liquor permit is not necessary if you are drinking alone. |
grant muthafuckin hutchins |
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ROCK ON!!! |
Sweartagod/if Saturday Night Live had a webpage back in the late 1970's where the cast members hung out when they weren't rehearsing/THIS woulda been it! You people need representation! Jerry fuckin' Sienfeld was NEVER this quick or funny -- even live -- & he's worth $60 mil now. Grant's being sued for sexual harrasment for fondling Marilyn Manson's new boobs back stage at the the VH-1 Fashion Awards. And I hear Grant's agent at ICM has dumped him & is looking for hot new talent. You shd give him a (conference) call. Shit! There's a puddle in my chair -- gotta go! |
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"Bob" stopped by, said something about you, him and the Fightin' Jesus going out for a few beers, rounding up a posse, and kicking the crap out of the Aluminum SUpersonic Nazi Hell Creatures from Inside the Hollow Earth. Oh, and I have that 'Frop you wanted, but it cost a little more than we thought, so you owe me an extra $2.5 million. I guess the paln to re-animate Brandon Lee was a bust, but the Jerry Garcia Clones should be up and running soon. I think that's about all. |
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In an ongoing effort to make our publications profitable, we find it necessary from time to time to adjust your draw. We hope your see this as a move in your best interest. Please make note of the new draw, and adjust your distribution accordingly. Should you have any questions or concerns please direct them to your sphincter. We are tired of your lousy sell-through! The annual double issue will be on-sale in two weeks. Please advise your retailers to suck shit and leave the title on the shelf for at least an extra 2 weeks to accomodate the lazy public. Best Regards Patrick |
I found that little "present" you left for me in my mailbox, and mark my words, tonight that yappy little mutt of yours is going bye-bye. The cops are on my side this time. Watch your back. |
Now, if the Big Bang theory is correct, all matter erupted from one highly dense point some 10 billion years ago. Therefore, all matter in the universe is connected (similar to the Eastern concept of "All is one"). Conclusion: We are all one with Grant Hutchins. |
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W: "He already has, Grant Hutchins. He already has." |
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I think perhaps you have incriminated yourself.Because i'm sure as a journalist,you wouldn't mention that you had this pic,[ie., authentication],had you not personally taken it yourself.So please give us details of the affair. |
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accident - googled myself on a whim. Now I am sorely confused and bewlidered at what I've found. I thought I was the only Grant Hutchins. To my dismay, I have discovered that there is another Grant Hutchins, an evil bizaro, alternate universe, Spock-with-a-goatee kinda guy. Pray for me. |
man with th egoat behind the shed! You're the one adjusts the cross haris for the sniper rifles! You're the one who leaves the back door propped open! You're the one who puts the hair in salads! You're the one who keeps encouraging studio executives to put teeny bopper idols into movies! "Damn You Grant Hutchins! Damn you to Hell!!!" "He already has, semillama. He already has." |
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who was all excited about some guy named grant hutchins. i don't think i ever saw him but she said he modelled in local papers, maybe for hudsons or something, and she collected them. what a great story, eh? |
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gerrymander! Cat, you're so butter pecan. |
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i'm not making one of those sorabjiite change some words things, either. i'm serious. i'd never had ice cream that tasted like bourbon before. |
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They are known for their Salty Caramel which rocks, and their Thai Chili ice cream (Peanut Butter, coconut, and chili). I may have mentioned their Blackberry and Sweet Corn ice cream before, which knocked my socks off. |
http://www.gethsemanifarms.org/fudge.asp |
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