THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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By Cutie_b on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 09:39 am: |
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By Slacker on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 01:35 pm: |
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By Dave on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 04:46 pm: |
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By Dave on Friday, March 20, 1998 - 04:58 pm: |
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By Horny_J on Saturday, March 21, 1998 - 12:05 am: |
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By Slacker on Saturday, March 21, 1998 - 12:45 am: |
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By Wisper on Saturday, March 21, 1998 - 03:08 pm: |
Anyway: Remember back a few years ago there was this guy, a simple, average guy, who one day got his power and water turned off because he didn't pay his bill? So he went apeshit and decided to go borrow a tank from the local army reserve and go for a joyride? How fondly I remember the newclips....cars, fire hydrants, a camper trailer, nothing was safe! he led the police chase out onto the highway...where the tale ends. I couldn't belive they shot him. Gunned him down, un-armed and ironically trapped in his own metal prision. I nearly cried. That guy was my hero! he didn't hurt anyone....I remember an interview with one particular (now crushed) car owner, he recounted the story of the untimely death of his car, laughing all the time and content in the fact that insurance would make it all better. they killed him. (but what a way to go) Poor tank boy. I miss you man. *oh, that's not what I'd do if I had 24 hours to live, I was just reminded.* |
By Hannah on Sunday, March 22, 1998 - 02:07 am: |
I would kiss all the people I wanted to get the hook-up with but never did, and then kiss all my friends good-bye, and I'd die with a slurpee in my hands. Watching Jerry Springer. |
By Katie on Friday, April 17, 1998 - 12:26 pm: |
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By Pete on Saturday, April 18, 1998 - 08:29 am: |
Not that it matters if you will be dead in 24 hours. But wouldn't a beautiful sunset be better than watching trailer-trash throw chairs at each other? Just asking..... |
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Saturday, April 18, 1998 - 05:05 pm: |
Springer is ridiculous. Didja hear the new owner of the sindication company is changing the format? No more brawling. If there is it will be edited out. There goes the end of that show. Thank GOD! Preferably that sunset would be overlooking the Pacifc Ocean, and with someone you loved and who loved you. |
By -oDDBALL oDD- on Tuesday, July 14, 1998 - 06:54 am: |
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By Starchy on Tuesday, July 14, 1998 - 10:17 am: |
That's all. |
By KRKL on Monday, July 27, 1998 - 11:23 am: |
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Better than any church, hands down. |
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"But officer, I *swear* I'll be good if you let me out. No more speeding or running from the cops. I only have a little time left!" |
I'd smash an SUV or two. I'd listen to the Beatles (the white album) I'd sightread something on my flute that I've never heard before (because i love how the music comes alive the first time) I'd go climb a mountain. Naked. and stand on the top and yell into the wind, and when i was tired of yelling i would just sit and look at the stars. |
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*not go to work. *kiss all the people i've wanted to kiss for ages. *have a one-night stand (hey, i mean, it wouldn't go on any longer than that) or just sleep with someone i trust. *jam with some funky music friends on my flute. *i'd walk to the center of the i-5 bridge over the columbia river, strip and dive into the river. |
i think i'd go on a diet. quit drinking. start saving money. get a new job doing something interesting. stuff like that. |
I hate life. Can ya tell? |
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i'd also go to the beach, swim naked, make love, write a poem, play guitar, pass out money to street beggars & listen to any music that ever mattered to me. then i'd eat an entire box of krispy kreme donuts, followed by a gallon of peppermint ice cream. then i'd watch the sun set on the beach & hope i lived long enough to watch moonlight dancing on the nighttime waves. |
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*sob* |
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one of the things would be to find and throw out anything you don't want your family/friends to find and remember you for... |
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tear their precious views asunder underwear in the ceiling fan? a goat tied up with a naked man. naked pics of arthur, bea. Your son would do that? no not me. I pray to god.. I drink the wine... just not quite at communion time. A drunken lush who's quite perverse... but I'm your kid so it could be worse, I could have had it publicized let Jerry Springer know that I did things that would turn a hooker red. But that don't matter. Now I'm dead. Remember me as your sweet little boy who never picked up all his toys. I said please and thanks, and was always nice. That's who's lying there in his suit and tie. All dressed up for the pearly gates where I'll wait in line and masturbate just to see what St. Peter says. So it could be worse....but I'm already dead. |
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