So, this evening i was forced to go to my brother's high school graduation. Frightening in and of itself, but the student speakers made it worse than even i could have predicted.
This one girl started her speech by singing some godawful something or other. i've already blocked it from my memory. She then proceeded to sing bits and pieces of songs that on the whole ought to have been burned and wiped from any human memory long ago. Wost thing was, tho, she tied each and every out of tune wretched song in with some stage of high school "life." Rounded out to about four or five hells per year. And it did not stop. She had to talk between each song about why she chose that and how pathetic that year was.... Meanwhile, i'm sitting in bleachers thinking "Must.... control.... fist of.... death...."
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