The worst music I ever heard was my bud's band that played at his wedding. They were this cheezy-ass Romainian polka band that tried to play grunge covers all night long. It sounded like Soundgarden and Weird Al Yankovic had a fight, and Soundgarden was murdering Weird Al with a blunt rusty steak knife.
To top it all off, they all had crummy polyester suits, greasy hair, and they left fuckin' grease stains on everything they touched.
If Romania ever wants to secede from the US, I will be the first one voting yes.
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