Sonic Youth, Add N to X, Talking Heads, Beck (pre-"Odelay"), the Cure (pre-1983), Dead Kennedys Marcus Bailey is a dick. That's all

I recommend you blow your empty head off. That's appropriate.

move on, zaphod (and beeblesux, if you're even two different people). it's the spring of 1999. sure most of that music is good now but there are many NEW THINGS now (actually, there always have been). douglas adams was NEVER good tho.

If he blows the empty head off, there's still one left, you know. And I think it was the empty one anyway which posted to the wrong list, since not too many people recommend the worst music they've ever heard. Move on, the lot of you. Everything's new if you never heard it before.

Ooh Semillama, I am going to follow you around this board and coo at you until you extrapolate on this oral sex thang.

I can heartily recommend a lot of bad bands. Sometimes, the worse, the better. How do you punctuate a sentence like that. I always get annoyed by sentences like that: the more (blank) the less (blank). My favorite is: the better, the better.

coo, coo

HI I SUCK OFF PEOPLE WHO USE PHRASES LIKE "LOT OF YOU" CAN I ORALLY PLASTER YOU NOW YOU SELF RIGHT OF WAY GENIE PLEASURE SOCKET?

Whoa...

WTF

I kinda like the expression "the lot of you"...

If Como's trying to slam me, I find it amusing. Nice try, keep it up, I'm sure you'll get better at it. (I enjoyed the term "self right of way genie pleasure socket", though, even though I'm not sure what you meant by self right of way) And as far as extrapolating on oral sex, well, I thought what I said on WAYD was pretty clear advice for anybody doing anything. Here's another to ponder: "Cumming is Believing" ( I enjoy it when folks can take inspirational phrases and turn them into statements of sexual truth!)

Semillama, I've never eaten any pussy. I am wondering what the appeal is for you (I KNOW what the appeal is for me).

Well, if you believe in reciprocity... Plus, IF you can get your partner to "ooze" before she gets you to "squirt", then everybody gets the big "O". (I mean, no one ever dounts the ability of women to get off men, but men seem to need to make sure they can get off women...uh, what was the topic of this thread again?

fuck all that. literally. oozing and squirting aside, cunnilingus is just a beautiful thing in and of itself... as long as the cunnilingee practices proper cunnilingual hygiene, of course. (yeah, so i'm getting creative with the english language here. fuck it. i love the word "cunnilingus") nothing is more erotic than watching a woman squirm and moan in ecstacy, and few other things can kiss you on your ego like knowing that she's juicing like that because of you. to hell with the stereotype that "real men don't go down." such utter bullshit. the first time i saw a vagina, i touched it, sniffed it, then licked, sucked, nibbled, and full-on orally explored the whole zip code. it just kinda seemed natural. so yeah. it's like that. i'll stand tall on the highest mountaintop and announce for the world to hear: MY NAME IS BLIND SWINE, AND I EAT PUSSY! alright. i gotta get back to work... oh, and by the way, i've run into enough women who think that their presence and a few sophomoric licks and tugs is all it takes to make a willy go "pop". doesn't quite work like that. shit, i can't believe i'm in this office at 7:30 on a saturday night. i should be out eating pussy.

Well darn. That's really all I have to say.

Ah, Swine... A true Renaissance man. Who says chivalry is dead?

here's what i've been listening to lately: lucinda williams built to spill citizen's utilities dire straits (don't laugh, i hear you laughing) sensefield the clash lucky me sleater kinney one of my dearest friends here in olympia had her house burn to the ground last night. her partner saved the mother and child upstairs by waking them up and making them jump out the window. they lost everything they own. their seven year old daughter helen keeps remembering which stuffed animals disappeared, and mourning over each individual animal. i feel so horrible, i don't even know what to do. i am immobilized by the whole event. not sure why i'm writing about this here.

Bring them some food at wherever they've staying/Aggie. If you know what they really like/whip up a batch & bring it over. It will probably be a while before they have a chance to sit down & eat in a kitchen of their own again. I don't care what the diet gurus say -- Food IS Love. It's supposed to be love. From the moment we're born/one of the 1st things our mothers do for us us take us in their arms & pop that nipple (bottle or breast) in our mouths to give us our 1st meal. How can food NOT be associated w/love? A good meal made by loving hands is always a comfort. I hope they were insured...

they were not. i started a collection at school today. there's thirty one dollars in it, eleven from me and twenty from my teacher. cheap student fucks. cleo assembled a bag of her favorite toys for their daughter, helen. i am going to take them out to dinner later on this week. the fire was started by a single candle.

Have them pass the plate at her kid's school/ rather at yr college. The educational powers- that-be often have contingency funds for events like this. And there's always a teacher or someone on the board who will be willing to help organize a fundraiser for a kid whose family was burned out of their home. As long as they all survived/they'll be okay. It's hard losing yr home/but nothing hurts like losing the people you love. I'm just so glad everyone got out okay. Do they know how the fire started?

a candle. they are being well taken care of here, makes me like this town even better.

i am your radio now and forever... Don Salsa The Fondled 12Rods Atari Teenage Riot Ashtrayhead Speech Boredoms Pebbles: 60's punk and psyche Drugstore Lizard Music thank you for tuning in, may you all "die with a smile" and "cum at the same time"

I'm sorry, what was that? I was reliving the reverberations from the "When in doubt, eat pussy" remark I made a year ago.

Woohooo!!! Atari Teenage Riot rules! Thats kinda all i have to say...