SOME BANDS I RECOMMEND


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By Zaphod on Thursday, April 8, 1999 - 06:13 pm:

    Sonic Youth, Add N to X, Talking Heads, Beck (pre-"Odelay"), the Cure (pre-1983), Dead Kennedys







    Marcus Bailey is a dick. That's all




By BeebleSUX on Thursday, April 8, 1999 - 11:28 pm:

    I recommend you blow your empty head off.

    That's appropriate.


By Bjorn Porn on Friday, April 9, 1999 - 11:25 am:

    move on, zaphod (and beeblesux, if you're even two different people). it's the spring of 1999. sure most of that music is good now but there are many NEW THINGS now (actually, there always have been).
    douglas adams was NEVER good tho.


By Semillama on Friday, April 9, 1999 - 08:01 pm:

    If he blows the empty head off, there's still one left, you know. And I think it was the empty one anyway which posted to the wrong list, since not too many people recommend the worst music they've ever heard.

    Move on, the lot of you. Everything's new if you never heard it before.


By Margret on Friday, April 9, 1999 - 09:10 pm:

    Ooh Semillama, I am going to follow you around this board and coo at you until you extrapolate on this oral sex thang.


By Dave on Friday, April 9, 1999 - 11:31 pm:

    I can heartily recommend a lot of bad bands.
    Sometimes, the worse, the better. How do you punctuate a sentence like that. I always get annoyed by sentences like that: the more (blank) the less (blank). My favorite is: the better, the better.


By Brigette on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 02:35 am:

    coo, coo


By Como Sellamma Cockasucka on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 02:46 am:

    HI I SUCK OFF PEOPLE WHO USE PHRASES LIKE "LOT OF YOU" CAN I ORALLY PLASTER YOU NOW YOU SELF RIGHT OF WAY GENIE PLEASURE SOCKET?


By WTF on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 02:57 am:

    Whoa...


By Whoa... on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 03:06 am:

    WTF


By Gee on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 05:03 am:

    I kinda like the expression "the lot of you"...


By Semillama on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 04:52 pm:

    If Como's trying to slam me, I find it amusing. Nice try, keep it up, I'm sure you'll get better at it. (I enjoyed the term "self right of way genie pleasure socket", though, even though I'm not sure what you meant by self right of way)

    And as far as extrapolating on oral sex, well, I thought what I said on WAYD was pretty clear advice for anybody doing anything.

    Here's another to ponder:

    "Cumming is Believing"


    ( I enjoy it when folks can take inspirational phrases and turn them into statements of sexual truth!)


By Margret on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 04:57 pm:

    Semillama, I've never eaten any pussy. I am wondering what the appeal is for you (I KNOW what the appeal is for me).


By Semillama on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 05:32 pm:

    Well, if you believe in reciprocity...

    Plus, IF you can get your partner to "ooze" before she gets you to "squirt", then everybody gets the big "O". (I mean, no one ever dounts the ability of women to get off men, but men seem to need to make sure they can get off women...uh, what was the topic of this thread again?


By Swine on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 07:23 pm:

    fuck all that.
    literally.

    oozing and squirting aside, cunnilingus is just a beautiful thing in and of itself... as long as the cunnilingee practices proper cunnilingual hygiene, of course. (yeah, so i'm getting creative with the english language here. fuck it. i love the word "cunnilingus")
    nothing is more erotic than watching a woman squirm and moan in ecstacy, and few other things can kiss you on your ego like knowing that she's juicing like that because of you.
    to hell with the stereotype that "real men don't go down." such utter bullshit. the first time i saw a vagina, i touched it, sniffed it, then licked, sucked, nibbled, and full-on orally explored the whole zip code. it just kinda seemed natural. so yeah. it's like that.

    i'll stand tall on the highest mountaintop and announce for the world to hear:

    MY NAME IS BLIND SWINE, AND I EAT PUSSY!



    alright. i gotta get back to work...

    oh, and by the way, i've run into enough women who think that their presence and a few sophomoric licks and tugs is all it takes to make a willy go "pop".

    doesn't quite work like that.




    shit, i can't believe i'm in this office at 7:30 on a saturday night.

    i should be out eating pussy.


By Gee on Sunday, April 11, 1999 - 02:03 am:

    Well darn.

    That's really all I have to say.


By R.C. on Sunday, April 11, 1999 - 04:56 am:

    Ah, Swine... A true Renaissance man.

    Who says chivalry is dead?


By Agatha on Sunday, April 11, 1999 - 02:01 pm:

    here's what i've been listening to lately:
    lucinda williams
    built to spill
    citizen's utilities
    dire straits (don't laugh, i hear you laughing)
    sensefield
    the clash
    lucky me
    sleater kinney

    one of my dearest friends here in olympia had her house burn to the ground last night. her partner saved the mother and child upstairs by waking them up and making them jump out the window. they lost everything they own. their seven year old daughter helen keeps remembering which stuffed animals disappeared, and mourning over each individual animal. i feel so horrible, i don't even know what to do. i am immobilized by the whole event. not sure why i'm writing about this here.


By R.C. on Tuesday, April 13, 1999 - 01:03 am:

    Bring them some food at wherever they've staying/Aggie. If you know what they really like/whip up a batch & bring it over. It will probably be a while before they have a chance to sit down & eat in a kitchen of their own again. I don't care what the diet gurus say -- Food IS Love. It's supposed to be love. From the moment we're born/one of the 1st things our mothers do for us us take us in their arms & pop that nipple (bottle or breast) in our mouths to give us our 1st meal.

    How can food NOT be associated w/love?
    A good meal made by loving hands is always a comfort.

    I hope they were insured...


By Agatha on Tuesday, April 13, 1999 - 02:04 am:

    they were not. i started a collection at school today. there's thirty one dollars in it, eleven from me and twenty from my teacher. cheap student fucks.

    cleo assembled a bag of her favorite toys for their daughter, helen. i am going to take them out to dinner later on this week. the fire was started by a single candle.


By R.C. on Wednesday, April 14, 1999 - 05:12 am:

    Have them pass the plate at her kid's school/
    rather at yr college. The educational powers- that-be often have contingency funds for events like this. And there's always a teacher or someone on the board who will be willing to help organize a fundraiser for a kid whose family was burned out of their home.

    As long as they all survived/they'll be okay. It's hard losing yr home/but nothing hurts like losing the people you love. I'm just so glad everyone got out okay.

    Do they know how the fire started?


By Agatha on Wednesday, April 14, 1999 - 12:29 pm:

    a candle. they are being well taken care of here, makes me like this town even better.


By Acid Brat on Thursday, February 3, 2000 - 11:01 am:

    i am your radio now and forever...
    Don Salsa
    The Fondled
    12Rods
    Atari Teenage Riot
    Ashtrayhead
    Speech
    Boredoms
    Pebbles: 60's punk and psyche
    Drugstore
    Lizard Music
    thank you for tuning in, may you all "die with a smile" and "cum at the same time"


By semillama on Friday, February 4, 2000 - 01:09 am:

    I'm sorry, what was that? I was reliving the reverberations from the "When in doubt, eat pussy" remark I made a year ago.


By Minkler on Thursday, May 2, 2002 - 11:29 am:

    Woohooo!!! Atari Teenage Riot rules! Thats kinda all i have to say...


By Norm dvice on Friday, February 28, 2003 - 02:52 pm:

    None pleases a lady like wolverine gravy I am just the man in the sun. It takes a short one to try like I've done until its all over again. Till me and my time and mine will ignore like teal ladies tried out for the game then.


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