To the tune of Oakie from Muscogee:...................We don,t have no love-ins in El Paso....We don,t have no porno picture shows....We don,t swap our wives with our neighbor,s....And we keep our kids away from Mexico....We don,t burn our brains out on Tequilla....We don,t squeeze our zits out on the wall....We don,t kiss our mommies in our wet dreams....and a peyote enema is the biggest thrill at all....(Chorus) I,m proud to be an asshole from El Paso,a place where sweet young virgins are deflowered....You walk down the street knee deep in tacos....And braceros still get twenty cents a hour....(back to verse) Our wives don,t nurse their babies out on Main Street....they don,t put their bosoms on display....They don,t feed us no crunchy granola....Cause those fruits and nuts just make you fart all day....(Chorus) I,m proud to be an asshole from El Paso....A place where sweet,young virgins are deflowered....You walk right down the street in horseshit....and braceros still get twenty cents an hour....(verse) We don,t live in communes or have orgies....We don,t mess with commies,queers or Jews....And we don,t tie and macrome our nose hairs....Like the hippies out in San Francisco do....We don,t wipe our asses on Old Glory....God and Lonestar beer is all we trust....We keep our women virgins til they,re married....So fuckin sheep is good enough for us....(Chorus) I,m proud to be an asshole from El Paso....A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered....You walk right down the street knee deep in frijoles....And braceros still get twenty cents an hour....You walk down the street in tacos....In El Paso Texas U.S.A.
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