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THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By Fuck. on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 09:51 am:

    fuck.


By Rhiannon on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 10:16 am:

    You mean the band? I heard they're pretty good.


By Koan nate on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 10:45 am:

    the sound of one person fucking.


By Patrick on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 12:29 pm:

    but is it possible to hear ONE person fucking, you know, the tree in the woods idea....????????


By Nate on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 12:52 pm:

    yeah. good luck at enlightenment.


By J on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 01:14 pm:

    fuck a duck,fuck the french,fuck me running,fuck yourself,fuck it.


By Nate on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 01:34 pm:

    see? J gets enlightened. bad zen monk patrick. bad!


By J on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 02:57 pm:

    After being enlightened, I now know the sound of one hand clapping.


By Patrick on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 03:01 pm:

    grasshopper, take the pebble from my hand, take the pebble grasshopper.




    Bart: Hey Sensai, can I go to the bathroom?

    Sensai: Ah yes, You can if you BELIEVE you can!

    Bart: Thanks Sensai


By Markus on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 03:04 pm:

    A monk went to the master Natei-san and asked him, "Does a person eating hot fuck have Buddha nature?" The master said nothing and the monk left. The master said, "Fuck you, you ass."


By WanderingWillyTheWhacker on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 06:46 pm:

    J, maybe enlightened as to the sound of
    one hand spanking the beaver?


By J on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 07:07 pm:

    I said clapping ..but I have heard that spanking the beaver sound too.


By WanderingWillyTheWhacker on Thursday, January 6, 2000 - 07:14 pm:

    Different strokes for different folks.
    Long as I gets my fair share.


By Nate on Friday, January 7, 2000 - 10:42 am:

    markus, you are a bright light in the fog.


By mistaswine on Friday, January 7, 2000 - 10:58 am:

    nate, you are the dull blade in a box of chocolates.


By Nate on Friday, January 7, 2000 - 11:04 am:

    ah, but well hidden.


By Patrick on Friday, January 7, 2000 - 12:34 pm:

    as if that matters, you are still useless, welcome, pull up a chair


By Nate on Friday, January 7, 2000 - 12:49 pm:

    i suspect no one, I SUSPECT EVERYONE!


By J on Friday, January 7, 2000 - 01:43 pm:

    To the tune of Oakie from Muscogee:...................We don,t have no love-ins in El Paso....We don,t have no porno picture shows....We don,t swap our wives with our neighbor,s....And we keep our kids away from Mexico....We don,t burn our brains out on Tequilla....We don,t squeeze our zits out on the wall....We don,t kiss our mommies in our wet dreams....and a peyote enema is the biggest thrill at all....(Chorus) I,m proud to be an asshole from El Paso,a place where sweet young virgins are deflowered....You walk down the street knee deep in tacos....And braceros still get twenty cents a hour....(back to verse) Our wives don,t nurse their babies out on Main Street....they don,t put their bosoms on display....They don,t feed us no crunchy granola....Cause those fruits and nuts just make you fart all day....(Chorus) I,m proud to be an asshole from El Paso....A place where sweet,young virgins are deflowered....You walk right down the street in horseshit....and braceros still get twenty cents an hour....(verse) We don,t live in communes or have orgies....We don,t mess with commies,queers or Jews....And we don,t tie and macrome our nose hairs....Like the hippies out in San Francisco do....We don,t wipe our asses on Old Glory....God and Lonestar beer is all we trust....We keep our women virgins til they,re married....So fuckin sheep is good enough for us....(Chorus) I,m proud to be an asshole from El Paso....A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered....You walk right down the street knee deep in frijoles....And braceros still get twenty cents an hour....You walk down the street in tacos....In El Paso Texas U.S.A.


By CosmicDebris on Friday, January 7, 2000 - 08:33 pm:

    I think I'll just stay here close to Muskogee!


By Ladi Da chic on Friday, September 22, 2000 - 11:36 pm:

    everyone can fucking just kiss my asshole in el paso. and hopefully that will enlighten everybody.


By Ladi Da fuck on Friday, September 22, 2000 - 11:40 pm:

    everyone can fucking just kiss my asshole in el paso,that will give you something to be proud about.and hopefully that will enlighten everybody.


By Ladi Da fuck on Friday, September 22, 2000 - 11:50 pm:


    fuck........................


    I messed up


By dave. on Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 12:12 am:

    amateur.


By Elly on Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 12:08 am:

    there is no fuck.


By J on Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 12:43 am:

    But they are messed up.


By LadiDa fuck on Monday, October 2, 2000 - 01:15 am:

    ok................


    nevermind


By Fucking hate el paso on Monday, February 14, 2005 - 08:33 pm:

    fuck el paso too, i wish the fucking terrorists would fucking nuke/boi/chemical waste this fucking shithole and I would just laugh as teh fucking toxins burned the eyes out of my head cause i would be glad el paso was getting fucked.


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