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1) Randy and Simon should judge alone every week! Fuck that ass kissing Paula. It should be called Simon and Randy Make Overconfident Skanks Cry. I'd watch that and buy the t-shirt! 2) Okay, who the hell let Toby Keith audition in L.A.? You know who i'm talking about. He's old, hes balding, he's 24...my ass. I SOOO look forward to seeing him perform. 3) RE: that saucy black chick in the 50's dress who dreams of buying a pink car with her winnings. Oh great, i said, another fabulous black chick with an amazing voice that will be voted off in the final 4 or 5, just like every other talented black chick! Keep bringing them on, fellas, and America will just keep voting them off, no matter how good they are. p.s. fuck you to that greasy dude who said he would give $100,000 to charity if you won. No one on earth believed you. Also, you can't sing. |
I'm so excited. I liked the black woman from the 50's. I thought she was swell. |
Fuck you, you fucking fuck! His brother seemed like he really loved him, however, which I must confess was slightly endearing. |
she was OK, but... when they did the "she tried out for cheerleader and she got it!" think, I was thinking... no...really? |
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My favorites though are the ones who are so bad that Simon and Randy get gayface. Now the show stops being as fun for me until the end of the season if and when they have a "worst of the worst" audition show. |
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the pen salesman guy was pretty good, too. he did sound like aaron neville. agatha kept rewinding the tivo to watch him over and over. |
I liked the girl with ukelele too, and also the big Hawaiian rapper. |
The pen salesman guy was great, and especially after when he was dancing - you could tell the guy has a great sense of humor and there's definitely something there they can pull to the surface. I also liked the tone-deaf beach guy who kept talking about the dancer dude being able to sing in key. |
The Chinese looking guy who did the Ricky Martin song made me and Kim laugh so hard we had tears in our eyes. I can't remember what they said the smoky-voiced girl did for a living but I think she'll advance nicely in this show. |
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I really don't like a lot of the people they put thru to the next round, though and will thoroughly enjoy some of them being sent home. I guess I am just getting bitchier, but most of them annoy the fuck out of me. Lately I have been watching the show to see what Simon would say and I have heard him say something along the lines of "you are possibly the worst singer in the world" or "you are so horrible, that was the worst audition I have seen yet this year" like 50 million fucking times. I did laugh my ass off when the beach invaded the room and said that the loser could sing and then the guy admitted he was tone deaf...... Geez. I am so tired and out of it lately. My body is STILL adjusting to working full time and I start my new schedule (getting up even earlier)tomorrow. This is gonna be fun. But if I stick it out (and I plan to) and make perm, then I will start at 32k a year, plus benefits (and the mutual funds deals are awesome). I just wish I could adjust to working full time again. I'm driving myself crazy. AI3 is like a demented form of relief at the end of the day. |
*hope hope* |
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I hope. Our idol will be maori/polynesian for sure. |
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Where did she go? |
I love Fantasia, although I think I'm going to stab someone if they make her do the bobo again. Diana's cute too, she's got a nice personality. I hate that song that she sang, but whatever. I'm sad that Jennifer's gone, with her big hair and her fuchsia lips and her inability to control her facial expressions. Maybe she'll come back for wildcard. I kind of liked Erskine too, even though he stopped wearing the pimp clothes and started singing Journey. My picks for next week so far are the sullen lesbian and the sassy redheaded country singer. |
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but do tell if you find a clip. |
Posted By Brian J. Blottie on 03.12.04 American Idol reject and internet cult phenomenon to release album Sometimes you don't have to win the American Idol competition to garner yourself a place in history. Enter William Hung, best known as the Asian UC Berkeley engineering student who performed the single worst audition in American Idol history with his rendition of Ricky Martin's "She Bangs". Ever since the audition aired, Hung has been an overnight sensation, drawing huge hits to his website, and creating a cult-like following in the process. Striking the iron while it's hot, Koch Records have signed Hung to a record deal, and have quickly put together "True Idol", due out April 6th. Many are predicting that the album will outsell any of the former American Idol winners' albums, as well as selling more copies than the Bible. Many people are also high on crack. Successful or not, William Hung has earned himself a place in pop culture history, and no matter how the album sells, he's still going to be making more money than most of us combined once he graduates as an engineer. We may be laughing at him now, but the last laugh will inevitably be his. [credit: MTV.com] |
sad, really. |
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Not only have I finished all my work from this semsester, but also my incompletes from LAST YEAR. After I turn in my last paper tomorrow, I will be in a lightheaded floaty don't-know-what-to-do-with-all-this-free-brain-space that I haven't seen in a LONG time. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! |
I go all year round, but after I finish this paper, I am done for a few weeks. |
New Zealand Idol sucks. SUCKS. I've heard more talented people busking on the street. And I bet the 17 year old pimply dork wins. DORK WINS. I can see the headlines. Fuckers. |
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She's all smiles and flowers, it's somewhat annoying. I'm growing to love George Huff. That guy is a character, with a unique voice. |
it's all over. |
No men left. I'm rooting for Fantasia first and Latoya second. |
don't worry, be happy, brah. |
Is everyone really so *NICE* ? I guess it'll be Fantasia vs. Latoya, who i'm not fond of. I'd like to say Fantasia vs. Diana, but i already said it WILL be year of the black chick, so..... Jasmine won't win, but she'll be happy anyway :) |
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Do you think maybe Diana is pregnant with John Stevens' redheaded child? Ooooh, let's start rumors! |
There is no one that I am all for voting for this year. It's a let down. I am just happy that spastic boy (JPL?) is GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE. |
i think jasmine is the cutest. how could any guy not get a crush on that. la toya is beautiful. wakes up my inferiority complex. there's just something mad sexy about fantasia. i'd hope she either knows cpr or at least owns a portable defibrillator. i don't really care who wins as long as it isn't diana. |
I guess Fantasia should win, but i really don't care about any of them. Fantasia has an interesting voice. meh meh meh. that redhead kid was so classy. I miss him already. |
I can't believe how they managed to manipulate my emotions so completely this season. |
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And the dork didn't win - I'm so happy about that. Well not happy enough to buy a NZ Idol cd, or to change my music listening tastes... maybe just pleased that we haven't tried to unleash a horror on the world. |
Dudes, did you see Jasmine last night? she suck-diddely-ucked. And then she cried, which i found to be quite telling of her youth, since she could not handle how bad she sucked. "It's raining men"? what was she thinking?! |
I hate to say it, but Diana rocked "No More Tears" last night. Latoya did pretty awesome on her second song, which I can't remember the name of. What was with that bizarre song that Fantasia chose for her second song? And what's up with Paula, does she have a black eye or something? She's been looking pretty fucked up lately. |
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bye, latoya. |
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Latoya was one classy dame, to the very end. I'm betting Elton John has already called her to make an album for him. |
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