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By PetRock on Sunday, April 26, 1998 - 12:29 am: |
It's like circus music for clowns on acid. |
By Circus Clowns on Acid on Sunday, April 26, 1998 - 01:26 am: |
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By Christopher on Sunday, April 26, 1998 - 02:48 am: |
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By Harass6969 yes me again i know get a life on Sunday, April 26, 1998 - 10:37 am: |
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By PetRock on Sunday, April 26, 1998 - 10:51 am: |
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By Markus on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 01:21 am: |
Well, now we all have tose bad days when you can't hit for shit. The more of them magics you use, the more bad days you have without them. So it comes down finally to all your days being bad without the bullets. It's magics or nothing. Time to stop chippying around and kidding yourself, kid, you're hooked, heavy as lead. And that's where old George found himself. Out there at the crossroads, molding the Devil's bullets. Now a man figures it's his bullets, so it will hit what he wants to hit. But it don't always work that way. You see, some bullets is special for a single aim. A certain stag, ot a certain person. And no matter where you aim, that where the bullet will end up. And in the moment of aiming, the gun turns into a dowser's wand and point where the bullet wants to go. |
By Tarmac on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 02:07 am: |
"Devil Went Down To Georgia" by Charlie Daniels? "Weekend Warriors" by Ted Nugent? Frankly, I'm stumped on this one... |
By Markus on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 02:33 am: |
There is a face in the tree I'll pull you out of the chorus And the first one's always free You can never go a hunting With just a flintlock and a hound You won't go home with a bunting If you blow a hundred rounds It takes more than wild courage Or you'll just hit the tattered clouds You must have just the right bullets Ad the first one's always free You must be careful in the forest Broken glass and rusty nails If you're to bring back something for us I have bullets here for sale Why be a fool when you can chase away Your blind and your gloom I have blessed each one of these bullets And they shine just like a spoon To have sixty silver wishes Is a small price to pay They'll be your private little fishes And they'll never swim away I just want you to be happy That's my only wish I'll fix your wagon and your musket And the spoon will have his dish And I shudder at the thought of your Poor empty hunter's pouch So I'll keep the wind from your barrel And bless the roof of your house |
By Pete on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 12:37 pm: |
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By Christopher on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 04:35 pm: |
Ladies and Gentlemen, deep from the jungles of darkest Africa........HUMAN ODDITIES!!! My neighbors are very frightened. |
By Christopher on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 04:36 pm: |
Ladies and Gentlemen, deep from the jungles of darkest Africa........HUMAN ODDITIES!!! My neighbors are very frightened. |
By Markus on Monday, May 4, 1998 - 03:36 am: |
The truly odd thing was that we found out when we moved in that we had independently amassed eerily similar though complementary music and book collections. I'm not talking about some Buffett CDs left over from college. Stuff like Tom Waits, Johnny Clegg, the Saw Doctors, and the soundtrack from The Little Mermaid. We used to have a house rule that Tom could only be listened to after midnight. I had discovered Waits in an earlier group house with a boring economics Ph.D. candidate and his Barcelonan girlfriend. They had a tape of Raindogs, and it was a huge breakthrough that reverberates to this day when I realized I could like something that didn't necessarily make rational, linear sense. Listening to him still sometimes gives me the inexplicable feeling that I should be driving across the country all night in a beat up '73 Camaro with expired plates and a homemade paint job with a teenage trailer park girl in a tube top in the other seat, a Saturday Night Special in the glove compartment, and a bottle of Virginia Gentleman stashed within easy reach. The above lyrics from Black Rider (a joint endeavor between Waits and William Burroughs in Hamburg) don't make much sense without hearing them with music and being sung in Waits' voice, which sounds as if he's been gargling broken glass and chainsmoking unfiltered ditch weed. Those faint of heart should start out with the almost normal Closing Time and gradually make their way up to graduate level stuff like Black Rider and Bone Machine. It's a shame that he long ago stopped performing and has gone Hollywood. I'd fly anywhere in the country at minimal notice to catch him live. I should probably be moving out to LA now just to better my chances if he ever does do a spontaneous show. One of my favorite Waits lines was from the movie "Big Time": "The question that I get asked the most is....well, enough so that I'd mention it....People come up to me and ask, 'Tom, is it possible for a woman to get pregnant without intercourse?' And my answer's always the same. I say, "Well, we're going to have to go all the way to the Civil War....." Never did like that dog. |
By Christopher on Monday, May 4, 1998 - 04:19 pm: |
A *shocking* sidenote: Tom Waits played in a saloon in Oakland 2 years ago. Fairly unannounced, somewhat impromptu. I missed it. drats. I will keep my ear to the ground. If ANYONE is going to be at his next Bay Area appearance it is ME! (I always heard that Tom called Northern California home. Please Mr. Dimaggio..Say it isn't so! Please don't tell us that Tom has gone south for the promise of e-z money and artificial breasts! ) |