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By Carrie(isdyingfromthisbloodycold)Ann on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 06:34 am:
    "Ohhhhh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I'd truly like to be... Cuzzzz if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with meeeee."


    Ok, now.. is that true? I mean, not everyone I know likes that brand of hot dogs, er 'scuse me, weeners. Heck, a lot of people don't like ho - weeners at all. So to claim that just because you were to say, turn into a weener and that brand, means that evvvvveryone will be in love with you. Don't you think that's a tad egotistical and presumtuous? Hrmmm?? And if you need to turn into a processed meat product (what the hell is meat -product- anyway) in order to feel loved, then you need my 2 for 1 shrink coupons worse than I do. Hmmm, actually.. I'll go with you.


    *fumbles for some more nyquil and codeine... *cough*
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 09:17 am:
    CarrieAnn, honey, lay off the cold meds. You're starting to sound REALLY weird. Oh, wait. Nevermind. That's yuor norm right? LOL Seriously, I find Comtrex Cold and Fever ALWAYS works wonders for me. Try it.
By CarrieSick(inmorewaysthanone)Ann on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 10:57 am:
    lol@Jim ....

    *sigh* 'fraid so. I've always been this way. Although, yeah the cold (meds) isnt helping a bit either. I never went to bed last night :( because I had this pressure headache that just would not quit and my throats all scratchy and my eyes are starting to water, the coughs just really beginning to kick in as well.

    Thanks for the tip. I'll send whipping boy (aka my bf) to the store for me in the morning to pick up some Comtrex.


    *wanders about the house dazed & confused... *sneeze*
By Pete on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 12:34 pm:
    I've named my wiener 'Oscar' and now EVERYONE's in love with him....

    How do I get them off me?

    Oh, and CarrieAnn? Loved your hp....you ever consider a career writing close-captionings? You'd be really good at it (until your bosses found out you weren't writing what the characters were actually saying....).

    Does any of that make sense? No, I guess not. I just meant to say that I thought you had a wicked sense of humor with the captions you wrote for the pics on your hp and that you would be good at....uhmmmm.....I'm getting in deeper here. Give me a hand, Jim?
By Harass6969 on Saturday, May 2, 1998 - 01:16 pm:
    do you fit in a hot dog bun?
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Sunday, May 3, 1998 - 11:48 pm:
    Pete, I think you did VERY will with your praise of CarrieAnn... and er... uh... I thought giving you a hand wasn't the problem.... *evil sly grin*

    Carrie doll, Didja get the Comtrex? How'd it work? Did you play nightgames with wipping boy lately?
By CarrieAnn on Monday, May 4, 1998 - 05:22 pm:
    Smiles graciously@Pete & Jim... Thank you very much. I guess it does pay to have a twisted and (I liked Pete's word choice) wicked sense of humor. Heh. Hrmmm, closed-captioning.. I would have -way- too much fun with that. *evil grin*


    Jim, no I sure didn't. *hangs head in shame* And I still have this blasted cold. Only I have moved on to the raspy, pleghmy, hacking cough stage. Answering the phone with a "croak" instead of "hello" has been really entertaining as well. And I think I frightened the poor paper boy when I answered the door yesterday sounding and looking like an 80 year old crack whore. I have began taking these cough suppresant (prescription) pills that I had leftover from a time before where I had a cold. They seem to be helping somewhat. I just hope this cold is completely gone by this weekend because I planned this huge get together and I have a concert to go to. We'll see.


    And yes despite the cold, whipping boy seems to still muster the desire to play night time games with me. "Oh yes, baby.. mmm hmm right there *hack*.. OH GOD YES.. *sneeze* ... dont stop... uh huh, oh yeah... *cough*sneeze* ... you're the man... *honk*... "
By Jeanette on Sunday, July 11, 1999 - 07:01 pm:

    what the hell is this?

By J on Wednesday, July 14, 1999 - 10:49 am:

    I don,t think I posted that,if I did,I was so drunk that I didn,t even spell my name right.

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