Please Mr. Custer. . . . . I Don't Want to Go. . . . . .


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THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).
By Jethro on Tuesday, May 5, 1998 - 11:22 am:
    "Forward, , , , , , Ho!"


By
Brown HairBrown eyes tan skin on Saturday, October 6, 2001 - 05:10 pm:

    Is there any way you can play the whole song of please Mr.Custer?Because me and my class song it in music and I reall would like to hear the whole song again.


By BRENDA WALL on Monday, August 12, 2002 - 12:05 pm:

    I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG. PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME. THANKS, BRENDA WALL


By Bill Cosby on Monday, August 12, 2002 - 12:50 pm:

    Please Mr. Custard, I Don't Want to Go
    Forward Forward, All You Ho's
    Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry, and Flan
    Eat Now Eat Now, All That You Can



By Susie Gardner on Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 10:20 pm:

    We are trying to find the lyrics of Please Mr Custard could someone please send them to me or email me and tell me where i can find them. I would really appreciate it.


By The Watcher on Friday, May 21, 2004 - 03:20 pm:


By Cjbuhr33 on Tuesday, August 9, 2005 - 12:15 pm:

    PLEASE MR.CUSTER



    That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on

    And from the rear a voice was heard

    A brave you man with a trembling word rang loud and cleal

    What am I doing here??



    Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go

    Hey, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go

    I had a dream last night about the coming fight

    Somebody yelled "attack!"

    And there I stood with a arrow in my back.

    Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go forward Ho!! aww



    Look at them bushes out there

    They’re moving and there’s a injun behind every one

    Hey, Mr. Custer—you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?



    HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!!

    Hmm, you’re a little bit late on that one, Charlie

    Hooh, I bet that smarts!



    They were sure of victory, the men of the 7th Cavalry, as they rode on

    But then from the rear a voice was heard

    That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear

    What am I doin’ here??



    Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go

    Listen, Mr. Custer, please don’t make me go

    There’s a redskin waiting out there, just fix'in to take my hair



    A coward I’ve been called, cuz I don’t wanna wind up dead or bald

    Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go forward HO aww

    I wonder what the injun word for friend is

    Let’s see—friend-- kemo sabe, that’s it

    KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE—KEMO SABE!

    Nope, that ain't it



    Look at them darned injuns

    They’re running around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh

    Nah, this ain’t no time for joking




By EDDIE on Saturday, April 1, 2006 - 07:53 pm:

    ITS CUSTARD GODDAMNIT OPEN A HISTORY BOOK RETARDED FUCKS


By lapis on Saturday, April 1, 2006 - 09:11 pm:

    dear! your blood pressure!


By dave. on Saturday, April 1, 2006 - 09:39 pm:

    better song about custer:

    minutemen, "the punch line"

    "I believe when they found the body of General George A. Custer quilled like a
    porcupine with Indian arrows, he didn't die with any honor, any dignity, nor any
    valor.

    I wouldn't doubt when they found George A. Custer an American General Patriot
    Indian Fighter, he died with a shit in his pants."


By V on Sunday, April 2, 2006 - 02:35 pm:

    dave,most people die with a shit in there pants,its the last insult your body can give you.


By Toohoolhoolzote on Monday, April 3, 2006 - 07:31 pm:

    He shit his bloomers and then he died.

    "American General Patriot Indian Fighter."

    Give me a break, he was a Lt.Col when he died. He and his "men" were nothing but a bunch of murdering misfits who enjoyed cutting out the reproductive organs of the women and wear them on their hats.


By V on Monday, April 3, 2006 - 07:46 pm:

    ...what is your source of information?


By Toohoolhoolzote on Monday, April 3, 2006 - 07:50 pm:

    My Great Grand Father who was there who told my Grand Father who told me.


By Toohoolhoolzote on Monday, April 3, 2006 - 08:05 pm:


By droopy on Monday, April 3, 2006 - 09:36 pm:

    that event is generally known as "the sandy creek massacre".

    there is a british band called "the sandy creek massacre", named after that event.

    go figure.


By Toohoolhoolzote on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 07:06 pm:

    Other sources:

    Connell, Evan S. Son of the Morning Star: Custer and the Little Bighorn. North Point Press, San Francisco, California, 1984.

    Utley, Robert M. The Indian Frontier of the American West, 1846-1890. University of New Mexico Press, Albuquerque. 1984.


By V on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 08:38 pm:

    droopy,can you do me a 1 to 1 posting sometime?like online?you happen to be the only guy that talks sence.Most of the time I feel I post to nuts....no time span,to suit you.


By Toohoolhoolzote on Tuesday, April 4, 2006 - 11:26 pm:

    Quote: Most of the time I feel I post to nuts....no time span,to suit you.--V

    V, are you saying that was to much time from the Little Big Horn to me and that my Great Grand father couldn't have been there and later tell my Grand Father how the US Cav. really were? And, that my Grand Father couldn't have told me the history of my People and that I'm a "Nut"?

    Here's the "Time Span."

    My Great Grand Father was born sometime around 1860/61 in the winter and he was at the Little Big Horn at about the age of 15. My Grand Father was born in 1908, that would have made my Great Grand Father 47 or so when my Grand Father was born. My mother was born in 1929 when my Grand Father was 20. My Grand Father died in 1991 at the age of 83. I was born in 1951.

    If I misunderstand your post I apologize.


By jack on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 12:27 am:

    just fyi: v is not so attentive to logic as to calculate generation spans. also, he doesn't understand much english without a translation.

    "nuts" is simply one of many all-purpose general insults he throws out hoping for responses.

    no need to apologize. cheerio, toohoolhoolzote.


By Toohoolhoolzote on Wednesday, April 5, 2006 - 01:35 pm:

    Thank you Jack.


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