I AM HEARING THE SONG "HOLY DIVER". IT IS A VERY GOOD SONG. I LIKE HOLY DIVER ALOT. IT HAS SHAPED MY LIFE IN WAYS THAT I CANNOT EXPRESS. I LIKE TO RIDE THE TIGER. I HAVE LEARNED ALOT ABOUT RAINBOWS. THETY ARE THE DARK IN THE LIGHT. DARK VILLAGES SCARE ME, BUT RONNIE IS SHORT, ALOT SHORTER THAN ME. I LIKE RONNIE A LOT. I JUST ANT TO SQUEZE EM AND HOLD EM. HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO ROCK.

it drives me nuts when I get some asinine song in my head and it sucks so bad that I wouldn't buy the damn thing in the first place, it usually happens because some moron is humming it or singing it within earshot, damn if that is not annoying. I have one going strong now, am not about to divulge the tune...... only I wish it would vacate my brain.

"i get no towels"

Love that one, runs thru my brain all the time too, maybe we should change the lyrics to "I got now bowels.........."

well scuse me for missing the lyrics but I did mean to say " I get no bowels" and that should be followed by "so who is gonna shit for me" -

that is truly good. maybe you should write weird al with that one. "i get no bowels, so who is gonna shit for me" "am i ever gonna clear my bowels." "he takes a stinky poop, he takes a runny poop" "he takes a captains log, feeds it to jackies dog" "pooping the night away, pooping the night away" Bollocks! not again. BOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I've got no bowels but I gotta friend I know is gonna shit for me I got no bowels so lets hope its in the lavortory........

When Czarina gets back her,remind us to tell you about Berma Lou,and remember they didn't have Depends then,we were sick and twisted kid's.I blame it on the hormones in cattle,but I can't prove it.

i hope brucifer has some role in the story.

Of course,and while I'm at it,I met Jerry tonight,he seemed like a nice guy,but I saw interbreeding all over him,and Amee is carrying the fruit of his loins.OOOOHHHHHH,it is almost 6:30 a.m,I have been up all night.Why doesn't she just shoot me? They did turn me on to Jesco though.

Rising Sons with TajMahal & Ry Cooder "walkin down the line" that is my stuckinthehead tune of the day...... could be worse, could be Tom Jones singing whatever the hell he sings, or Janet Jackson, LOATHE HER. Or even worse, anything by Brittany Spears (I know where I would stick that spear.....) or that idiot with the really bad haircut (beats you Kevin, sorry) Ricky Martin. Man oh man, thank god I listen to public radio.

well, duh, can anyone buy me a bud? The woman spent my beer money on diapers, stoopid bitch. I got a palm frond stuck in my head, drilled a hole thru the frond and now just pour my bud directly to my brain. Ignorense sure is bliss. Gotta go, my brain needs norrishing.

go away stinky i never have to see you again. THANK CHRIST!

Aw shucks and I thought youse and me was right good friends. I'm from Jersey and we know how to get wimmin, you could learn a few things from me. They dont call me STINKY for nutting. You aint seen the last of me.

*swoons and hopes Stinky will carry her off and ravish her*

jesus. if you only knew stinky.

If you knew stinky you would be packing your bags and heading to ANYWHERE, USA - a boil on the face of humanity, and I am being nice. Somebody squeeze it........ put him out of our misery!

Aww Biro but you and Stinky share something in common. An IP number! This could be the start of sumpin beautiful.