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-------- Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those jerks were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timing There was funky China men from funky Chinatown They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they fought with expert timing There was funky Billie Jim and little Sammy John He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on We took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew trip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but they did it with expert timing Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, make sure you have expert timing Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning... |
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.SSA UOY UOY KCUF |
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Or someone's putting crack in their coffee. |
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I'M OFF COFFEE. all caffeine, even green tea. i'm also off alcohol, vicodin, valium, wheat. I FEEL GREAT. i've never been on crack. i'm not off chocolate. though i would like to be, i have limits. |
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Oh yeah. |
Stone her, STONE HER NOW DAMNIT... |
-content of the song "gettin' stoned" by that group...can't remember the name...they did "allstar" too...and "walkin' on the sun"... bugger. "gimme some more of that cherry cola...i need to wake up, and i need to now. please pass the cherry cola, before i piss in your face. i want cherry cola, it resurrects the ancestors." -possible translation of a chinese cherry coke commercial...or something i made up. |
I still say STONE her. |
I gave up red meat and poultry in January, with only a couple of lapses since. It's fucking hard though, when I get institutional food for dinner four nights a week, and the non-meet options tend to be salad and frozen green beans. I have to remember to bring in Tasty Bites to work tonight, or I'll be hungry and cranky by nine o'clock. |
i also don't eat refined flour of any sort, nor dairy products or sugar, but i've already mentioned all that crap in other posts. if modern science has figured out how to put a man on the moon, then why can't they come up w/ an artificial sweetener that doesn't taste like shit? enquiring minds want to know. |
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing There were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chong He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on He took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew trip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they did it with expert timing Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, make sure you have expert timing Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning... |
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i am overtly distrustful of any fake sugar products. give me honey or raw sugar anyday. |
believe me, there are days when i'd like to just sit down & eat an entire box of chocolate frosted krispy kreme donuts. |
First, the thing you all know, sucrose has been known to cause cancer in lab animals, then again what doesn't cause cancer in lab animals? Second, you all know what WD-40 is right? Do you know what WD-40 stands for? (just hang with me this goes somewhere) WD-40 stands for Water Distillant try # 40. Which means there are 39 more Water Distillants before it. Wanna know what WD-10 is? Thats right boys and girls, sucrose. Come back next week when we learn why jenny doesn't have a mom and a dad, but a mom and her life partner.<cut> |
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i was at the health food store last night buying up mass quantities of figs (which by the way are higher on the glycemic index than table sugar...) and dates and raisins and raw nuts, and i stumbled upon a bag of unprocessed sugar. i can't remember what it was called now, but it wasn't just "natural sugar", that brown granulated stuff you see in packets at coffee shops. this was raw sugar processed once, retaining many of its minerals and even some fiber i believe. i'll try to find out what it is. if you don't mind me asking... HOW MUCH WEIGHT HAVE YOU DROPPED SO FAR, CRIMSON? do you know? or how many sizes? |
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BY THE WAY, EVEN AS A LOW CARBOHYDRATE ADVOCATE, I MUST SAY THAT SUGAR DOES NOT KILL YOU OR MAKE YOU FAT, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR INSULIN PROBLEMS MAY BE. HOWEVER, *TOO MUCH* SUGAR WILL. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF CARBOHYDRATES. CONSUME EVERYTHING IN MODERATION. EXCEPT CHOCOLATE. "TO LENGTHEN YOUR THY LIFE, LESSEN THY MEALS." - BENJAMIN FRANKLIN (evil bastard) THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY. |
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why do you yo-yo so much or so often? |
my weight used to fluctuate w/o any assistance. one month i'd be fat, the next month i'd be thin. i don't know why. at one point, when i was fat, i got badgered into losing weight. so i dropped 75 pounds. but later, i gained back over 100. now i'm losing weight again, but it's due to the low-carb, no-sugar gig. it melts the weight right off of you. i do notice a difference in the way that i feel. but the hell of it is, i don't really mind being heavy-set (except for the bitch of finding clothes that fit). i mean, as long as i'm happy, my weight matters little to me. but i'm kinda grooving on the weight loss now, partially because i can wear "normal" clothing again. i also don't get winded & worn out as easily w/ physical exertion. & my weight was admittedly getting excessive. i have t-shirts that used to be tight on me & now they're like tents. i do wish i could just eat any damn thing i please. i miss chinese & mexican food so much. but my health (& weight) would greatly suffer for it. |
the honeypot? sugarfactory? HEY....how's mavis doin?....miss her cutie patootie! |