doo doo du doo de doo lol

HAHAHAH. THAT'S FUCKING GREAT!!! I READ THAT IN MY MIND AND IT SOUNDED JUST LIKE RICHARD DRYFUS ON CRACK COCAINE!! HAHAHAHAH!!

HAHAHAH. THAT'S FUCKING GREAT!!! I READ THAT IN MY MIND AND IT SOUNDED JUST LIKE RICHARD DRYFUS ON CRACK COCAINE!! HAHAHAHAH!!

HAHAHA! I POSTED TWICE!! HAHAHA. SEMILLAMA LOOKS LIKE RICHARD DRYFUS!!! HAHAHAH!!!

<JOHN CLEESE VOICE> Pardon me while I'm absorbed by the pangalactic vagina of a thirty billion year old tax accountant named Bob. </JOHN CLEESE VOICE>

WOAH DUDE VOICE OVER IP!!! HAHAHAHA!!! NOW YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I'M FORCED TO SHOVE MY COCK IN YOUR MOM'S ASS!! HAHAH!! SHE'S ASKING ME TO!! HAHAHAHAHAH!

this is real fucking funny. the boths of yous should be locked up

FATHER MCFUCKME, FUCK THE SHUT UP!

HAHA!! YA FATHER MCFEELY YOU FUCKING MAN WHORE!! AHAH!! WHERE'S MY FUCKING MAIL YOU DRIED UP CUNT?! HA! TOO BUSY LICKING PEACHY FUZZED BOY NUTS? YOU FUCKING LETCH!! AHAH!

AND I FORGOT TO ADD, YOU'RE A FUCKING DRIED UP CUNT!! HAHHAHAHA!

AH FUCK!! I DIDN'T FORGET TO ADD THAT!! HAAHAHA!! I'M A FUCKING TARD!! HOW'S THE BOY BUNG, O'MALLY?

I just still want to know why dogs eat cat poop?Seriously

SHUT THE FUCK UP, NATE! I DON'T KNOW WHY DOGS EAT CAT POOP, PROBABLY THE SAME REASON THEY LIKE TO ROLL ON CORPSES.

I think Agatha's right.

i've heard it has something to do with bad digestion. dogs see cat poop as predigested food. it's also why they eat vomit.

SMELLY DOG, SMELLY DOG, WHAT ARE YOU EATING? SMELLY DOG, SEMLLY DOG, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT? Hey, you ever smell a cat fart?Jeezuz

everything has a name. here is proof. Coprophagia in the Canine

FUCKING DOGS EATING SHIT! COPROPHAGIA!! COPROPHILIA!! AHAHAH! FUCKING SHIT!! HAH! CATS HAVE VERY INEFFICIENT DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS!! CAT SHIT IS FULL OF GOODNESS!! AHAH! FUCKING SHIT!!

"Reinforcement: Something about eating the feces itself reinforces the behavior. Things such as taste may be a factor in this. It's simply appealing to the dog to eat the feces, so it does so. This is the likely mechanism in interspecific coprophagia such as eating cat feces." ew

"Bad taste on feces: This is perhaps the most common treatment for coprophagia. Owners are advised to put something like hot sauce on or in their dogs' feces. The theory is that the dog will consume the treated feces and will have an aversive response to it (due to bad taste) and will eventually cease the behavior. For this behavior to be effective, it must be used 100% of the time. Every feces must have hot sauce or other noxious tasting element on it or else the dog will not associate the bad taste with eating the feces. It is the opinion of the authors that the owner should simply pick up the feces instead. Lack of access to feces is the most effective treatment option (described below). Some dogs will stop engaging in coprophaga if the cycle is broken by picking up feces, so that treatment is much easier, much simpler, and more effective means of controlling coprophagia." OK, if the dog is eating SHIT, what possibly can one obtain that could taste worse to place on the SHIT??? OMFG!!!!!!! SHIT!HAHAHA FUCK!HAHAH

I don't know, but I would think that my Grandmother's version of cooked carrots would come damn close to tasting worse than shit.

Every now and again, a phrase comes up that catches my eye and makes me swoon. "Lack of access to feces is the most effective treatment option" Sigh... Words to live by.

"It's simply appealing to the dog to eat the feces, so it does so." thats good enough for me.

The concept of putting hot sauce on feces is what gets me. Seasoning it. Maybe a little pepper, a twist of lemon... What if your dog likes his shit spicy?

What like Thai Shit?

Thank you Heather,I have always been disturbed by this behavior in dogs,you'd never see a cat doing that,I haven't anyway.

I thoroughly enjoyed that piece.. what I am not talking about shit! I am talking about the.... nevermind. Please pass the hot sauce.

AHAHH YOU FUCKERS THINK YOU'RE ALL FUNNY. HAHAH.

EAT MY SHIT, DOG NATE BITCH.

go to your rooms, both of you!

AHAH!! BITCH ASSIGONE!! FUCK WHORE LEFTHANDED! HAHAHH. AUTOCOPROPHAGUS, SENOR!!! AHAHAH.

LLOKK AAAAATT ME! IM NATE DOG EATTTINGGG SHIIIIIIIIIT! SHIT! LOOK! LOOK! LOOOOOOOOOK! SHIT! NATE SHIT DOGGIE DOOOOOOGGGGGIIIIIEEEEE!! !

My brother had a dog, when we were kids, that would dig in the litter box every night and leave a "kitty cookie" in the middle of my bed every morning. What was the dog trying to tell me? Was he trying to share a tasty morsel of kitty litter crusted cat shit?? Or was he telling me to eat shit and die?? Maybe he was just telling me it was time for the litter box to be changed. If that was the case, WRONG DAMN ROOM DOG! YOUR MASTER EMPTIES THE CAT SHIT, NOT ME!!!! I had to get that off my chest. The world may never know.

AHH FUCKER!!! AHAH!! LOOK AT ME!! UNDER NATE BITCH DOG!! IT ME UNDER NATE BITCH NATE DOG PENIS NAME ANTIGONE!! AHAHAHAH!! ANTIGONE COCK BITCH DOG!! HA! COCK FUCKER ANTIGONE BITCH SHIT!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! Ahem. You're oppressing me. I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY PENIS!

trace: "Allelomimetic behavior: The dog observes the owner picking up the feces and learns from them to do so as well" he was a being a good pooch. he wanted nothing but to please you.

WHITEBOY HANDJIVE RATPRICK!!!

YOUR PROBBLY A RATPRICK.

CHEW CHUM, CHUM!

HAHH FUCKOS YOU KEEPIN TALK NO FUCKING AHHAHAHAH. SHUT UP FUCKING AHAHAHAH. YOU FUCK NO BETTER THAN NAZI FUCKOSHIT BURGER AHHAH. MINCEMEAT. AHAHAH. I KNOW WHERE YOU FUCK HOMES. HAHH.

I am so fucking impressed by you that I can hardly breathe, Nate. How difficult it must be to live in a world like this. How hard you must find it to put up with all of us simple-minded bbs posters. You deserve a medal for even coming back to the board, with all the people here thinking that we're funny? It must be hell.

HAHAH!! WHO YOU FUCKO NOT UNDERSTANDING? HAHAHA!! LIMITED?:! FUCK CHRISTS!! MULTITITS!! HAHAHAH! LIKE DOG BITCH!! HAAHHAH. MAKE NET PASS HMM FUCKO?!?! HAHAHAH!!! LIMITED!! AHAHAH!! BURIES!! HAHAHAHAHA!! FUCKO!! SEX FUCKS HAND! HAHAH FUCKS HAND!! AHAHAH! TIGHTY WHITEY!! AHAHAHA NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH!! HAHAH!! FUCKO HAH FUCKO! I WIN FUCKO!! I WIN!! HAHAAHA!

I WRITE SONG ABOUT YOU!! AHAHAH!! IT BAD SONG LIKE YOU FUCKO!! HAHAHAH! CREEPY FUCKO!! HAHAHHAH.

I WRITE SONGS THAT MAKE WHOLE WORLD SING!?!?HAAAAH I WRITE SONGS OF LOVE AND SPECIAL THING?!!! HAAHAAAH I WRITE SONGS THAT MAKE GIRLS CRY!! HAHHAH I WRITE SONGS HHAH I WRITE SONGS!!!

AHHAH BARRY!! YOU COME ALL OVER CHEST!! AHHHH AHAHAH! YOU FRIEND NEIL WAS JUST HERE!! HAHA!! SUCKING SHAKESPERE IN THE DICK!! AHHAHAHAH!! FUCKO!! CRACKHEAD ROSIE AND MANBLOW!! AHAHAH!

HAHHA!! I HAVE BIG DREAM ABOUT YOU BARRY!! BIG BOWL OF YOU BARRY!! AHHAH!! FUCKO!! BURY BARRY IN FUCK CAVE FUCKO!! AHAHAH!

CALL NA, NATE, CALL THEM NOW

HHAHAHHA!! NA NATE WILL DO FUCKO!?! HAHAH!! I HIGH ON WORK AHAH!! FUCKO!! I FUCK ON WORK NOW FUCKO!! NO BREAK NO LUNCH NO DINNER FUCKO!! ALL WORK!! ALL HERE!! AHAHAHAH!! FUCKO!!

you must be bored

This whole string must be aborted. It is unnatural.

anything that exists is natural. how could it be otherwise?

Awww don't fight boys. Mummy's back and I'm not going away from my two widdle baby waybies again.

AHAHH!!! PANTYGONE STARTED IT!!! HAHAH!! MY HEAD IS CLOGGED WITH FUCK TOMORNING!! JAHHH!! I FUCK HEAD GODDFUCK!! HAHHA.

Packing for the beach. Sunscreen, wet shoes, nylon dive socks, nonmetallic 457, shorts, swim trunks (optional), nonmetallic 9mm, sunglasses, cash, ATM card, phony Get Out Of Jail card, one address, one map, one dozen long stem roses packed with plastic vials, determination, gauze bandages, dog tags, 2 pounds C4, Nate's ID. Happy Fourth. Express yourself.

NATE YOU ARE A FLUFFER AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY!!! GHENGIS KHAN AND MOLLY MCBUTTER WANT YOUR CHIROPRACTIC ADVICE!!!! YOU ARE METABOLIZING!! MY INTESTINES ARE A ROPE...I CLIMB THEM TO HEAVEN!!! YOU MAKE CHEWING GUM LOOK PRISSY!?! FUCK MY FULL FRONTAL FRUSTUM!! TWO SESSILE GROGS WALK INTO A BAR. WAMPUM ME NO MAKE YOU LOOK AT CHEWY DIRT, ME NO WANT HEAP TROUBLE FROM WHITE MAN.

oh shit. that was the best. i can't respond to that.

The scary thing is that my freshman year college roommate could say that kind of shit nonstop for hours. He was a genius.

i've been in heated nonsense discussions. but not at will. they just happen. go to new orleans in october.

Are we all meeting there then? Is it settled? If so, I'm all over it...

no, actually a lot of people are pussies. i'm not sure how settled it is. i'm going if it happens. heather sarah, i believe who else? i do not know.

I musta missed that thread. Sounds like fun.

you're going tbone? known details are NEW ORLEANS and OCTOBER. sarah heather antigone tbone nate who else of you motherfuckers ain't too pussy to meet up?

Dont recall getting an invite cuz if I had gotten one, I would have been there. Sure as shit.

http://bbs.sorabji.com/messages/65/5290.html?ThursdayJuly520010409pm everyone got an invite.

Must have not read that. I would like nothing more than to meet all you people. Never been to New Orleans either. I certainly aint no pussy so I'll be there.

goddamnit, i'm not a fucking pussy, i'm just poor. Eat a dick. *sob*

how can you afford NOT to go?

good call but if you saw my bank statement, you would know. how can i afford not to not go?

get a new credit card. money isn't everything.

I embrace my pussiness. I have to be in Laos and Vietnam in October. I shall pray for your lost souls at Angkor Wat. For those Sorabjites in or around New York, I shall be over your way in the next fortnight. I would wear my good teeth if you wanted to coincide at some skanky bar.

Where there is a will, there is a way. Credit card companies are handing out new cards left and right. Especially Visa, they're begging people to accept a card.

I wish I could go

Since I'm cancelling my Vegas trip this year, I figure I HAVE to go. Granted, I'm cancelling due to money for the most part, but I've got time. Just gotta stabilize a little, get the rabbit's weird noise fixed, and find someone to prop up in the passenger seat to remind me to stay conscious. Couple thousand miles... I can do that. Apparissus did that distance already this summer, not counting the Japan trip, and he did it alone.

you're going to drive? moly.

hmmm....new credit card. Dare I? perhaps should check out lowestfare.com? need a date before I can strongly consider this. I mean, you know, a day. Weekend I assume. We need to reserve some crash space. If I can get a low fare and crash with somebody, I may be able to come, but then I may not know for sure until closer to October.