Tie my pecker to my leg

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By semillama on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 09:58 am:

    I saw Mojo Nixon last night. It was one of the best shows I have ever seen. The true spirit of rock and roll was there I tell you! He riffed on JEnna Bush and how she was a fan of his, especially the songs "Gin Guzzling Frenzy", "I'm Drunk" and "She's All Liquored Up." and How she and Barbara would do him if he would buy them a 6-pack.
    He took only one request and it wa the song I requested, "Take me to your leader". During "Don Henley Must Die" he called out for other people we all want to see go, and I yelled "Phil Collins!" and he immediately said "Yeah, Phil Collins...Short, Fat and Ugly is no way to go through life!" and everyone started chanting that.

    What a fantastic show. Other classics he played included "Drunk Divorced Floozie" "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" "Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant with My Two-Headed Love Child" "Put a Louisiana Liplock on my Love Porkchop" "Are You Drinking With ME Jesus?" and of course "Elvis is Everywhere."

    NEVER MISS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE MOJO NIXON.

    This is my prime commandment.

By TBone on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 10:28 am:

    The song titles alone are enough to prevent me
    from missing such an opportunity.

By semillama on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 11:17 am:

    It was the purest kick ass rock I have ever heard.

    It's like normal rock music is some generic whiskey, while Mojo is the pure distilled hillbilly death juice.

By patrick on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 11:36 am:

    i didnt know that guy was still around.

    haven't heard his name, until you mentioned it, in years.

By semillama on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 12:36 pm:

    He's gained some weight, but hasn't really slowed down as far as I can tell.

    here's some news about him.

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