The Rainbow Connection


sorabji.com: What song or tune is going through your head right now?: The Rainbow Connection
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By Kermit The Frog on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 04:58 pm:

    This song is dedicated to Patrick:

    Why are there so many songs about rainbows,
    And what's on the other side?
    Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
    And rainbows have nothing to hide.
    So we've been told and some choose to believe it,
    I know they're wrong, wait and see.
    Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
    The lovers, Patrick and me.

    Who said that every wish would be heard and answered,
    When wished on the morning star?
    Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
    And look what it's done so far.
    What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing
    And what do we think we might see?
    Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
    The lovers, Patrick, and me.

    All of us under its spell,
    We know that it's probably magic ............

    Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
    I've heard them calling my name.
    Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?
    The voice might be one and the same.
    I've heard it too many times to ignore it,
    It's something that I'm s'posed to be .......
    Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,

    The lovers, Patrick, and me .........


By patrick on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 05:10 pm:

    uhhhhhhhh


By Kermit The Frog on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 05:41 pm:

    I just hope Miss Piggy doesn't find out, you know how jealous she gets...Sheesh.
    Hey, if she does, can you just ask her to model for you? She will forget all about it.


By eri on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 05:53 pm:

    Hey Patrick, just thought you might like to know that the lyrics that your name is in place of is "the dreamers". I think Kermit is trying to call you a dreamer. God, I remember shit lyrics from when I was like 9 years old. That's pathetic.


By patrick on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 06:12 pm:

    holy shit im so offended.


By eri on Monday, June 10, 2002 - 09:46 pm:

    Yeah, I thought you would be.


By Kermit The Frog on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 09:45 am:

    Offended? Why?


By Jesus Christ on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 11:21 am:

    Kermit, I too, am offended.


By Kermit The Frog on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 12:49 pm:

    Patrick,
    Scooter may call you. He is in charge of booking guests for our new show to start next fall.
    We are featuring Freaks with Socialist Government Aspirations, and we want you to be our guest star.


By patrick on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 02:13 pm:

    spunk you have no idea what you are talking about when you say "socialism" and "patrick" in the same sentence. while im all for a good joke with the Kermit bit, you're just not funny hoss.


By spunky on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 02:36 pm:

    I dunno, I thought Kermit calling you a freak was at least kinda amusing.


By patrick on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 02:49 pm:

    *looks around*


    *crickets chirp*


By trace on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 03:17 pm:

    Whatever. I am tired of wasting my time.
    I give. You have, quite seriously, sucked any fun out of this whole site for me.
    Your dolling out of advice at a whim and your superior attitude is seriously over done.
    You refuse to look from any other angle but your own.
    Why do you think I created other personas?
    Variety and a different point of view.
    Most of the time, in any persona before you break down and check out IP addresses (you have a lot of nerve saying Antigone is the one that does that and you find it creepy), and regardless of point of view I try to take, I find you are the first to come in at odds with any opinion that is not exactly yours. And you are way to quick to call someone stupid, ignorant, un-intellegent, etc who does not agree with you. While it is a good thing that most humans are capable of changing their mind and admitting when they are wrong, I do not think I have ever seen you do any of that.
    What really makes you think you are always right?
    It is just a joke, or are you serious?
    You want to know why I think you are a punk ass kid?
    Because you act like it. You profess complete diversity, but in practice, you show shocking levels of discrimination. You are about the worst hypocrite I have ever met. You are quick to damn anyone who does not see it your way.
    Diversity means accepting others have a different point of view then yours, not insisting everyone conform to yours.
    I am not trying to "flame" anyone, I am not trying to drag out the cage and whips here, and I just wanted to get this off my chest.

    I am not stomping out of here either, in some pathetic self-pittying huff, I will just avoid further debate with you. Not that you care. Not that I care that you do not care....
    This whole post is most likely a waste of my time as well, because you will look at it, if you even bother yourself with finishing it, and just say "what a friggin' idiot", and continue on your way. If you so choose, then so be it. I could care less.


By semillama on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 03:41 pm:

    Wow, Patrick! You're Trace's very own
    personal slack vampire!


By patrick on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 03:49 pm:

    trace kermit was obvious man, get a clue. you can tell a lot about posts when you notice the time they were posted. if "kermit" posted 3-4 minutes after "trace" posted on the thread above it and there is no other posts going on, DUH!!!!! Who do you think it is. the only time i have ever looked up an IP is when someone is threatening or flooding the boards. I didnt look up your IP to see if Kermit was you, it was obvious.

    Trace your base view of who you think I am is of no consequence to me. So blather all you wish.


By Kermit the Antigone on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 05:42 pm:

    patrick, you check IP's?

    You are sooooooo creepy.


By Skooter Lee Roth on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 12:11 am:

    Hey man...I'm not really into socialism, but
    would be interested in booking you for my new
    show featuring anti-socialism.
    Fuck! Shitty Motherfucker! Party! (The sound of
    a glass door as I slam dance my way through
    it!)
    Dont know why Kermie wants me to work for
    him though. Must know I've been shoveling
    that good green shit to Fozzie on the side or
    something.
    Than again, maybe he meant the scooter
    from
    the muppets, but he really should be careful
    abut that. Maybe he should have said , not
    "Skooter Lee Roth" and I wouldn't have felt so
    weird.


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