That's what we used to do

That's what we used to do That's what we used to do Y'know the days today ain't nothin' like the days we knew you can argue all you want, I'm tellin' you the truth No, I'm not sayin' you should, but That's what we used to do... --------- To cut our hair we'd go down where the buzzards used to roost We'd rub our heads with carrion and let the buzzards chew and that was called a "buzz cut" and that's what we used to do When we was feelin' thirsty, we would make some Catfish Stew that's only just a catfish that's been filled to the gills with booze We'd kiss the fish and take a swig and that's what we used to do ------------ We'd sail out to a phantom ship and call out to the crew they'd hop aboard our boat, and they would float the whole night through We'd watch the whiskey disappear and that's what we used to do We'd jump into the ocean when a shark was on the loose we'd grab a fin and take ourselves a little ocean cruise and once I lost an arm that way but that's what we used to do -------------- We went to the hobo jungle once, and cornered some old coot I tickled him till he smiled and then I tried to pull his tooth I lost my other arm that day but that's what we used to do -The Muldoons