"The Rain" by Oran "Juice" Jones


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By Pylon on Tuesday, March 24, 1998 - 12:13 am:
    "I saw you
    and HIM
    Walking in the rain

    You were holding hands
    and I will never be the same..."

    And since I have to suffer, I'm posting it here so you can remember the song and share my hell. Enjoy!

By Mp on Thursday, April 23, 1998 - 06:13 pm:
    that kills me! I was like... 14 when that song came out and I loved it. (I only knew the first two lines.) That and that "Tender Love" song by Kool and the Gang.

    Memories........ha ha!

By Mp on Thursday, April 23, 1998 - 06:14 pm:
    that kills me! I was like... 14 when that song came out and I loved it. (I only knew the first two lines.) That and that "Tender Love" song by Kool and the Gang.

    Memories........ha ha!

By Tarmac on Thursday, April 23, 1998 - 07:54 pm:
    I'm gonna expose myself with this one, but "Tender Love" was actually done by The Force MD's (Whatever the hell THAT means), not Kool and the Gang. Remember "She's Fresh" by them? Yes, we're in soul hell here...

By Incubus on Friday, June 5, 1998 - 09:22 pm:
    Where can I find the lyrics???


By
Buggrrl on Sunday, November 1, 1998 - 09:06 pm:

    IT TOO A LOT OF SEARCHING, BUT i FOUND IT!!!!!!

    The Rain
    Oran "Juice" Jones

    CHORUS:
    I saw you (and him) walking in the rain
    You were holding hands and I'll never be the same.

    Tossing and turning another sleepless night
    The rain crashes against my window pane
    Jumped into my car didn't drive too far
    That moment I knew I would never be the same.

    CHORUS

    CHORUS

    Now here you are begging to me
    To give our love another try
    Girl I love you and I always will
    But darling right now I've got to say goodbye
    'Cause

    CHORUS

    CHORUS
    (I LOVED THIS BIT)

    (I saw you)
    Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here
    (Walking in the rain)
    Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
    Listen first things first let me hang up the coat
    (You were holding hands and I'll)
    Yeah how was your day today
    Did you miss me
    (Never be the same)
    You did? Yeah? I missed you too
    I missed you so much I followed you today
    (I saw you)
    That's right now close your mouth
    'Cause you cold busted
    (Walking in the rain)
    Now just sit down here, sit down here
    I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do
    (You were holding hands and I'll)
    You know my first impulse was to run up on you
    And do a Rambo
    (Never be the same)
    I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
    But I didn't wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
    So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled
    I called up the bank and took out every dime.
    Than I cancelled all your credit cards...
    I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!
    Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is
    packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you
    thinking?
    You don't mess with the Juice!
    I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags.
    I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!
    But now I can't give you nothing but advice.
    Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.
    And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . .
    Until then, you know what you gotta do?
    You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,
    punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you
    dismissed!
    That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know
    that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my
    world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta
    here. Scat!
    Don't touch that coat...





By R.C. on Sunday, November 1, 1998 - 10:08 pm:

    Geez -- a Brother who was all abt SHOOTING his woman becuz he caught her holding hands w/another man?

    And they say Sisters are crazy-jealous....

    I only barely-remember that cut. But the 'cornfalkes-&-milk/squirrel trying to get a nut' biz stuck in my mind. (It's amazing/the useless stuff we retain. But I cdn't tell you my tag# if my life depended on it.) You actually found it online, Buggrrl? May I ask where? Is there some sort of 80's R-n-B lyrics archive I need ta know abt?


By Kasia on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 09:49 pm:


By Ed on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 01:49 pm:

    The rain!


By eri on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 06:45 pm:

    oh, my God! I actually know of this song, but I don't have it on MP3.


By JIM on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 07:31 am:

    COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THE SONG THE RAIN, BY ORAN JUICE JONES'

    KINDLY, JIM


By Rob on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 10:37 am:

    This is silly, but I've always thought it was "whip out the jammie and flat-blast both of you."

    And actually, my version still makes more sense.


By Greg on Sunday, October 6, 2002 - 03:23 pm:

    WHo knows the name of the parody of The Rain?? The line from it about the fur coat he gave her "....that thing had to be destroyed after it bit the neighbor's child" has to be the most hilarious line from a song ever!!


By eri on Sunday, October 6, 2002 - 03:24 pm:

    never heard it.


By Augdog2001 on Wednesday, November 5, 2003 - 03:34 pm:

    Does anyone remeber the response song to "the Rain"??? ANYONE OUT THERE?? it was a female singer dissing on the dude...HELP.


By Nate on Wednesday, November 5, 2003 - 04:42 pm:

    "thunder and lightning" by miss thang.


By Miss thang on Wednesday, November 5, 2003 - 04:44 pm:

    Thunder and lightning
    It’s a quiet storm
    When your heart is broken in two
    There’s nothin’ to live for

    The site of you with him
    It made me jealous, oh, girl
    I gave you all I had
    It’s not enough and now we’re apart, hoo...

    Thunder and lightning
    It’s a quiet storm
    When your heart is broken in two
    There’s nothin’ to live for

    You finished now, baby
    Are you finished reading me
    Good
    ‘Cause I’m gettin’ ready to read, write and erase you
    It’s about time you saw me and him walkin’ in the rain
    As a matter of fact
    That seemed to be the first thing you noticed about me in months
    You better sit down, baby, and get out the umbrella
    ‘Cause there’s gonna be a storm tonight
    First things first
    Don’t be frontin’ like you gonna pull no Rambo on me
    Because no attitudeless, Jheri curl gigolo jerk is gonna put his hands on me
    You know you actin’ like you put me here on God’s green earth
    But let’s get a few things straight right here and now
    As for those electroplated slum gold chains you gave me last Valentine’s Day
    What, did they have a sell at Chains-R-Us
    You walkin’ around like you so fly in that $37 rabbit coat
    Honey, that coat had to be destroyed last week after it bit the neighbors child
    By the way, my man got me a new Gold American Express card
    And I’ll never leave home without it
    But as you know, I’ve beeb leavin’ home without you, baby
    Oh, honey, you packed my bags
    There’s was never any room in that closet anyway
    Not with all your budget Ballys and fake Fila
    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not tryin’ to break on your clothes or nothin’
    I do love that gray suit you’re wearin’
    Matter of fact, it looks better on you today than it did yesterday
    Oh, no, don’t worry about callin’ me no cab
    Because you know that alley cat crumb cake you’ve been dissin’
    Well, he’s pickin’ me up in his brand new BMW
    Unlike that ugly gold El Dorado love mobile you call transportation
    Yeah, you just like 7-Up, never had it, never will
    And don’t call me when the bill collectors start callin’ here 24/7
    ‘Cause there ain’t nothin’ goin’ on here but the back rent
    You know you never did have a real J-O-B since you’ve been with me
    Well, I really must go, it’s gettin’ late
    Besides, your hot chocolate’s gettin’ cold

    Thunder and lightning
    It’s a quiet storm, woo, hoo
    When your heart is broken in two
    There’s nothin’, nothin’, nothin’, nothin’ to live for

    So when your heart is broken in two
    There’s nothin’, nothin’, nothin’ to live for


By Sue on Saturday, May 8, 2004 - 06:55 pm:

    Where is the whole song with the girl singing her part?????????????? Does anyone know where I can get a mp3 of The Rain by Oran Juice Jones, and the female singer with her part.


By Divineness01 on Wednesday, September 8, 2004 - 05:20 am:

    i found where 2 download Orange Juice Jones "the rain" , but if anyone can help me find the answer song by Miss Thang "Thunder and Lightning" ,you can email me or im me at Divineness01@aol.com
    THANX


By Majorhype on Tuesday, October 5, 2004 - 11:13 am:

    I too have been trying to locate "Thunder and Lightning" by Miss Thang. Is there anyone who can help? If so, please email me. Thanks!


By AWalter on Friday, October 22, 2004 - 12:01 am:

    Did you guys (Divineness01 and Majorhype) find Thunder and Lightning? Let me know if you're still looking


    Awalter advicelibrary@yahoo.com


By Kelly on Thursday, December 2, 2004 - 09:31 pm:

    Reading these postings is so funny....I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that remembers these songs! Does anyone know where I can find Thunder & Lightning? I've found The Rain, but can't find the reply.


By jack on Thursday, December 2, 2004 - 10:02 pm:

    holy shit. i can't resist.
    ladies and gentlemen, pimpz and hoes, i bring you:

    DA RANE
    ORAN "JUIEC" JONAS



    I SAW U (AND HIM) WOKNG IN DA RANE
    U WARE HOLDNG HANDS AND IL NEVER B DA SME11!!11 OMG WTF

    2SNG AND TURNNG ANOTHER SLEPLES NIGHT
    TEH RANE CRASH3S AGANEST MAH WINDOW PAEN
    JUMP3D IN2 MAH CAR DIDNT DRIEV 2 FAR
    TAHT MOMENT I NU I WUD N3V3R B DA SME!!!!!!11 WTF LOL

    I SAW U (AND HIM) WOKNG IN DA RANE
    U WERE HOLDNG HANDS AND IL N3VAR B TEH SMA111!! OMG WTF

    I SAW U (AND HIM) WOKNG IN DA RANE
    U WERA HOLDNG HANDS AND IL NEV3R B DA SM3111!11 OMG LOL

    NOW H3RE U R BGNG 2 M3
    2 GIEV OUR LOV3 ANOTHER TRY
    GIRL I LOV3 U AND I ALWAYS WIL
    BUT DARLNG RIGHT NOW IVE GOT 2 SAY GODBY3
    CAUSA

    I SAW U (AND HIM) WOKNG IN TEH RANE
    U W3RE HOLDNG HANDS AND IL NAV3R B TEH SME!111!!! OMG WTF

    I SAW U (AND HIM) WOKNG IN DA RANE
    U WERA HOLDNG HANDS AND IL NEVAR B TEH SME11!! OMG LOL

    (I SAW U)
    HEY H3Y BABY HOW YA DOIN COMA ON IN H3R3
    (WOKNG IN TEH RANE)
    GOT SOME HOT CHOCOLAET ON DA S2VA WATENG FOR U
    LISTEN FIRST THNGS FIRST LET MA HANG UP DA COAT
    (U W3R3 HOLDNG HANDS AND IL)
    YAAH HOW WAS UR DAY 2DAY
    DID U MIS M3
    (NAVAR B DA SME)
    U DID??!?!?? LOL YEAH???!? OMG I MISAD U 2
    I MISED U SO MUCH I FOLOWED U 2DAY

    (I SAW U)
    TAHTS RIGHT NOW CLOS3 UR MOUTH
    CAUS3 U COLD BUST3D
    (WOKNG IN TEH RANE)
    NOW JUST SIT DOWN HARE SIT DOWN H3RE
    IMM SO UPSET WIT U I DONT KNOW WUT 2 DO
    (U WER3 HOLDNG HANDS AND IL)
    U KNOW MAH FIRST IMPULS3 WAS 2 RUN UP ON U
    AND DO A RMBO
    (NEVER B DA SMA)


    I WAS ABOUT 2 JM U AND FLAT BLAST BOTH OF U
    BUT I DIDNT WANA MES UP THIS THIRT-SEV3N HUNDRAD DOLAR LYNX COAT
    SO INST3AD I CHILED -
    TAHTS RIGHT CHIL3D

    I CAL3D UP DA BANK AND 2K OUT EVERY DIEM1!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL
    THAN I CANCELED AL UR CRADIT CARDS.1!111111!11!1!1!! WTF LOL

    I STUK U UP FOR AV3RY PEIC3 OF J3WELERY I AVER BOUGHT U!!1!1!1 OMG WTF

    DONT GO LOKIN IN TAHT CLOS3T CAUSE EVERYTHNG U CME HERA WIT IS PAK3D UP AND WATENG FOR U IN TEH GUEST ROM!11! WUT W3R3 U THINKNG??!?????? LOL

    U DONT MAS WIT DA JUIEC111!1 WTF LOL

    I GAEV U SILK SUITS BLUE DIMONDS AND GUCI HANDBAGS!1!! LOL

    I GAEV U THNGS U CUDNT EVEN PRONOUNCE!11! OMG

    BUT NOW I CANT GIEV U NOTHNG BUT ADVIEC!!1!1 WTF

    CAUSE UR STIL U YEAH UR U!!1!1

    AND UR GONA FIND SOM3BODY LIEK M3 ONE OF THASE DAYS 111! OMG WTF !!!!1!11 OMG LOL !!!11! OMG

    UNTIL TH3N U KNOW WUT U GOTA DO??!???!!! LOL
    U GOTA GAT ON OUTA HER3 WIT TAHT ALEY-CAT-COAT-W3ARNG PUNCH-BUKAT-SHOE-WEARNG CRUMBCAEK I SAW U WITH!!1!1! WTF
    CAUSA U DISMISED!!1!1 OMG LOL
    TAHTS RIGHT SILY RABIT TRIKS R MAED FOR KIDS DONT U KNOW TAHT!!!11

    U WITHOUT MA IS LIEK CORN FLAEKS WITHOUT DA MILK1!!11 LOL
    THIS IS MAH WORLD!!!1!!1
    OMG WTF LOL UR JUST A SQUIREL TRYNG 2 G3T A NUT11!!1! OMG LOL
    NOW G3T ON OUTA
    H3RA11!1!1 LOL
    SCAT11!1111! OMG LOL
    DONT 2UCH TAHT COAT.111!11!1!11!!11!111! LOL


By V on Friday, December 3, 2004 - 12:47 pm:

    ...bet you do a real mean text.


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