life is short ....

sorabji.com: What song or tune is going through your head right now?: life is short ....
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By Wisper on Tuesday, March 24, 1998 - 10:02 pm:
    So love the one you got
    'Cause you might get run-over
    or you might
    get
    shot.....

    Love is....what I got.....I said remember that
    Love is.....what I got I got I got I got.......

    (Sublime.......)


    (why is it always the ones you don't like?)
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Friday, March 27, 1998 - 10:39 am:
    What do you got?
By Ecru on Saturday, March 28, 1998 - 02:07 am:
    I've got a bad case of sorabji. Will penicillin cure that?
By Pete on Saturday, March 28, 1998 - 10:46 pm:
    Sure....bend over.
By Ecru on Sunday, March 29, 1998 - 04:13 am:
    Not in front of you, Pete!
By Twisted beyond Reappear on Saturday, April 25, 1998 - 03:50 pm:
    A guy with a strong preference for alcoholic beverages needed to have his broken jaw fixed and wired. . after the repair. . .He begs the doctor for a drink. . . ."Just one' doc" . No said the doctor. . . . you might choke. . . I can only offer you a coffee enema.. . . . . that's the best I can do.
    The drunken dude says well. . . .OK. . . .
    The beverage was administered - the patient freaks , talking through his wired teeth says "Oh No!"
    doctor says "What's wrong. . . too hot?"
    Drunk: No!. . . too sweet!
    (Now is that sick or waht?). . . . .

    .
By Markus on Saturday, April 25, 1998 - 05:43 pm:
    No. That's just dumb.
By Pete on Sunday, April 26, 1998 - 12:05 am:
    I don't get it...
By Chrashtopher on Sunday, April 26, 1998 - 02:44 am:
    Pete, just get a "Grande" sized starbucks and pump it up yer wazoo. You'll get it. But have some biscotti first. Quite stimulating.
By TooMuchCoffeeEnemasMan on Sunday, April 26, 1998 - 05:09 am:
    java enemas keep my ass up all night
By Pete on Sunday, April 26, 1998 - 10:46 am:
    Do the biscottis come in sizes? I'll take, uh...nevermind.
By Wha.. on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 01:13 am:
    now how in the hell did it go from a sublime song to biscotti and coffee?
By DiRt biZkiT on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 01:17 am:
    life is short? hmm..heres a song:

    life's short and hard
    like a body building elf,
    so save the planet and kill yourself,
    if you're feeling down and out with what
    your life is all about, lift your head up high and blow your brains out...

    *~bLooDhouNd gaNg~*
By DiRt biZkiT on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 01:18 am:
    life is short? hmm..heres a song:

    life's short and hard
    like a body building elf,
    so save the planet and kill yourself,
    if you're feeling down and out with what
    your life is all about, lift your head up high and blow your brains out...

    *~bLooDhouNd gaNg~*
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