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By ... on Tuesday, September 8, 2015 - 02:09 pm:

    I’ve been listening to the Donut NYC call in
    line, at 218-237-4077.

    I heard about lines like this years ago (there
    are hundreds of them) but never called in until
    a
    couple of years ago. Kinda forgot about it until
    now. Feels like I should not be listening. Feels
    like I should not even be talking about it.

    People who apparently have absolutely nothing
    else to do call the Donut line to sing, to rant,
    and
    once in a while to have an actual conversation.
    A lot of rap riffs going on, mostly songs and
    tunes
    I do not recognize. More use of the N word than
    I’ve heard in a long time. Trash talking.
    Homophobic and misogynistic tirades, the latter
    aimed directly at the women callers, who seem to
    lap that shit up and wait for more.

    There is a preacher contingent, sounding like
    the guys who used to inhabit Times Square in the
    early 90s. Those preacher calls seem to be pre-
    recorded, but it’s hilarious to listen to the
    catcalls from the live callers. Dude says Jesus
    is the way the truth and the light and people
    respond with “SO MUCH FUCKIN’ BULLSHIT!” and
    “FUCK OFF AND DIE, JESUS BOY!”

    Today everyone is complaining about how fucking
    hot it is in the ghetto.

    It sounds like chaos but almost every room I’ve
    listened to comes together at some point. It
    sounds
    cacophonous with one dude talking into thin air,
    someone singing along with the radio or TV, and
    two or three people carrying on a coherent
    conversation, but every now and again all that
    sound
    unintentionally orchestrates itself to create
    something like music concrète.

    Dude now is saying he’s going to the liquor
    store to start daytime drinking. Said he’s
    restless
    since he quit smoking so he started drinking
    instead. Woman’s response is “that’s good.”

    Dude says “I made $1200 on the Parkway today”
    without explaining how he did that. No one
    asked.

    “I’m gonna make you pregnant over the phone. I
    got the jackhammer. You want me to rip out those
    guts, don’t ya, with my sledgehammer?” Woman
    replies “I already have 3 kids.” Man says “I’ll
    pull
    your shit inside out.” Her response: “OK, so
    I’ll have 4 kids when I’m done with you.”

    “I fucked that ho so hard she was walking
    backwards after she saw me.” Everyone laughs. “I
    don’t
    need none of my pussies empty. I fill all my
    holes.”

    Definitely not for everybody but taken from a
    safe, anonymous distance (I use Skype, which
    sends
    fake CallerID) it is suitably insane, even
    though it get a little monotonous after a while.
    Because
    of some loophole in the telephone system the
    calls are required to be totally free, though
    long
    distance charges could apply.

    Just thought I’d share. It reminds me of the old
    Apology Line days, not on substance but just the
    sound world. Apology had no conference call
    ability like this. There are lines like this all
    over
    the country:

    http://talkee.com/all-chat-lines


By droopy on Tuesday, September 8, 2015 - 03:56 pm:

    the link didn't work for me, but i found it in a
    google search. there are afro and gay numbers for
    dallas, and apparently they both cover for
    paranormal chat. gay black guys talking about
    ufo's sounds like a lively conversation.

    in fort worth we have
    other ways of letting off steam.

    it won't go directly to the video, but on the page
    you're sent to click "naked man tears mirrors off
    cars."


By ... on Tuesday, September 8, 2015 - 07:39 pm:

    i made both the links work. some day i'll figure
    out why links stopped working here. i think it's
    something to do with the size of the textarea
    box.

    listening to the Tampa Raven now, girl
    positively screaming about how perfect her ass
    is, even though no one doubts her. she's being
    drowned out by one guy threatening to murder
    another one.

    i have frequent dreams that i am naked in public
    and that i get away with things because of it,
    because everyone looks away.

    there have been nearly-naked women in times
    square the last few months, taking advantage of
    their New York State legal right to be topless
    in public. i didn't really think much of it
    until they started shaking their breasts half an
    inch away from little kids' faces. not sure how
    the parents played in to letting that happen but
    it seemed kinda fucked up to me.


By blindswine on Wednesday, September 9, 2015 - 01:29 am:

    little kids have seen tits before.

    they'll be just fine.


By droopy on Wednesday, September 9, 2015 - 02:16 am:

    you're not born with hang-ups about naked boobs.
    someone teaches you that.

    They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
    They may not mean to, but they do.
    They fill you with the faults they had
    And add some extra, just for you.


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