In my limited wisdom I would say it is not going to happen because it requiers that both of you REALLY don't want to get together, and it is impossable to controll what other people want and feel. Therefore you're better off just getting lucky in finding someone you want to be just freinds with, and hope that they want that too. It's rare that I cheak my email, so contact me only if you really want to. also don't spam me.

it must be difficult to be so popular

There used to be a girl who lived behind us named Heather. She was fairly chubby. We used to chant, "Heather the feather, weighs as light as an elephant" over and over. Heather grew up to be incredibly hot.

did she try to get you on jenny jones?

There are so many ways to interpret that sentence.

my latest weight control device is these bitchin little supplements i bought at whole foods called "colon cleanse". one a day. gives new meaning to the phrase Holy Shit. the crazy thing is that the dosage recommendations read "... not to exceed five tablets per day." i pray to god nobody takes five of those things in a day. or perhaps i should pray to got that nobody NEEDS to take five of those things a day.

back in the UK i had my own version of "colon cleanse". it was called "traditional british food and several pints of ale"

jenny jones not jenny craig

Her younger sister was actually named Jenny. She grew up a hottie too. Alas, I never got to dip into either of their sugar doughnuts.

Yes girls seem to resent people that pick on them.The time I ended up in the hospital for being constipated for 10 days,my family doctor gave me what he called a mayo enema,I had the recipe for it once but I lost it.I can't exactly remember what all it consists of,but the main ingrediant was baking soda and it sure did work much to my humiliation.

Well, it's not like I do it anymore. This was probably like five years ago.

Colon Blow. And Extra Colon Blow.

Hal, i was just thinking of that commercial the other day, when my dinner from the night before (beans and rice) came a'calling.

hail the late great phil hartman.

i was thinking about him just the other day watching a rerun of SNL. What a loss.

so damn sad. what a crazy way to go too. He would have lasted forever.

To many greates have gone lately. John Belushi, Gilda Radner, Devine many many others. The world suffers a terrible loss with each passing.

You call those LATELY???

No. But, when you start getting old and feble the mind is the first to go. And, lately is relative.

I can see the obvious connections between Hartman, Belushi and Radner, but Divine? I would've expected Farley before him. Hell, 2001 was an AWFUL year as far as cool folks go. Joey Ramone, Douglas Adams, George Harrison, Jack Lemmon, Jason Robards, Katherine Graham, and so on...

We really have lost a lot of the great ones.

I have a Day of the Dead calendar on my office wall...it lists famous people who have died on a particular day. This week: 1/20 Barbara Stanwyck (1990) 1/22 Telly Savalas (1994) 1/25 Ava Gardner (1990)

Devine is a closer loss to me even though I never met him. We lived in relatively the same area. He was only a few years older than I was. And, he was just at the beginning of what could have been a great career. I suspect, though I can not prove it, we went to the same High School. We have a public school and a catholic school with almost the same name. Put Catholic in the middle and you know the difference. However, when the media mentions either one they forget that there are two schools and call the Catholic High School simply High. It can be a bit confusing.

you should run to your local Barnes & Noble and buy a book we just published called "My Son DIVINE". a coffee table book put together by his mother and an editor. this is an amazon.com link, its ok to click it. My Son Divine

Shit, there went Peggy Lee.