Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks 2 lick on deznuts and suck my dick


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THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By BEEFSNAKE on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 03:18 am:

    Im n a fucked up piss somebody off mood so read this and be pissed cause i dont give a flying fuck cause its just words that have no depth they can only hurt you if you allow them 2


By dave. on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 09:48 am:

    please don't vote.


By eri on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 09:48 am:

    Not hurt, not pissed, just wishing you would wake up and realize that these bitches aren't interested on licking your nuts or sucking you cock. Get a porno and wank off already.


By Fb on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 09:58 am:

    BLAKESNAKE?
    BEEFSNAKE?
    DRAINSNAKE?
    what did you say your name was?


By eri on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 10:15 am:

    I think it is "Wish I had a beefsnake".


By Mrs. Lee on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 11:15 pm:

    Awwww. Widdle Bwakey got his fee-wings huuurt. There, there.


By KINGKONG on Tuesday, June 22, 2004 - 07:51 pm:

    WORD, MY PISSED OFF BRO. BITCHES STILL AIN'T SHIT IN 2004, AND NEITHER IS A HO.


By Tarin on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 11:09 pm:

    Ummmmm lol yeh wot he sed =)


By Tarin on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 11:09 pm:

    Ummmmm lol yeh wot he sed =)


By moonit on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 03:11 am:

    Bloody hell.

    Wait, let me rant on a message board I've never been to before and include my email address cause you'll all want to get in touch with me, because obviously I'm incredibly cool (you can tell by my fucked up statements and spelling).


By semillama on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 10:53 am:

    moonit rulz ok! Wot Wot?


By Gee on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 11:25 am:

    hee!


By Nikita on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 01:05 pm:

    I think some people need to get a life


By moonit on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 05:15 pm:

    Sem, don't make me smack you.


By semillama on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 06:14 pm:

    Ya Harr!!!


By Dj white-out on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 07:57 pm:

    PREACH IT HOMIE!!! FUCK THESE TRICK-ASS, MARK-ASS, PLAYA HATIN' BITCH ASSES!!! A BITCH AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A BITCH AND THEY KNOW IT, WORD


By J on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 01:58 am:

    Wow...go fuck yourself DJ bitch,Mark would slap your face but shit splatters.Ok Mark isn't in this.I'd smack your face.Word, asswipe.


By V on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 10:24 pm:

    J,hi,is v,how are you doing on new web sites? I owe you lots back,and will have to make the time for this,but will try.xxx,you know,I do not talk as much as I should to you,you are far more smart than most understand,why are most people so stupid as to not give you respect? myself?if v met you,he would kiss your hand,you are all ways such a nice person,indeed,would take you out for a meal,with "j.d.,s" to follow,myself,I like you lots,and your postings are awesome,I still miss "The Watcher".....GOD,such an awesome guy,yet now,under 50,000 tons of concrete,like a "Chernobil reactor" ,I hope you understand my postings,and they make sence,you know,with postings I try but do not allways win.


By V on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 10:47 pm:

    ...also,I hope to see lots more of them "J" postings,stay happy,hon.,v likes you lots....and I know you have been through so much hell in your life,same as me,and 1 % I have not even posted,one day,to you perhaps,I will post the rest xxxx,you know,we all have strange lives,it just takes time to know each other.


By Doug on Monday, April 25, 2005 - 10:29 pm:

    none of you have lives


By Muffin on Thursday, June 9, 2005 - 08:51 pm:

    Comic sans is a horrid font.


By wisper on Thursday, June 9, 2005 - 08:54 pm:

    you fucking take that back!


By droopy on Thursday, June 9, 2005 - 09:23 pm:

    wow, i never knew people felt so strongly about this.

    doesn't "sans" mean "without" in french? like "medecins sans frontieres". is that the problem? the name sort of means "comic without"?

    tears of a clown.


By TBone on Thursday, June 9, 2005 - 10:19 pm:

    It's referring to the fact that it's a sans-serif font, but I like your explanation better.


By agatha on Thursday, June 9, 2005 - 10:29 pm:

    I don't like comic sans, either. The only fonts I dislike more are curlz mt and that taco bell font.

    There, I've said it.


By platypus on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 02:18 am:

    I loathe all sans serif fonts.


By semillama on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 09:44 am:

    I love all Omar Shariff punts.


By lapis on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 06:32 pm:

    the serif adds a certain dignity.


    ooh, muffin is a good reminder.

    muffin films.


By wisper on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 12:20 pm:

    oh my god platy, even Futura?? it's so cute!

    i hate comic sans when used outside sorabji.
    i hate arial more than anything. For a while i took it off my computer, until Rowlf complained.

    I'm a serif girl. My favorite font to use for everything is Garamond. My typography teacher used to say "You can't go wrong with Garamond!" and i totally agree. But last year i found Perpetua and now I'm torn.
    I'm having a love affair with Adobe Caslon Pro. It loaded and it was so good i needed a smoke after. Look at that goddamn Q. I said "baby, where have you been all my life?"
    I am fontsexual.

    Our houses's official font is Snowcap. It's so useless and crap. Whenever someone leaves a note, it's in snowcap. Whenever we're designing something, we always use snowcap first.
    Snowcap!

    uhm, you know what, I'm stopping this graphics nerd talk right now.


By platypus on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 01:49 pm:

    I'm so stoked to find another Garamond afficianado. It's my preferred font as well. We used to leave our nonsense notes in dingbats. It makes things much more entertaining.

    And Arial should have been taken out back and shot long, long ago. I also don't like the multiple spawn it has created--Arial Black, Arial Dense, etc.


By TBone on Saturday, June 11, 2005 - 10:36 pm:

    Arial is so evil.
    My preferred console font is Lucidia Console P.
    I rarely have to make other font choices.


By Rowlfe on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 01:34 am:

    I am in love with Adler. it is my font of choice


By heather on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 01:44 am:

    i hate fonts. all of them.


By Nate on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 02:42 am:


By platypus on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 03:15 am:

    I love SCRABBLE.


By Cat on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 09:52 am:

    I made a game for you. You have to guess the pw.


By Cat on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 09:55 am:

    Well you don't have to guess. But you can and that would save me emailing.


By Cat on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 09:55 am:

    Oh and I like comic sans and arial, so I'm probably going to hell.


By platypus on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 01:47 pm:

    I'm terrible at guessing things. But I am a mean hand at the cryptoquip.


By lapis on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 02:50 pm:

    copperplate gothic. mmmmm. except it's one of those all-caps fonts. grumble.

    maybe instead of going to kickball tomorrow i should be nerdy and do some letterpress.


By kazu on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 04:14 pm:

    i loves me the cryptoquip


By platypus on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 06:22 pm:

    It is so much fun. It's really easy, too. So I get to do it at lightning speed while my admirers watch in awe, which causes internal satisfaction. I just picked up the Sunday Chron, but I haven't done the cryptoquip yet...I'm saving it for later, to do over a bowl of something tasty.


By Cat on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 08:09 pm:

    (it's your username)


By platypus on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 02:48 am:

    So it's like an australian mammal themed board. Neat.


By platypus on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 02:51 am:

    But Tbone and wisper aren't taking my bait. Damn!


By wisper on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 02:33 pm:

    it's too hot for scrabble for me. Plus i'm embarrassed about my lags in play.


By platypus on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 03:20 pm:

    It's an occupational hazard of different time zones.


By TBone on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 - 05:20 pm:

    I've been gone for a bit.

    MMmm. Bait.


By TBone on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 - 05:21 pm:

    Also, I lag too.

    I'm not ashamed.


By agatha on Thursday, June 17, 2010 - 12:08 am:


By Daniel on Thursday, June 17, 2010 - 03:40 pm:

    a fontophile no doubt


By Dr Pepper on Friday, June 18, 2010 - 12:58 am:

    lol @ Daniel.


By agathafrye on Friday, June 18, 2010 - 09:38 pm:

    lol @Dr Pepper.


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