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| By Steve on Wednesday, March 25, 1998 - 09:05 am: |
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| By Andrew on Wednesday, March 25, 1998 - 04:47 pm: |
Admitting that men and women cannot be friends means that we can no longer use the line "Look, just come to the [movies/theatre/mud-wrestling/etc..] - it's not a date - we'll just go as friends..." --->then what!?!? Then every time you take a girl out you have that "this-is-a-date" pressure, and who the fuck wants that?! |
| By M on Wednesday, April 1, 1998 - 04:00 pm: |
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??? I don't believe either of you. I refuse to believe that a reasonable, intelligent, sane male cannot be friends with a non-"fat ugly one" (female) and be thinking of, er, other things while being near her. Though Robert Johnson, in his book "Lying with the Heavenly Woman," says that only psychologically mature males can successfully have a friendship with a female without bringing sex into the relationship. Guess he's right. |
| By Christopher on Wednesday, April 1, 1998 - 04:40 pm: |
Which reminds me: What happened when the Dutch Boy stuck his finger in the Dyke? She puched him!! HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH |
| By Christopher on Wednesday, April 1, 1998 - 04:41 pm: |
Which reminds me: What happened when the Dutch Boy stuck his finger in the Dyke? She punched him!! HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH |
| By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, April 1, 1998 - 05:18 pm: |
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| By Pete on Wednesday, April 1, 1998 - 09:49 pm: |
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| By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, April 1, 1998 - 11:01 pm: |
I've been trying to catch a glimpse of your hose for weeks now. Thanks for helping me Christopher. *evil grin* |
| By Kelsey on Thursday, April 2, 1998 - 02:30 am: |
this one day, another blonde chick is riding by on her bike. she calls out to the rowing blonde chick, "what the hell are you doing out there?" the rowing blonde chick says, "i'm practicing for the olympic rowing team," to which the bicycling blonde chick replies, "that's the stupidest thing i ever heard, and if i could swim, i'd come out there and kick your ass!" don't hurt me. |
| By Pete on Thursday, April 2, 1998 - 06:26 am: |
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| By Kelsey on Friday, April 3, 1998 - 02:05 pm: |
q: how do you know if a blonde's been using your computer? a: there's white-out all over the screen. everybody knows that one, though. |
| By Snow Queen on Friday, April 3, 1998 - 04:11 pm: |
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| By Swinedog on Friday, April 3, 1998 - 04:38 pm: |
wanna be "friends"? |
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I am married and have lots of guy friends. Never dated, or kissed, or been sexual in any way with any of them. It is these guys that my husband gets jealous of. Not the ex boyfriends, but the "friends". Can anyone explain that one to me? |
explored the "possibilities" with the ex boyfriends, and have come to the conclusion with them that it wasn't going to work. Therefore : safe But the just friends are a whole world of mysteries...... i'm just guessing, of course. He should work on those felings. |
The ones I would never have any sexual desire for under any circumstances are the ones he gets jealous of. |
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i also hear certain varieties of banana seats are made with Yak scrotum. |
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I could hang out with a supermodel or Martha the human porcupine. Makes no difference to me. But could they hang out with me without wanting a piece? I think not, but I'd be very upset with them if they tried. Which reminds me: What happened when the Dutch Boy stuck his finger in the Dyke? She puched him!! HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH |