Scared!!!!!!!!!!!!! How do you do?: Scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Patrick on Friday, November 19, 1999 - 06:03 pm:

By Semillama on Saturday, November 20, 1999 - 02:13 pm:

    how about "same shit, different white millionaire playbot running fo rpresident who wouldn't know his ass (or an oil well) from a hole in the ground?"

    and I meant to say playbot, I'm sure he's an android of some sort...

By Me.... on Saturday, November 20, 1999 - 05:54 pm:

    they're all marionettes of orson welles' creation........peewee herman pulls the strings.....nevermind...............

By BK on Saturday, November 20, 1999 - 08:54 pm:

    Isn't an oil well just a glorified hole in the ground?

By semillama on Sunday, November 21, 1999 - 03:43 pm:

    yeah, but it has OIL in it, which was something that Bush Lite had a problem finding...

    We should be so lucking to have Pee-Wee Herman pulling the strings.

By Gee on Monday, November 22, 1999 - 01:14 am:

    Spirit of the West wrote a song about Pee-Wee Herman. I've mentioned that before, but I felt it was worth mentioning again in case anyone missed it. It's a good song. "Bone of Contention".

By Patrick on Monday, November 22, 1999 - 11:36 am:

    i want to Georgie Jr. the explain his role in the S&L, explain how papa bailed him out, and fess up about the blow as well

By Gee on Tuesday, November 23, 1999 - 01:04 am:

    What's that you say? You want to hear it? Alrighty!!

    Bone of Contention

    And he grabbed it by the hand
    and he pulled and pulled
    'till someone pushed him and he fell
    on the front page of America

    And all the bright stars
    came out and shone in his defense
    What a joke
    Is it off to Betty Ford
    for the handy bloke?

    And the bone of contention
    has all our attention
    The bone of contention
    was all our invention
    Gonna burn the playhouse down

    Death by his own hand
    when the black cat
    crossed his path and stayed
    as close as the tattoo
    that never fades

    For the Saturday morning man
    the laughs have all been canned
    The joke's no longer with him
    It's about him, at him, on him

    And the bone of contention
    has all our attention
    The bone of contention
    was all our invention

    You pull your wire
    They stack the pyre
    We light the fire

    And the bone of contention
    has all our attention
    The bone of contention
    was all our invention
    I'm gonna burn the playhouse down


By semillama on Tuesday, November 23, 1999 - 04:28 pm:


By Gee on Wednesday, November 24, 1999 - 01:37 am:

    You're a good boy, Semillama.

By semillama on Thursday, November 25, 1999 - 12:10 am:

    i heard a rumor that Pee-Wee's Playhouse will be returning to the air.

By Gee on Thursday, November 25, 1999 - 12:51 am:

    I heard that too. I thought I heard that here?

By semillama on Saturday, November 27, 1999 - 01:42 pm:


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