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By patrick on Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 01:24 pm:

    I am over sexually stimulated. Are you?

    I suspect more are than care to admit it.


    I have a few good guesses.

    Technology, media and the creation of the internet.

    No, I am not a porn hocker like one might guess. I rarely look at porn sites, got over that a long time ago.

    However, on the internet, people are more liberated, more open and more honest. People have been allowed to explore their fetishes and fantasies and share them with others.

    technology has brought us not only access to such a forum, but digital camrera's as well. Giving us a tool to excercise this new found medium. Everyone is a photographer and digital cameras are easy. You can think to yourself you would like to show your online lover a crotch shot, 1-2-3 it's done before you had time to think about it.

    As an apsiring photographer, i look at a lot of photography sites. I see alot of crap. A LOT OF CRAP. I also see a lot of great images as well.
    However, let me focus on the crap. For every good photographer you find on the internet, you find 10 crappy ones. Often you find personal sites, sites not necessarily about fine art photography (all though many tout that they are) but rather people who are sparkly-eyed from possibilites of the internet, people who are titlated eleswhere and decide to vent and express on the net, to get response, to ease any insecurities, to bare all and get a rock off. I can't deny my inclusion to this facet.

    However, what is proliferating is the open-ness. Everybody is getting asite and everyone is taking their clothes off. I see these people, not necessarily because i am looking for them but because the often go under the guise of being photographers and artists........web cams have tapped into the narcissist and exhibitionist in us all.

    Again I am no exception, other than my aesthetic pursuit in photography as opposed to simple titilation.

    Want good proof. Go to nerve.com, look around, see all the web sites they sponsor and link. Just average people, claiming themeselves as fine art nude photographers. Online journals describing their sex life and fantasies. IT'S EVERYWHERE!!

    I cannot deny titilation by some of these. These are normal people, realistic, accessible and not lypo sucked, boob jobbed anal sex kings or queens from the world of commercial porn, and thats the difference. The Beaver Hunt* has now taken itself to the web (Hustler mag).

    Being bisexual for women is envogue. Sexual deviancy, fetishes, swinging, threesomes, 4somes are popular, and every outlet of the media is writing about it. So even when I am not online, I am reading about it or hearing about it elsewhere.

    Video media and print media have borken ground. We see tits in Detour and 3somes with Kevin Bacon.

    I can't say I want it to go away, but it can be a problem.

    You see?

By droop on Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 01:41 pm:

By Rhiannon on Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 01:50 pm:

    Ye gods! What was that?!

    I hear you, Patrick.

By patrick on Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 01:52 pm:

    i had that pic emailed to me over a yar ago. strange circle

By droopy on Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 02:32 pm:

    i got that pic from the same place i got the parrot perched on the pecker pic. i posted it because anytime i see suffering, injustice, or over-sexually stimulated balls of aaaaaaaah, i just want to help.

By J on Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 02:50 pm:

    I,m going to take a shower and play with myself.

By patrick on Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 02:53 pm:

    see what I mean

By Isolde on Thursday, March 9, 2000 - 08:31 pm:

    Hmm. I've never had this problem. I must be hanging out in the wrong circles.

By J on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 08:53 am:

    After the shower,I didn,t have a problem either.

By patrick on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 11:45 am:

    i guess no one else has this problem.....HA! I was just kidding.....really, i just made it up....(ahem!) REALLY!

By saggy on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 11:58 am:

    make up something better.

    as far as i can tell, you:

    have a big dick
    are married to a gorgeous woman
    are doing something you love (photography)
    are young and have your health

    as far as i'm concerned you owe some BIG problems - the occasional car crash, irs audit, boils, plague of locusts....

    it is your duty.

By J on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 12:17 pm:

    Is he asking Patrick to give us a problem?I said I didn,t have one after my shower,plus I woke up to having my ass kissed again,then he kissed other things too.I don,t mind being woke up this way.Oh now I see,they are jealous of Patrick,maybe it,s over his big dick and his cute wife,too bad bucko some guys get all the luck,Patricks one of them.I think he,s perfect,I,m good like that.

By patrick on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 12:22 pm:

    oh my god,

    let me say it again for emphasis


By droopy on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 12:46 pm:

    it was a joke, kids. i'm actually jealous of anybody who wasn't dragged out of bed early this morning to go across town to take care of some shit business and then got caught in the rain.

    but i'm much better now.

By patrick on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 01:02 pm:

    so that should be "soggy"

    nate, how's your ass?

By J on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 01:42 pm:

    Sorry Droopy,it,s my p.m.s week,I loved that gallery the picture of those guys with big balls cracked me up,guess they have a hard time wearing pants:).Nate,how is your ass?

By Nate on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 02:16 pm:


    my ass is great. a cross between a ten year old boy's and chewbacca.

    It's What Women Love (TM)

    i'm actually getting pretty pissed off. right when i'm expecting an offer from another company the stock jumps up 20 points. I mean, really, wtf? so now i'm supposed to weigh my happiness versus an extra $xxK this year? what's more important? this is america, isn't it?

    motherfucker gods monkeying around with my fate. the youngest of the three bitches dancing naked with my thread while the eldest tries to snip me off short.

    i fucked them all, i tell you. I FUCKED THEM HARD. NO BUTTAH.

    and then i've got canadians mailing me pictures of little bare butts and a gnarly scar on my forearm.

    my goddamn fireplace insert was not designed with the drunk in mind. i was trying to move some logs around with that metal poker tool thing and ended up branding myself on the rim of the stove.


    but that's ok. scars you get when young can be anything to your kids.

    "yeah, so after i got this scar on my forehead fighting that thai kickboxer in the underground chinese deathmatch championships, the yakuza pulled me from my hotel room and branded my forearm with a butane torched piece of re-bar. i guess they usually mark you by cutting off a finger, but they didn't want to impair my blowfish preperation skills."

    "you're fat and bald, dad. that's total bullshit."

    "uh. go get me a beer or i'll tell mom about your playboys"

By J on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 02:38 pm:

    Sorry you hurt yourself Nate,if it makes you feel any better I fell off my bed the other night and banged my head,it won,t leave a scar though,but it hurts.If you are serious about the stock market all I can say is that NASDAQ has been awfully good to me.I won,t have to eat dog food in my old age..unless something drastic happens.

By Isolde on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 08:28 pm:

    I rammed my head into a screw yesterday.
    This is telling me something.
    I'm sorry you were branded, Nate.

By semillama on Friday, March 10, 2000 - 11:26 pm:

    I still have the scars where I was scraped by a tree branch last summer. What's funny is that they weren't deep at all, but still left a mark, whereas I've had worse scrapes that faded completly away.

By Gee on Saturday, March 11, 2000 - 04:28 am:

    does that mean I'm not the only bare-bottomed canadian you're seeing now? I feel so betrayed.

By R.C. on Saturday, March 11, 2000 - 04:38 pm:

    I do not have a website.

    And I am fully dressed. (But only becuz I had to go out & get my eyebrows waxed this afternoon.)

    Add my 1 big scar was self-inflicted.

    But Patrick: If you're randy as a goat/you've got a beautiful wife to satisfy those needs. Do you really think it's the Web that's got yr motor revving? Or are you just married to a hottie & can't get enufffa dat funky stuff?

    It bugs me when people rant abt how the web is filled w/smut & nudity. (Not that you were ranting.) I was online for hours last nite/ looking (sans success) for a set of rosewood flatware I found ages ago & apparently deleted the bookmark for. *sigh* And I did not encounter a single site featuring nudity. If you don't want to see naked people on the internet/it's really no that hard to avoid them.

    I agree that everybody-&-their-mother has a website nowadays & that lots of them feature nudity. But that's strictly an ego thing. There are a lot of women out there who are wannabe Playboy centerfolds/who like the idea of tittilating strangers w/their nakedness. It's sickening to me to imagine some strange guy who doesn't know or care abything abt me jerking off to my picture on the web/or in a magazine. But I'm a lot more conservative than most women.

    As for fmeale bisexuals being chic now/I think that's strictly a male-driven fantasy thing w/little basis in reality. Every person I've ever known who 'claimed' they were bi always had a definite preference/& it was usually for members of their own gender. But so many men see a beautiful lesbian & want to believe she still likes doing guys. And a lot of women are willing to pose for girl-on-girl spreads in skin mags becuz men will pay to see that stuff/& I'm sure it's less uncomfortable & safer than posing w/men.

    And the nudie pix I have seen on the web weren't the least bit erotic or exciting to me. Most of them were porn sites: the Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee stills/& Charmaine Sinclair that porno star hooker who got De Niro all that nasty publicity last year when the French police busted that prostitution ring. It was too graphic & poorly lit & left me cold.

    But not everybody suffers from the Look At Me! syndrome. His Markness has had this place forever & I've never seen a single naked photo of him around here. And I'm sure I never will. Becuz Mark's not abt putting himself on display in that way.

    Go find Nico & lock yrselves in the bedroom for the rest of the weekend. You'll be fine by Monday.

By Hmmmm on Saturday, March 11, 2000 - 06:15 pm:

    you obviously don't remember the bedcam

By swine on Sunday, March 12, 2000 - 03:21 pm:


    for the love of god, why'd you have to put the image of a naked mark in my head?


    now i gotta scrub my cranium with a brillo pad.

By R.C. on Sunday, March 12, 2000 - 04:36 pm:

    C'mon now, Swine. There are lots of guys it wd be worse imagining naked. Like Tommy Lee -- he loooked like a tatooed chicken on crack.

    Mick Jagger wd be pretty awful naked. Ditto for Strom Thurman.

    But Mark was nude on the bedcam?!

    And I missed it!

    (Does he have nice buns? And we already know he's got reallly big hands... :)

By agatha on Sunday, March 12, 2000 - 07:06 pm:

    if i remember correctly, his pelvic area was covered by the maroon sheet. i believe only his naked back was showing. big whoop.

By Uh huh on Sunday, March 12, 2000 - 07:17 pm:

    he was of course fast asleep, completely unconscious of the fact that those bedcovers had slipped and thus totally innocent

By J on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 08:47 am:

    I use to really like this song about big hands,I can not remember who sings it"let me go on like a blister in the sun, big hands I know your the one".Then I someone told me it was about masterbating,then I realized it was.

By Rhiannon on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 09:01 am:

    That's a Violent Femmes song called, appropriately, "Blister in the Sun."

    It's about masturbating? Whoa.

By patrick on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 12:57 pm:

    yes Rhi, I can sing it note for note, that whole album was engraved into my 12 year old head many years ago....."BIG HANDS I KNOW YOUR THE ONE!!!"

    RC, everything i ranted about is purely self inflicted, female bisexuality thing, well, my experiences tell otherwise, media tells otherwise, based on reality, definitely, driven by makle fantasy you bet, every woman friend in my life other than my wife has had and will have same sex experiences, this has come out in discussions and thensome, these woman all have the say the same thing, if it means anything, they all agree that they would never be interested in women romantically, but rather they appreciate the beauty of a womens body and to them that a normal reaction, to kiss another girl is no big deal, the sexuality of a 20 something woman these days is quite liberal, we, 20 somethings are all products of enhanced sex ed, due to the aids crisis, we witnessed a media revolution so to speak......perhpas its just the company we keep........nonetheless.......

    Mick Jagger, in his day, I think, was pretty hot....most girls I speak to agree. it depends on what you like i suppose.

By semillama on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 12:58 pm:

    Please tell me you knew that.

    All of Faith No More's songs were about masturbation as well.

By patrick on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 01:08 pm:

    your kidding right? you actually took the time to find meaning in their songs....i personally blame them for making rap + metal an item in the music world......they should all burn in hell for that, oh yeah and 311 too....

By J on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 01:19 pm:

    I bet you don,t care for mister bungle.

By patrick on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 01:20 pm:


By Margret on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 01:45 pm:

    Be agressive, B-E aggressive, B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E.
    Oh, and We Care A Lot!

By agatha on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 07:38 pm:

    someone left "blister in the sun" on our answering machine last week, they called at 1:30 am. i never figured out who it was. the violent femmes was my first punk rock concert, someone cut my bra off of me with a knife and then everyone threw it around in the audience. i had drawn eyeballs on it, too. some guy with a big mohawk started making out with me, too. i was shocked and pushed him away, and he later apologized. how embarrassing being fifteen was. i love the violent femmes.

By Isolde on Monday, March 13, 2000 - 11:46 pm:

    "I go a walkin'; I strut my stuff and I'm so strung out. I'm high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out. Let me go on....like a blister in the sun...let me go on, big hands, I know you're the one..."
    That one?
    I can sing it note for note too. Pathetic.

By BLAKESNAKE on Tuesday, March 14, 2000 - 02:13 am:


By patrick on Tuesday, March 14, 2000 - 11:55 am:

    pathetic, are you smoking crack. that whole album is staple......even though my warped record wobbles up and down on the turntable, oddly enough it doesn't skip, i can sing every lyric minus the music, pathetic? no no no no

    good good good good

By Isolde on Tuesday, March 14, 2000 - 06:20 pm:

    It is good. You should transfer that wobbly record to CD or tape, my friend...having it give and die would be a tragedy.

By Eddie RochE on Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 02:22 am:

    II wish my wife would let other guys fuck her
    but she wonn't she aimost got fucked in college
    but he didn't get in . she met a man from japan that got her hot and told me he wanted to fuck her she was very hot she asked me if it
    was ok she put on garter belt and stockings got
    dreesed and left she came home in the morning
    he had fucked her 4 times she could not remember how many times she came,as she was telling me
    she went down on her kees put my hard cock in her mcouth and sucked me off after she told all that they did. it hasn't happened again

By Eddie on Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 02:58 am:

    My wife saw my message and saaid do you like me getting fucked . I said yes and she didn't say no were going to the track this week maybe i will get lucky if she gets fucked again i want to be
    there i think she is hot riight now and is tellinngc lets talk about it.she says will i eat her cunt
    after she has been fucked i said yes she saiiiid take yyour freind vince maybexx

By Eddie on Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 02:58 am:

    My wife saw my message and saaid do you like me getting fucked . I said yes and she didn't say no were going to the track this week maybe i will get lucky if she gets fucked again i want to be
    there i think she is hot riight now and is tellinngc lets talk about it.she says will i eat her cunt
    after she has been fucked i said yes she saiiiid take yyour freind vince maybexx

By moonit on Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 03:44 am:

    I wonder what he was searching for to end up here.

By Antigone on Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 03:46 am:

    foamy spoon

By Gee on Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 09:58 am:

    how did his wife tell her story with his dick in her mouth?

By TBone on Tuesday, August 17, 2004 - 05:34 pm:

    Sign Language. That explains the poor spelling and lack of punctuation.

By Gee on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 - 10:18 am:

    that makes sense.

By jack on Sunday, June 11, 2006 - 03:50 pm:

    w H a t d O y O U t H i n K o N

    w H A t t H E y w R O t E?


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