I believe the topic speaks for itself. But just in case: "How do you do?"

Fine Hal!

How goes Pepper, been a while.

omg no way

HOW THE HAL ARE YOU?

LOL @ agatha's comments.

Heh Heh... I'm alive, at least I'm fairly sure I am.

hi hal how the hal r ya?

I work too much, as a direct result I drink too much, other than that... Peachy.

i mother too much, as a direct result i drink too much. hi Hal! nice to see you. stick around some.

Well look at that. It's been too long, sir. Still in Missoula?

Yup, still a production control tech for KECI. Floating season is almost upon us, and I very much await it's arrival.

hey, Hal, what's new? been too long.