My Sister in Law is........................... Why did you do it?: My Sister in Law is...........................

Preesi on Saturday, December 12, 1998 - 11:08 pm:

    A bald faced liar!
    When I met her she had been on Welfare for 7 years.
    One day we were talking, she says that no one wants to hire her because she is overqualified and they keep telling her she should scale down her resume!
    She then proceeded to tell me that her resume lists One FULL TIME managerial job of 18 yrs.
    and another FULL TIME managerial position at 10 yrs.
    Add that to the 7 yrs FULL TIME WELFARE SLAVE and that comes to 35 yrs of careering. shes only 34!

By R.C. on Sunday, December 13, 1998 - 11:45 am:

    Wait a minute -- I thought you cd only get welfare for 2 yrs. max? So look on the bright side -- she's gotta get a job now. (Please don't tell me she's got 4 kids/with 3 different fathers... Is her name Shaliqua? I think I know that heifer too!)

    And this is yr husband's sister? Well, I hope she lives far, far away. In a place with no convenient airports.

By Preesi on Wednesday, December 16, 1998 - 12:05 pm:

    No! 3 different fathers!
    Her name's Barbara!
    She's my husbands brothers wife!
    She's a pathological liar!
    She beat her husband down wit a payphone !

By Achilles on Wednesday, December 16, 1998 - 01:04 pm:

    hmmmm... Did you get catch that on film? I think Mark would probably want a still frame for his Payphone Project.

By Me........ on Wednesday, December 16, 1998 - 01:43 pm:

    Well, if she's a pathological liar-she could STILL be the woman that R.C. knows.......

By on Wednesday, December 16, 1998 - 10:36 pm:

    She went skinny dippin'
    with 14-15 yr olds!
    And shes not very attractive either!

By Peat on Thursday, December 17, 1998 - 04:44 pm:

    OK, fine.

    But why did you do it?

By Me.......... on Tuesday, December 22, 1998 - 11:02 am:

    The voices told me to..........

By Me.......s inner voice on Friday, December 25, 1998 - 01:08 am:



    Buy me a new car, Me.......... This is your inner voice. You must obey me, Me........

    Thank you.

By Slacker on Friday, December 25, 1998 - 07:52 am:

    eat my shorts

By Effie on Saturday, December 26, 1998 - 05:13 pm:

    Don't you really mean to say "these postings suck"?

By PetRock on Sunday, December 27, 1998 - 05:58 pm:

    edible panties now Slacker?

    how daring.....

By Post op on Sunday, December 27, 1998 - 08:29 pm:

    mooore Sugar!

By Me............ on Tuesday, December 29, 1998 - 10:23 am:

    Damn, you guys are a bunch of silver-tongued devils.........ya' know, that ?? Oh, and I gotcher damn car right here!!!!

By V on Saturday, April 9, 2005 - 06:24 pm:

    Waaaaaaaaal,you may have a silver licker,but jack has a brown one,he likes ass holes big time.

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