because we wanted to Why did you do it?: because we wanted to

Cosmo and Tricky on Friday, April 14, 2000 - 04:55 pm:

    look, it wasnt our fault, it just happened, we had no control, we dont feel guilty, but in retrospect, it probably wasnt the cleverest of things to do. however it was lots of fun. and we will probably do it again.

By Nate on Friday, April 14, 2000 - 06:11 pm:

    yeah, but next time your asses won't be as tight.

    but hey, i'm game if you are.

By Tricky and cosmo on Friday, April 14, 2000 - 07:44 pm:

    Notice how we didnt mention asses in any way shape or form. however, like we say, we dont know why we did it, it just happened. you'll have to learn to live with that. god knows we have.
    but then again, we're special.

By patrick on Friday, April 14, 2000 - 08:10 pm:

    no your not. you just don't know nate.....

By Tricky and Cosmo on Friday, April 14, 2000 - 08:53 pm:

    That is irrelevant...whether or not we know nate matters not to us. We are special to eachother and the rest of the world can go to hell. By saying that we do not wish to sound conceited or provoke bad feelings...we are not arrogant ppl, however Patrick, you just don't know us....

By semillama on Friday, April 14, 2000 - 11:52 pm:

    I can Whiff what you are from here.


By Antigone on Saturday, April 15, 2000 - 04:39 am:

    You didn't have to mention asses.

    You are asses.

By Tricky and Cosmo on Saturday, April 15, 2000 - 06:44 pm:

    We decided that, as you like asses so much that we would dedicate this next message to 'antigone',his ass is fat large and blotchy, in other words, it resembles his face....which, apart from being a larger version of his ass, looks like two badly parked VW's.

By Antigone on Saturday, April 15, 2000 - 07:53 pm:

    I just checked out my ass in the mirror, and it's
    not that fat. My belly is rather voluminous, and
    I have two rather hairy, overly fat filled
    breasts, but my ass is quite respectable, thanks.

By semillama on Saturday, April 15, 2000 - 10:25 pm:

    My ass is covered with gray hair, and flies buzz around it in the summer. It makes a peculiar noise when it wants something. It's been broken in.

    Unlike my sea monkeys, which won't take a bit.

By heather on Saturday, April 15, 2000 - 11:27 pm:

    don't ride your sea monkeys, it's not nice.
    they're very small.

By Pseudolus on Saturday, April 15, 2000 - 11:47 pm:

    antigone have you perhaps confused yourself with teiresias

By semillama on Sunday, April 16, 2000 - 12:03 am:

    But these sea monkeys have HUGE glands.

By Cosmo and Tricky on Sunday, April 16, 2000 - 12:50 am:

    so does our turtle

By Antigone on Sunday, April 16, 2000 - 03:15 am:

    Ya, Pseudolus, serves me right for whacking both snakes...

By A.Lass on Monday, April 17, 2000 - 01:12 pm:

    . . . .after reading this whole post i reached for the delete button.


By Cosmo and tricky on Monday, April 17, 2000 - 03:20 pm:

    are you stupid or just ignorant? can't you see the big picture....alas?

By Gee on Wednesday, April 19, 2000 - 12:52 am:

    we have a new fridge. It's smaller than the last one, but it keeps things cool and the door remains attached. I'm pleased.

By moonit on Wednesday, April 19, 2000 - 12:54 am:

    Happy New Fridge Day Gee
    and Happy Birthday Jina

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