it was time to let go. Why did you do it?: it was time to let go.

By Neutroxide on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 12:50 am:

    Why?--I had to, that's why.

    There comes a point in every person's life either multiple times, or, in rare scenarios, only once, in which you are aquainted with a task; an extreme struggle. And as I would soon find out, this extreme [task] would indeed be the greatest and most painful exertion of my life:

    My timing couldn't possibly be any worse than it'd already become. To think about my ever-decreasing course was to commit suicide. The clock was ticking; laughing at me...the content of the padded-seat was getting to me; the final stage of relaxation. With a thrust of anger I distustingly let out all of my fury and rage: the sound of a sharp inner-ripping and the painful squeal of my voice were all I could hear.

    Alas, relief. The task was completed. I looked down into the toilet bowl before whiping my newly-torn anus with my toilet-water doomed buttocks--DAMN! That's some BIGASS SHIT!

By dave. on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 01:05 am:

    amen, brother. laugh, cry -- that's pure zen.

By The Watcher on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 03:39 pm:

    Oh how I wish I had a witty comment for this.

By Cat on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 04:00 pm:

    I do too.

    Or for anything. Anytime.

By Neutroxide on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 07:28 pm:

    (insert witty comment)


By Czarina on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 02:44 am:

    Did you do APGARS on it?

By semillama on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 02:45 pm:

    Did you see "Bob"? If not, you have to do it

By LoneStranger on Sunday, February 10, 2002 - 03:54 pm:

    If you do it right, you can see "Bob" before, during and after and shit you take.

    And if you see his form in your product, it's a quadruple score. But only if he's got the pipe.


By Czarina on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 01:17 am:

    Bonus points if he talks to you.

By J on Monday, February 11, 2002 - 12:05 pm:

    Bonus points if you smoke it.

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