Holiday Greeting for you all Is it art?: Holiday Greeting for you all

By Czarina on Sunday, December 12, 1999 - 11:01 am:

    T'was the night before Christmas
    And all through the house
    Everbody felt shitty
    Even the mouse

    Mom at the whorehouse
    And dad smoking grass
    Had just settled down
    For a nice piece of ass

    Then out on the lawn
    Heard such a clatter
    Sprung from my place
    To see what was the matter

    Out on the lawn,
    Saw a big dick
    Knew in a moment
    It must be Saint Nick

    He came down the chimney
    Like a bat out of hell
    I knew in a moment
    The fucker had fell

    He filled all our stockings
    With pretzels and beer
    And a big rubber dick
    For my brother the queer

    He rose up the chimney
    With a thunderous fart
    The son of a bitch
    Blew the chimney apart

    He swore and he cursed
    As he rode out of sight
    Piss on you all
    And have a hell of a night

By semillama on Sunday, December 12, 1999 - 01:26 pm:

    sounds like something Shane MacGowan would've written

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