Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar Is it art?: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

By Christopher on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 07:22 pm:

By heather on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 07:52 pm:

    with breasts.

    she says it's not on purpose. uh, yeah right.

    if the neighbors were mostly annoyed by the people who come by to see it, it's going to be a lot worse now.

    my parents and their next door neighbors cut down a hardwood tree in the backyard that was dying and left a 7 or 8 foot stump. the neighbor woman teaches art and wanted to carve it. she carved it into what she calls a gnome but is basically a tree-stump-penis with a face.

By eri on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 10:08 pm:

    That is funny, but I don't see how it could be unintentional. I mean, look at it. It is either a penis with breasts or a penis that has nipples on the sacs. Either way, it can't be that it just happened to grow that way.

By LoneStranger on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 10:57 pm:



    Guys don't have two sacs.


By Nate on Saturday, May 11, 2002 - 01:04 am:


    it's on liberty. i'm going to go check it out.

By patrick on Sunday, May 12, 2002 - 12:39 pm:

    have we come to this?

    Rob Halford's sac was all too apparent in his circa 1984 heavy metal garb yesterday.

By LoneStranger on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 05:18 pm:

    Sweat from my balls.


By eri on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 07:00 pm:

    Allright, I'm confused, why is it sac, or balls? I admit I don't know too much about male reproductive organs (other than how to have fun with them) even though I have seen the inside. I know I am showing my ignorance. I just don't get why it is one sac but two balls? Should I have said his balls have nipples up there?

By Nate on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 07:05 pm:


    two balls in one sack.

By dave. on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 07:12 pm:

    did you just say you've seen the inside of male reproductive organs?

By Dougie on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 07:12 pm:

    Seen the inside of what? Spunky, are you giving away all our secrets? I've got 2 sacs and 4 balls. I play hackeysack with myself a lot.

By patrick on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 07:50 pm:

    my question exactly dave.

    eri you must not play with them very much because, as nate says...this would be apparent upon touch.

    not that it matters at just saying, you would know when you are feeling one sac-o-nuts vs. two sac-o-nuts.

    the 1 scrotum houses the pair of das nuts.

By LoneStranger on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 08:06 pm:

    It's like a two-car garage.


By eri on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 10:24 pm:

    I didn't realize. I was wording it the wrong way. I won't say how often I play or not, because you have requested not the hear about our sex lives. Yes, I have seen the inside. Watched a vasectomy once. Nearly passed out, though I don't know why, it wasn't gross or anything. Next question please?

By Nate on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 01:50 am:

    a vasectomy is a small slit, tube pulled out, snip, etc.

    you can't see the inside.

    you've never seen the man stuff, have you eri.

    i knew it.

By Czarina on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 11:43 am:

    NUTS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!

By eri on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 12:01 pm:

    They use clamps to open the little slits (that aren't that little when spread open) and you can see a lot more than you would think Nate. Besides, it isn't bloody at all, so you really do see whats in there vs. a little slit and a couple of tubes.

By semillama on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 12:59 pm:

    Two-car garage- I laugh!

By LoneStranger on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 02:06 pm:


    I knew someone would like it.


By Nate on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 02:20 pm:

    the slit is like 1/4 inch and they don't spread it open. i saw it done on lifetime back when they had surgery sunday's.

    like 10 years ago.

By eri on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 05:01 pm:

    I didn't watch it on Lifetime, but in person, and they used clamps and they were a one inch incision on one side, but the other side the tube was swollen and they had to make a 3 inch incision.

By LoneStranger on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 06:22 pm:

    Can we not talk about any mutilation around that area.... penis, scrote, taint... no where near that.

    I'm feeling wierd down there. And no, MY Heather isn't in the room. This is a bad wierd.


By Nate on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 08:38 pm:

    this wouldn't be some backwoods operation, would it eri?

    i saw a hip replacement on lifetime, too. man was that gory. cleaning out femor marrow with a dremel. yee!

By eri on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 - 11:37 pm:

    It wasn't a backwoods operation. Though I was in Kansas City at the time. Top quality for there which is actually saying something, because if you have money there, you get excellent care. Just turned out the guy was above average in reproduction and so I got to see a lot of stuff.

    My Grandma had knee replacement surgery and I am so glad I didn't see that! They keep you just awake enough to hear the fucking saws on your bones and the bone chips going everywhere. Months of traction for knees that only lasted 8 years before completely sucking and being as bad as before surgery. God I miss her.

By Platypus on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 01:14 pm:

    And back to the initial topic of this thread...

    The picture is artfully taken here, masking the true nature of the whale totem. The first time I saw it, coming back from Ireland, I thought that someone had mistakenly erected a giant marble penis on the lawn.

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