nerd joke. Are you stupid?: nerd joke.

Moonunit on Friday, August 6, 1999 - 12:35 am:

    A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode
    up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?" The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
    The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

By Gee on Friday, August 6, 1999 - 03:48 am:

    Hehehehe!!! Super!

By G.A. on Wednesday, August 11, 1999 - 04:26 pm:

    "This one reminds me of another joke about an engineer who finds a talking frog that claims to be a princess, and she'll transform back if only he'd kiss her. The punch line, after he refuses to kiss her, is 'Who has time for a girlfriend? But a talking frog is kind of cool.'


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