Yes, no? maybe? Are you stupid?: Yes, no? maybe?

By moonit on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 08:26 pm:

    I went out last night with Jen and Sharon. Had a few drinks, but wasn't particularly drunk, just in a happy buzzy place.

    We headed down to the strip and spent the next four or so hours on the dancefloor - and this dutch guy starts talking to Jen, who wanders off eventually to dance, so he starts talking to Sharon, who also wanders off, so he starts talking to me. And talking. And because I'm either far to polite or prehaps stupid, I listen, and chat about what he's doing in New Zealand etc.

    After that, he won't leave me alone, I bugger off to dance, he comes over and asks me if I like to dance (hangon, I'm on the dancefloor and I'm dancing... hmm what do you think?), he's staring at me, Sharon thinks its hilarious. Eventually he goes away and talks to his mates.

    But it doesn't end there you know.

    He's watching me. And every so often he will come over and say things to me like 'So you like to dance?'. 'What drugs have you taking tonight?' (none for the record). 'Are you really single?' 'Do you like dancing?'... and so on....

    I wander off to the little girls room, and when I come back, Sharon is laughing, and saying 'Dutch wants to ask you something!'. I look at him, and he smiles (he was kinda cute, but not my type at all - and he was obviously just out to score), and says 'Do you want to have sex with me?'

    Sharon is behind him, laughing, and I look at him, his tight white t-shirt, and his blue eyes, and dark hair (cute), and say . . .

    'No. No offense or anything, but I'm just having some time out at the moment, and I'm not really interested in sleeping with anyone'.

    He smiled, and said 'Never mind'. Turned and walked out of Azure to wherever it was he was staying.

    Sharon couldn't believe I said no. Actually neither could I.

    But, for fucks sake - he didn't even know my name.

    Was that stupid?

By heather on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 10:58 pm:



By Czarina on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 11:38 pm:

    He sounds pretty stupid to me.

By moonit on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 02:09 am:

    Yeah, I guess cute-but-dumb-as-a-post doesn't do it for me anymore.

    Shit, does this mean I'm a grownup now?

By Nate on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 02:42 am:

    the question is,

    if it were you and he, alone.

    say on the desert island where all this so often happens,

    and no one would ever know-

    would you?

    and again, but this time the truth?

By moonit on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 03:00 am:

    No, I don't think so, unless there was no chance of _ever_ being rescued. . .

    and I was really horny.

By Panty sniffer on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 04:05 pm:

    You should have fucked his brains out gotten aids and lived in sin for the rest of your life

By moonit on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 11:58 pm:

    Honey, I've already sinned. And no doubt will again.

    And I use protection.

By Gee on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 05:49 pm:

    I had a birthday this month. do I get well-wishes and candy and lots and lots of presents?

    I danced on the bar at the Hard Rock for my birthday, and a girl gave me lingerie for Valentines. who is shocked and amazed at quiet little me?

By semillama on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 09:52 am:

    No one here.

    A girl gave you lingerie? was it slinky? Is she?


By Czarina on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 10:31 am:

    Happy belated B-Day!!!!!!!!!!!

By Gee on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 03:05 pm:

    she's my best girl. not slinky, but apparently her father asked her if she was planning on hooking up with me and she can't figure out why he might think she's gay.

    she gave me musical thong underwear! is she the coolest for giving, or am I for wearing?

By semillama on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 06:05 pm:

    Oh, why didn't you say it was musical thong
    underwear? That's perfectly understandable.

    But you have to promise to wear them if you
    ever get a chance to meet a sorabjite, so we
    can identify you.

    What does it play?

    Fur Elise?

By Gee on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 01:54 am:

    you know that Pee-Wee Herman Tequila song?

    uh huh. How erotic is that?

By semillama on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 04:46 pm:


By moonit on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 11:33 pm:


    Today, walking to get a coffee with an account manager from Auckland. I had told her about my weekend and she was laughing at me... and we were wandering along, and I looked up and this guy was looking at me, so I looked back and we got past and Eva says 'oh he was quite cute', and I say 'that was him! that was the guy!' and she laughs and says 'he was quite cute, too bad he sounded like an idiot'.

By Cassi on Sunday, May 2, 2004 - 07:53 am:

    hey i was just WOndering..... .Where do you get the musical thongs? i want one?!

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