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By Nate on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 03:21 pm:

By Nate on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 03:22 pm:

By patrick on Friday, July 26, 2002 - 04:23 pm:

    uhhh she'd like to vacation in the Bali next time as opposed to god damn Vegas.

    Moreover, why can't people laugh at themselves?

    If that were my bag, I would have been hysterical.

    On the note of airline security...i made an observation while waiting to board at JFK.

    That so called random security crap...I felt for sure my number was up. We were the last row to board because we always take the emergency exit before Biz Class if we can.

    Aside from one Indian family every ethnic looking person was searched, as well as a goofy caucasian family of four (the sons all had buzz cuts like dad, with matching Laker shirts, M O O K).

    The older Chinese guy and his wife. Two middle-aged middle eastern looking men, I would guess Pakistani but who knows. They both had laptops, and were talked down to by security and throughly searched. Another asian family, including a 3 year old girl.

    They say its random when they scan your boarding pass and the machine beeps. Was it coincidence? Probably. Do the agents have a button they can push to make it beep, making it seem random, for some they are suspicious of? Notably I had observed these same two middle eastern men trying to rush through the metal detectors without showing their boarding pass. When the 6ft+ ape-like man demanded with authority he see their boarding passes and IDs, they fumbled, made some excuses blah blah blah. its not like we were late, realizing they were on my flight.

    Anyway, since we had lied and told them it was our anniversary, a red eye, and a half full flight, we got to sit where we wanted. We were greeted with smiled by the otherwise cranky agent, told "congratulations" and "happy flying" and were not searched.

    sorry to hijack your thread. the story made me thing of that. if anything im prompted to bring some sex toys next time i fly praying for the "random" search.

By J on Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 03:36 am:

    I think she did it on purpose.

By J on Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:34 am:

    She saw that Drew Carey show.


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