No. Are you stupid?: No.

By Lapis on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 05:07 am:

    So a few minutes ago, I heard somebody knocking on the door. It's about 1 in the morning, so I waited until somebody else was awake before answering it.

    "Hi. I deliver papers for the Oregonian, and this lady at the apartments down around the corner is watching my kid."

    Sounds familiar.

    "Well my alternator went out, I don't even know if I'm gonna get my papers delivered tonight, but if you have a couple of bucks or a bus pass or something...."

    Sounds very familiar. My turn.

    "Weren't you walking down 33rd about two months ago?"

    "No ma'am. That wasn't me."

    "Yes it was. I know you."

    "Do you have anything?"


    "Well, thanks anyway."

    My friend AJ was taken for a sucker those two months ago. Oh well.

By Hal on Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 10:17 pm:

    Not sure I know what the scam is... I don't give anyone money, if they want it, they'll have to take it from me.

    And I am not little.

By Lapis on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 02:40 am:

    This is the time I twist my head around and go "huh?"

    No, hobbits aren't little.

By V.v. on Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 09:57 pm:

    No, we are not.

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