It.s official...tanked

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By J on Thursday, May 18, 2000 - 01:16 am:

    Where is the humanity?I,m just about ready to throw in the towell.Why was I a home room mother?Why did I have an Indian Maidned troop?Why did I have kids.....

By droopy on Thursday, May 18, 2000 - 01:37 am:

    "Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more."

    Proverbs 31:6-7

By R.C. on Thursday, May 18, 2000 - 04:12 am:


    "We should sell the kids. They're only slightly used -- we cd still get a good price for them."


    - Bill Cosby

By Cannon7 on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 - 11:18 am:

    I hate it when all your good friends come to your drinking party and don't drink..... 'my family has a history of alcoholism' .. yeah right, 'i gotta drive'... no, just sleep here .. 'but my pet lizard with starve'... phht, common. 'i only drink beer' .. here's a coors .. 'light beer' ... godamnnit, why dont i just give you apple juice instead???

    worst of all, we were susposed to play poker, but they didnt bring their $20 to add to the pot so we played for candy, hooray. fucking cheap skates....

    Anyways... i got hammered, and they teased me for being hammered, so i teased them about being prude motherfuckers... and they left eventually....

    end...

By OnePercent on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 - 01:42 pm:

    Nothing worse than a drunk bitch who wants to fuck.
    Specially if she just threw up.

    Yeah,yeah only kids do that stuff.

    Here's to cold beer and warm pussy.
    FTW