I Qualify


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By
J on Monday, January 8, 2001 - 02:33 am:

    I went out today and spent over a hundred dollars on Alicia,also found out I was spelling her name wrong.I bought her 6 pair of socks.hair barrettes,onesies,4 pair of pants.6 tops and some lotion and baby shampoo and shoes,and a toothbrush.She is so cute,it made me so sad for her when I saw how excited she was about when we bought groceries.Next month,I'll have a baby boy to watch over,I'm very excited about it.The medicine that I have started taking for underactive thyroid makes me sick,andI puke every afternoon,like clockwork,but I can still drink,I'm good like that.If my liver ever does go out,is it on your left side? Get me hooked up with David Crosby O.K?


By Pug progressively sloshed on Monday, January 8, 2001 - 03:17 am:

    Oh, what? By the time I turn 40, I'll have no fucking liver left....what do you want from me, BLOOD????????????
    Uh-uh....don't mind me....gonna crawl off to a cave and die.......with the rest of the MOTHERFUCKIN' GOYIM!!!!!!!!!!!


By J on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 01:28 am:

    I was wanting your liver Pug,but you sound in worse shape than me,a contest! Whose liver goes out first? I'm betting on me. I'm thinking about a Social Distortion song now,something about 15 years and your liver exploding,but am seriously blotto right now.


By Hal on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 03:35 am:

    Come on thats the best time... Shit we think we can dance like this.