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By sarah on Wednesday, May 5, 2010 - 12:23 am:

    you are surfing the net with one eye closed so you can read it.

By J on Wednesday, May 5, 2010 - 12:39 pm:

    Saw your post on WAYD ,hope you're ok

By Danielthedyslexicpirate on Wednesday, May 5, 2010 - 12:40 pm:

    Aye Matey, unless you be of pirate stock, me thinks, eye patch n all. So did Nate ever get the eye patch for the cat?

    Sarah, if you and TD1&2 and Senor come this way this summer, let's connect.

    Pls advise when candy ships or when you sober up, which ever comes first.

By Inquiring danielssss on Wednesday, May 5, 2010 - 12:45 pm:

    So the big traumatic event was....come on now, give, that was truy unfair to tease us. We all want to know. The world wants to know. The internet wants it.

By sarah on Thursday, May 6, 2010 - 12:17 am:

    i would tell you, but there's the stalker that's ruining everything.

    if i don't get the candy from agatha by friday, then i'm sending it out anyway, because it's already getting to about 90 degrees here, and that means potential meltage.

By Danielssss on Thursday, May 6, 2010 - 11:53 am:

    Seriously? Bummer. I mean about the stalker. And of course, you could selectively email each of us and rally your support from sorabji.n Are you coming north by northeast anytime soon?

By Dr Pepper on Thursday, May 6, 2010 - 12:30 pm:

    It is getting cooler outside today, strange weather at this times.........

By Danielssss on Thursday, May 6, 2010 - 12:34 pm:

    global cooling today

By agatha on Thursday, May 6, 2010 - 02:43 pm:

    SARAH WAIT!!! Mine should be there by Tuesday at the latest. I'm really sorry I'm such a lame lamer lamehead, but it is a pretty good stash this time around to make up for the lack of money/lack of time/procrastination. I did make some stuff, which is probably ruined by now from sitting for so long, but hopefully not. xoxoxo

By agatha on Thursday, May 6, 2010 - 02:43 pm:

    Now about this stalker business... whut?!

By Danielssss on Thursday, May 6, 2010 - 04:03 pm:

    yeah agatha. attagurl.

    surge protectors for the mouthI am looking for...and I hate clients who interrupt my interneting.

By moonit on Thursday, May 6, 2010 - 11:19 pm:

    We just got a box of twinkies and some peeps. By we - I mean Andrew got given them by a friend who has merican friends who sent her some for his birthday present.

    He's got a total peeps obsession, it really frightens me. And Twinkies are not like I remember at all!

By Dr Pepper on Friday, May 7, 2010 - 02:24 am:

    "merican?" so much for new zelanders.....

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