I CANT GET ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By SQUEEZABLE on Tuesday, April 6, 1999 - 11:10 am:

    Well me mate and I cant get any and that is like the problem, Maybe I should piss off and get a wee life for myself. ALL OF YOU SADOS SHOULD TOO, PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Sado Gee on Wednesday, April 7, 1999 - 08:33 am:

    What's a sado? Am I a sado? Do we have a secret handshake?

By Swine on Wednesday, April 7, 1999 - 05:49 pm:

    eat hot fuck.

By Gee on Thursday, April 8, 1999 - 05:54 am:

    Does that come with fries?

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Thursday, April 8, 1999 - 08:47 am:

    and a medium coke?

    I'd like the "happy" meal, please.

By MoonUnit on Friday, April 9, 1999 - 05:12 am:


By Bagpuss on Friday, April 9, 1999 - 06:47 pm:

    Is that the new Apple?

By Omnivore on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 11:39 pm:

    Dammit, I don't see no HAPPY MEAL here. (If I did I wouldn't be posting on this thread). So how long has it been, hmmm? A month? 2? A year? 2? Longer? How about ALL OF THE ABOVE??? Do ya remember the early scene of "THE MAN WITH 2 BRAINS" when Steve Martin stands up with his hat stuck to his crotch and he walks over to the window and breaks it by running, er, into it? Yup, that's me. How bout you guys (or girls)?

By J on Wednesday, April 28, 1999 - 10:19 am:

    yea squeezable,you should get a life and piss off.I can see by your message why your not getting any.Keep up that attitude and the only nookie you,ll get,you,ll have to pay for.


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