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Hal on Wednesday, April 28, 1999 - 11:32 am:

    " 1 Year 7 Months 3 Weeks 4 Days 9 1/2 Hours Ago"

By Nate on Wednesday, April 28, 1999 - 12:11 pm:

    holy shit.n

By Holy Shit on Thursday, April 29, 1999 - 08:20 am:

    Can I help you Nate?

By Nate on Friday, April 30, 1999 - 11:07 am:

    yeah. cheeseburger extra value meal, super size, with coke.

    and one of them apple pie things.

By Less Than Holy Shit on Friday, April 30, 1999 - 01:37 pm:

    I'm sorry, but we only serve Pepsi products here. And we don't carry cheese. The pie is rhubarb.

By Nate on Friday, April 30, 1999 - 02:25 pm:


By Holier Shit on Friday, April 30, 1999 - 11:22 pm:

    However, we do serve hot fuck.

    Check out our neon sign out front.

    "Eat Hot Fuck!"

By Swine on Saturday, May 1, 1999 - 12:42 am:

    get the hell off my property you chucklehead motherfucker.

    and quit pumping my condiment box.

    you aint ever gettin' any of my special sauce.

By Sheila on Saturday, May 1, 1999 - 03:16 am:

    did someone say pie?

By Hal1 on Sunday, May 2, 1999 - 09:34 pm:

    As I said...


    Ok maybe I didn't say that but, I'm pretty sure that is what I was thinking at the time, whatever time that was.

By Nate on Monday, May 3, 1999 - 11:41 am:

    my last bout with sex finished 11 hours 11 minutes ago.

By Swine on Monday, May 3, 1999 - 11:49 am:


By Little ANal ANnie on Monday, May 3, 1999 - 02:15 pm:

    I once hid in my mothers closet. WHile i was waiting inside the closet. SHe came into the bedroom and began to pleasure herself with a vibrating wand. I peeped out of the cracks and watched her bring herself to a rugged climax. I have never been the same.
    When she was done I sniffed the vibrator.

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, May 4, 1999 - 08:27 am:

    I need a barf bag.

By Wisper on Wednesday, May 5, 1999 - 04:51 am:

    poor Jim p.j.b., always posting AFTER Anal A., and that's a hard act to follow. I feel for ya, man!!

    (hey, who's gonna be the one blessed with the eathotfuck@sorabji.com email address?)

By Hal1 on Tuesday, May 11, 1999 - 11:35 am:

    I think after the whole "Mother Closet thing," I'LL never be the same... ICK, I think I need to go lie down now...

By TBone on Tuesday, May 11, 1999 - 04:00 pm:

    Hal, It's all your fault. If you hadn't brought up your silly little number game...
    Of course, from what I hear, things are going better for you now...

By Hal-1 on Wednesday, May 12, 1999 - 11:24 am:

    Better... Yes, but not as good as to have changed the number game. But good yes.


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