sorabji.com: When is the last time you had sex?: FADED JUNGLE

By PAGE on Thursday, May 18, 2000 - 12:36 am:

    You know that guy in high school.....the one who every freshman girl dreams of going to the prom with......the one who never has a girlfriend because all the cheerleaders hang on him all the time and he's just too much for them anyway. Well that was this guy last time I saw him three years ago. So last weekend I'm dancing with him at the bar and after it closes we take a walk. We end up at an elementary school making out on the jungle gym. I had a moment of inspiration where I realized that I wanted to have sex in a public place and a playground is a very public place and I had to do it. So I reached down pulled it out and went to town. He was, um, surprised.... It is a good memory but it just doesn't seem real. I don't think I'll ever see him again.


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