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By Nate on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 04:40 pm:

    this one is for dave..

    tits out for the birthday bitch.


By kazoo on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 05:01 pm:

    yes...happy birthday and all that good stuff.

    what did you get from your best ladies?


By eri on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 05:40 pm:

    Happy Birthday Dave!


By spunky on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 05:41 pm:

    Happy Birthday Fungus Face!


By waffles on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 05:43 pm:

    go to hell dave


By dave. on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 08:22 pm:

    right back atcha, nate.


    i got a notwist, a blip hop comp, and the latest johnny cash cd. i got a free b-day breakfast -- chorizo home fries -- which was deeeeee-licious. 40 bucks and a card from the xx of my genetic source.

    drinking blonde ale. the sun is shining brightly as i complete my 36th lap around it.


By Nate on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 08:43 pm:

    i got a book from the rents, something about epic life changes or something. a handful of cards. the granddad bought me eggs benedict.

    tonight, someone is making me dinner. i'm going to drink pacificos and kiss my mind goodbye.

    and this is my special gift to all the suckas who didn't land a spot in aries-ville. just the tip.


By dave. on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 08:59 pm:

    i almost got eggs benny but it can be such a gamble and i've never had them at this place. you'd have to be a complete dolt to screw up chorizo and home fries.

    jeezis, nate. that was all wrong.


By patrick on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 09:01 pm:

    i was gonna say man....


By Nate on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 03:05 am:

    i know i know.

    my granddad is huge on the eggs benedict. he highly recommended it at the joint we were at.


By Spider on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 08:51 am:

    Good eggs benedict is the best breakfast dish, hands down, but, oh, it can be so nasty if someone doesn't cook the egg whites all the way through.


By sarah on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:13 am:


    hollandaise sauce is absolutely vile.



By Czarina on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:39 am:

    That link was vile.

    Happy Birthday Big Guy!


By J on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 11:45 am:

    I hope you had a good one Dave,I'm at the age where I just try to ignore my birthday and never say my age out loud,nope not these days.


By semillama on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:02 pm:

    I know better than to look at nate's links.

    Happy birthday you princes of sputum!


By Spider on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 12:10 pm:

    Happy birthday, Dave! I forgot to say that before!


By semillama on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 01:02 pm:

    i have to send my mom an e-card (per her request).


By Ophelia on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 01:18 pm:

    happy brithday, hope it was good :)


By Ohpelia on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 01:19 pm:

    geez i cant type... happy bIRthday too!


By wisper on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 05:48 pm:

    happy birthday !


By semillama on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 06:00 pm:

    Happy brisday!


By Antigone on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 07:23 pm:

    Happy Your Mom Got Fucked Day!


By agatha on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 07:47 pm:

    Nate, I recall that your birthday is right around Dave's, but when exactly is it?


By Dougie on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 09:32 pm:

    "Happy Your Mom Got Fucked Day!"

    Beer coming out through nostrils. Hurts.

    Happy belated bdays, guys.


By kazoo on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:29 pm:

    happy birthday to Nate too


By Naate on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 12:07 am:

    same day. same core minds.






By J on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 12:22 am:

    Could you see it in your heart to see the steak and a blowjob card as a belated b-day card Nate?


By Nate on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 01:41 am:

    absolutely J.

    and mr. carlo rossi has been touching my soul all day.

    so


    as you might imagine.


    god loves baseball.


By sarah on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 09:39 am:


    carlo rossi the wine. you're a sick fuck.

    but yes baseball! i am bursting at the seams waiting for opening day. fuck it's about time. it's been a long winter.



By sarah on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 09:39 am:


    oh, and happy belated birthday guys. love you both.




By eri on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 11:23 am:

    Happy belated birthday Nate!


By patrick on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 11:46 am:

    suckers.


By Spider on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 12:14 pm:

    Aw, Nate. Happy birthday.

    (Damn you, Sem, you stole my line!)


By Czarina on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 01:02 pm:

    Nate.............
    Fuck you,you ass :)

    Hope it was a good one!


By semillama on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 02:17 pm:

    I think that the playing of Weird Al's "Happy Birthday" would be highly appropriate....


By eri on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 03:36 pm:

    That song Happy Birthday Fungus face by the same people who did Grandma got run over by a reindeer, runs through my head right now.


By sarah on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 04:32 pm:


    btw, can anyone tell me why the distance between home plate and field fences vary from ballpark to ballpark?

    this year they moved the left field fence in a bit at Comerica park.

    that just doesn't make any sense to me. it seems like there should be some regulation... like the 90' regulation between bases.

    i mean, they don't move the free-throw line in basketball.



By wisper on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 05:50 pm:

    i had no idea people still watched baseball.
    that's kinda nice.

    happy birthday too, nate!


By agatha on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 07:10 pm:

    Of course, I need to be obvious and point out that birthdays are actually nine months after mom got fucked days.

    Basically, birthdays are mom got fucked in reverse days.

    So, there- I did it.


By Nate on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 07:12 pm:

    that's fucking awesome. "mom got fucked in reverse".


    er.

    wait. no, that's fucking gross.

    oh no no no no. i don't want that image.


By agatha on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 08:17 pm:

    If you ever have kids, you'll invariably have that image. Sorry to foist it on you early, though.


By Nate on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 09:09 pm:

    maybe in the general case, kelsey, but not of my mom.

    no no. not of my mom.

    oooo poor nate.


By eri on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 09:46 pm:

    Mom's get fucked in reverse day.....only what comes out is like 10 times larger than what goes in (remember I have small babies)!!!!!!


By dave. on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 09:56 pm:

    ouch.


By Dougie on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 10:15 pm:

    My poor mom had me Caesarean. I've seen the scars. Holy crap.


By J on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 12:18 am:

    I came out butt first with forceps,my mom never forgave me.


By Gee on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 10:56 am:

    Today is York University's birthday. We get free stuff for wearing red. yay free stuff!


By eri on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 11:49 am:

    Hayley was natural (the easiest in my experience) and Micki was a c-section (hell and I have the massive nasty ass scar to prove it).

    Yay free stuff!

    My birthday falls on Easter Sunday this year. Good thing I didn't want a party eh?


By Nate on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 01:11 pm:

    why can't you have a party? it could be a theme party! you could have this-is-my-body cake and wine and play pin the christ on the cross!

    dress spunk up in a bunny costume and give him a whip and have him chase the girls around shouting 'tear this temple down and i will rebuild it in three days!'

    followed by drunkenly pissing in the potted plants and slurring 'do this in rememberance of meeee!'

    hot damn!


By Spider on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 01:32 pm:

    Nate, aside from blasphemy, you are also guilty of scandal, as you have put my soul in jeopardy by making me laugh. Damn you.


By eri on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 01:46 pm:

    But I LIKE my potted plants. Besides, most people go out of town for Easter holidays!

    OMG, the mental images coming to my mind with Nate's birthday theme. I should be OTR that weekend, need I say more? I am going to hell just for these thoughts!!!!


By Nate on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 01:47 pm:

    shit, spider- you can't be the only one of us not going to hell.


By Nate on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 01:53 pm:

    OTR? that doesn't acronym what i think it does, does it?


By jack on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 02:11 pm:

    what do you think it means?


By eri on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 03:05 pm:

    Aunt Flow is coming to visit me that weekend.


By agatha on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 09:16 pm:

    Heh. Aunt Flow. Jesus theme party. Funny peepul!


By wisper on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 09:30 pm:

    i don't know about you guys, but i love un-employed Nate.


By eri on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 09:46 pm:

    He cracks me up. I love his twisted sense of humor.


By Nate on Friday, March 28, 2003 - 12:16 am:

    awww.

    i knew there was an upside to that first glass of jug wine in the morning.

    i mean, other than shitting purple.


By kazu on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 10:28 am:

    happy birthday kids!


By semillama on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 11:18 am:

    This year marks the 50th anniversery of Godzilla.


By sarah on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 11:43 am:

    happy birthday dave.




By Lapis on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 12:49 pm:

    Happy Birthday dave.

    It just dawned on me that it's also my little sister's BD as well... Shit. Gotta give her a call.


By semillama on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 01:14 pm:

    Happy birthday dave.!


By kazu on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 01:46 pm:

    it's nate's too.


By patrick on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 01:56 pm:

    and eva's.


By dave. on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 02:11 pm:

    nuh uh. eva's too? wtf, mate?

    thanks. happy birthday to everyone.


By patrick on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 02:30 pm:

    well, next Tuesday anyway.

    we're having a party this sunday.

    we got her an aqaurium.

    yeah man. 1 year. i got all teary eyed driving past the place where she was born. those 36-48s hours just before and just after her birth seem like a dream now. The emotional wave itself combined with the lack of sleep create for a very unique euphoria that id almost consider creating more spawn to experience again.

    Of course the sobering reality of such an idea far out weights any euphoria being apart birthing kids.



    that aside. you can see eva's early birthday present and some other cool images taken this past sunday and last week at the museum and playing bongos at angry sams.


By J on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 03:05 pm:

    Happy B-Day you crazy aries males and Miss Eva one already:)Awww I love lookatmyfish3 and Bongobaby2.


By dave. on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 03:14 pm:

    me too!


By Lapis on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 03:17 pm:

    Happy birthday to Nate-o as well.

    Eva eva one year old? Wow.


By kazu on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 03:30 pm:

    bongobaby2 is my favorite too.


By sarah on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 04:56 pm:


    i cannot believe eva is already one. holy hell.



    happy birthday, nate. email me your book please.



By wisper on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 06:06 pm:

    happy birthday to all my fellow arieses, let's keep it REAL, people!


By Nate on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 07:04 pm:

    i'm TRIPLE-X today! yahahhh ah

    happy birthday dave.


By C on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 - 10:44 pm:

    Georgia Nicols: IF MARCH 23 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: The first runner to break the four-minute mile, Roger Bannister (born 1929), shares your birthday. You are extremely versatile. You're talented and well-versed in many fields. You approach life scientifically. Your friends admire your courage. You like people of all walks of life, but you are particularly sympathetic to children. Exciting and significant changes await you this year.

    Joyce Jillson: IF MARCH 23 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: You're deserving of so much! Just believe it! Taking one person's good advice next month will get you the promotion or job you want by the start of summer. In May, perk up your social life by joining groups. Singles have sensational luck in an arena where they can pre-screen their partners -- like the Internet! Love is terrific with a Virgo or Scorpio. Your lucky numbers are 32, 10, 2, 43 and 15.

    Jeraldine Saunders: IF MARCH 23 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY . . . you are usually forthright and brave, and at this point of time are more demanding and willing to fight for your rights. You have a take-charge attitude and refuse to back down on important issues. Because there is a tendency at the moment to take offense at the least provocation, it would be wise to avoid acting impetuously and to think carefully before striking out on a new path.


By J on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 01:23 am:

    Nate,how are you doing with 30? I had a hard time with that one,just because of how I learned life.I cried,and was a asshole,40 I was still hot,I got carded buying smokes,and I passed real well,but I'm almost 50 now,and I keep saying"every day above ground,is a good thing".Crap!!!!!!


By c on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 02:07 am:

    congratulations, nate. you finished your first novel by 30.

    I think my obsessive gym-going in the last week has something to do with my upcoming birthday next month. I will have sharply defined delts by then.


By c on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 02:10 am:

    happy birthday, dave.


By moonit on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 02:11 am:

    Happy birthday boys, and Miss Eva.


By dave. on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 04:32 am:

    gracias.

    i'm uncomfortable about 37. i think i
    understand what some people (like j) felt
    about 30. or about whatever age. the age
    where people feel like they've really begun the
    decline. i don't think it's a full-blown mid-life
    crisis, just a melancholy recognition of what
    was and what awaits.

    yeah, it may even motivate me to seriously
    seek medication. i've been toying with the
    idea off and on for years. perhaps it's time to
    take the chemical plunge; undo the curse of
    the sandoz.


By sarah on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 12:19 pm:


    my friend x emailed me two days ago to thank me for encouraging him to take the Prozac Plunge. i told him just to try it and if he didn't like it, stop taking it, and nothing lost. it took him about 6 weeks for it to get in, even out, and take affect. he's been born again.




By patrick on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 12:38 pm:

    but isnt that the point of these anti depression drugs? of course you like it.

    its the side affects that often arent readily apparent to us that are the probelem no?


By sarah on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 12:42 pm:


    for some or perhaps many the benefits outweigh the risks.



By Antigone on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 01:32 pm:


By sarah on Wednesday, March 24, 2004 - 03:16 pm:


    why?



By Platypus on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 01:44 am:

    happy birthday to one and to all!

    HOORAY


By Antigone on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 01:34 pm:

    It's good fer ya, sarah, that's why.

    It's supposed to stimulate your pituitary to produce growth hormone. Keeps you young(er)(ish)

    After taking it for two months I can say it feels pretty good. Dunno, could be the effects of spring. I have been better able to maintain my weight, though. I also feel, and this will sound odd... more manly. I feel sort of like I did when I was lifting weights six times a week. (I'm not exercizing at all, though.)


By semillama on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 04:52 pm:

    Why don't they cite the clinical trials they mention? That's pretty suspicious.


By Antigone on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 05:07 pm:

    Probably 'cause they don't exist. Something like that.


By The Watcher on Friday, March 26, 2004 - 01:15 pm:

    I've thought about trying that.

    I've had so many problems in the last two years I'll try almost anything.

    Antigone let me know how it works for you later.

    There is also this product which claims the same thing. http://www.naturesyouth.com/ny.php


By sarah on Friday, March 26, 2004 - 02:44 pm:


    don't you think that product is a bit expensive?


    anybody know how to treat anemia? i know you're supposed to take iron... anything else?




By TBone on Friday, March 26, 2004 - 06:49 pm:

    There are different kinds of anemia. Iron and Folic Acid deficiencies appear to be the most common.
    .
    Usually it's iron. Red meat and eggs are good sources.
    .
    So says google.


By The Watcher on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 01:13 pm:

    Take some B complex to. It will help fight the fatigue that goes with anemia.


By eri on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 08:37 pm:

    When treating anemia, and they talk about the iron in green vegetables a lot, avoid vitamin c, or veggies that have both iron and vitamin c, cuz the vitamin c counteracts the work of the iron and all you get is constipation. I learned that the hard way. Spinach not so good for anemia. Acutally I just increased my red meat intake and was fine in two months and haven't had any problems with it in about 5 years.


By Antigone on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 09:07 pm:

    eri...what's been up, yo? Where ya been?


By kazu on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 09:09 pm:

    yeah! ;)


By The Watcher on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:28 pm:

    I think she's been cheating on us.

    Probably in one of those "adult" chat rooms.;-)


By eri on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 01:20 pm:

    No time for chat rooms. Hate to dissapoint you. I'm not a cheater. I have just been working and working and working insanely.

    I woke up with a terrible migraine and sick to my stomach today runnin a fever. I called in sick. we'll see what they say tomorrow. I probably just cost myself a permanent position. But I feel like shit, so whatever happens happens.


By wisper on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 06:18 pm:

    happy birthday to me!


By TBone on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 06:25 pm:

    Happy Birthday! Woohoo!


By patrick on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 07:33 pm:

    Happy Birthday motherfucker!


By Spider on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 07:41 pm:

    Happy birthday, Wisper!


By kazu on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 08:15 pm:

    happy birthday!!!!!!!!


By dave. on Friday, April 2, 2004 - 10:14 pm:

    pee standing up!!


    errr. . .


    happy birthday!!!


By wisper on Saturday, April 3, 2004 - 01:53 am:

    damn right.

    i spent my evening with Henry Rollins.
    Sure, i had to pay for it, but still.

    so cool the show fell on tonight :)

    The chick beside me was obviously only there because her fiance wanted to go. We had dead center seats! what a waste. She was all huffing and looking at her watch and sighing loudly.
    She obviously hadn't heard that Henry goes for 3 hours + . Around hour two she really started to lose it.

    Awwww, thanks dudes.


By moonit on Saturday, April 3, 2004 - 02:53 am:

    Happy B'day Wisper.


By J on Monday, April 5, 2004 - 03:58 am:

    Belated Birthday Hugs:) Rollins,perfect,is he hot or not?


By wisper on Monday, April 5, 2004 - 04:25 pm:

    happy hugs! thank you thank you.


    he's hot all right, but getting up there in age.
    and his poetry sucks balls.
    and his constant self-mockery grow tiersome after a few minutes.

    but otherwise, definetly hot.


By Spider er Morrissey on Monday, April 5, 2004 - 05:00 pm:

    I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday.

    I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 'cause you're evil and you lie.

    And if you should die, I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry.

    Loved and lost, and some may say, when usually it's nothing, surely you're happy it should be this way? I say no. I'm going to kill my dog.

    May the line sag, the line sag heavy and deep tonight.

    I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday.

    I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 'cause you're evil and you lie. And if you should die, I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry.

    Loved and lost, and some may say, when usually it's nothing, surely you're happy it should be this way? I said no, and then I shot myself.

    So drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight.

    From,
    the one you left behind.




By J on Tuesday, April 6, 2004 - 02:29 am:

    I'm getting up there in age,and he's hot to me cause 1:he still has his hair 2:he's still pretty buff 3:he still has some brain cells.


By Spider on Tuesday, April 6, 2004 - 11:00 am:

    Morrissey is buff??

    Hey, you may be right.


By wisper on Tuesday, April 6, 2004 - 08:07 pm:

    methinks she speaks of Rollins.


By Spider on Tuesday, April 6, 2004 - 10:18 pm:

    Oh. Of course. Hehe...


By wisper on Wednesday, July 28, 2004 - 06:44 pm:

    Happy birthday to.....Rowlf!

    yipee!


By dave. on Wednesday, July 28, 2004 - 08:02 pm:

    rowlfie!


By Spider on Wednesday, July 28, 2004 - 08:29 pm:

    That's a nice stomach Morrissey's got in that picture up there...

    Oh, right -- Rowlfe! Happy birthday!


By Rowlfe on Wednesday, July 28, 2004 - 08:44 pm:

    So far I got 200 dollars, a painting of a dancing bear, a Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy DVD, and Cajun Spice Pringles, which have given me this weird rot breath I cant chase away.


By moonit on Thursday, July 29, 2004 - 02:54 am:

    Happy birfday :)


By semillama on Thursday, July 29, 2004 - 09:59 am:

    happy birthday!


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