religious solicitation What are you afraid of?: religious solicitation

By Squee on Monday, September 14, 1998 - 04:45 pm:


By Quidam on Monday, September 14, 1998 - 09:44 pm:

    I know. There's a pack of Jee-SUS freaks who live in my neighborhood somewhere. I assume. I actually have no idea where these white, inbred CHUDS come from. In any case, they hang out where people have to stop for a while, like bus stops or street corners.

    Screw your God man, I just want to get on the bus. Now get your papers out of my face before I kick your ass.

    Ah. Much better.

By Slacker on Tuesday, September 15, 1998 - 09:12 pm:

    hey quid
    take some 'cid and hop on my band wagon.
    i've started a little religion of my own. i solicit funds for the care and feeding of me.
    perhaps you would like to be our false idol.

By Quidam on Tuesday, September 15, 1998 - 11:27 pm:

    Just let me know where to make the donations :)

By Those pews are too hard on Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 12:04 am:

    it doesn't sound like anyone is afraid of religious solicitation. i am. i'm afraid some nice person in my neighborhood will show up and want to talk to me about Jesus and what a great soccer team their church has, and how welcome i am... and the next thing i know, i'll be there on sunday with stockings on and heels, listening to the dreadful organ music.

By Starchy on Wednesday, September 16, 1998 - 10:03 am:

    The organ's the good part.

    It's the man-eating lions ya gotta watch out for.

By Lucy Phurre on Friday, December 11, 1998 - 04:05 pm:

    Religious solicitation is an opportunity for fun.
    I know more Bible than most proselytizers and it's really entertaining to ask them if they've heard of this or that piece of apocrypha.

    If they really piss you off, memorize
    I Corinthians 13 and recite it at them.

    I once dated a hardcore X-tian and I recited that particular passage at him in the middle of an argument. We ended up breaking up b/c
    A. I knew more Bible than he did.
    B. I called him a Pharisee.
    (the guy would do things I wouldn't do, which is not easy, but he wouldn't have coital sex. He also wouldn't drink coffee, but he popped caffeine pills like they were candy. If that isn't straining out gnats and swallowing camels, I don't know what is)

    I would sooner be damned with honest folk than saved with Pharisees!

The Stalking Post: General goddam chit-chat Every 3 seconds: Sex . Can men and women just be friends? . Dreamland . Insomnia . Are you stoned? . What are you eating? I need advice: Can you help? . Reasons to be cheerful . Days and nights . Words . Are there any news? Wishful thinking: Have you ever... . I wish you were... . Why I oughta... Is it art?: This question seems to come up quite often around here. Weeds: Things that, if erased from our cultural memory forever, would be no great loss Surfwatch: Where did you go on the 'net today? What are you listening to?: Worst music you've ever heard . What song or tune is going through your head right now? . Obscure composers . Obscure Jazz, 1890-1950 . Whatever, whenever General Questions: Do you have any regrets? . Who are you? . Where are you? . What are you doing here? . What have you done? . Why did you do it? . What have you failed to do? . What are you wearing? . What do you want? . How do you do? . What do you want to do today? . Are you stupid? Specific Questions: What is the cruelest thing you ever did? . Have you ever been lonely? . Have you ever gone hungry? . Are you pissed off? . When is the last time you had sex? . What does it look like where you are? . What are you afraid of? . Do you love me? . What is your definition of Heaven? . What is your definition of Hell? Movies: Last movie you saw . Worst movie you ever saw . Best movie you ever saw Reading: Best book you've ever read . Worst book you've ever read . Last book you read Drunken ramblings: uiphgy8 hxbjf.bklf ghw789- bncgjkvhnqwb=8[ . Payphones: Payphone Project BBS . torturechamber . . receipts . contact