Trees all around me Where are you?: Trees all around me

By In the Pines on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 11:02 am:

    I'm looking out of my office window and
    there are trees everywhere. Mostly pine
    trees but many oaks are also present.
    We are close enough to the New Smog Capital
    to benefit from the carbon dioxide but
    rain has been sparse this year. Where
    am I?

By N.b. on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 12:16 am:


By N.b. on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 12:18 am:

    no wait, has to be out of town. hardly any trees left inside city limits...

By patrick on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 01:26 pm:

    new smog capitol would be houston

By J on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 01:32 pm:

    I thoght that too,but didn't think there were pines there,only been to the airport and a hotel room there,didn't really see the city.

By J on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 01:32 pm:


By patrick on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 01:50 pm:

    there are pines everywhere. they have lots of papermills in houston, from what i understand, being close to the water, and being in and around vast land, pine country....

By Kalliope on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:16 pm:

    and they smell like brocoli...

By droopy on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:27 pm:

    there's a town southwest of houston called needville.

    needville, texas.

    i think it's a crime that that hasn't become the name of a sitcom yet.

    or the name of the town just south of it:

    guy, texas.

By Nate on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:43 pm:



    i wish i could name some towns.

    like the town back in Uvyorsikstan where part of my family orignated. Fukov.

    how great is that?

    of course, i made all that up.

By Gecko on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 04:25 pm:

    I went to college not too far from Nimrod, Minnesota.

By pez on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 06:09 pm:

    boring, bonanza, fossil, the dalles, joseph, government camp, welches, silverton...

By dave. on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 08:44 pm:

    tumwater, humptulips, george, federal way, roy, acme, sedro woolley, concrete, purdy, sequim, kitchen-dick

By N.b. on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 10:36 pm:


By droopy on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 11:11 pm:

    texas towns (in alphabetical order):

    cactus, canadian, early, earth, flower mound, gun barrel, happy, nate's ass, muleshoe, telephone, van, wink, winnie.

By Nate on Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 11:43 am:

    hot damn!

By sarah on Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 08:30 pm:

    climax, michigan

    close to the indiana border, if that explains it.

By J on Friday, October 27, 2000 - 12:57 am:

    There is a Hell Arizona,I thought it was fitting

By sarah on Friday, October 27, 2000 - 03:32 am:

    are there any towns named Chocolate?

By vanilla droopy on Friday, October 27, 2000 - 05:05 am:

    And when they come to march on ya
    Tell 'em to make sure they got their James Brown pass
    And don't be surprised if Ali is in the White House
    Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
    Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
    Stevie Wonder, Secretary of FINE Arts
    And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady
    Are you out there, CC?
    A Chocolate City is no dream
    It's my piece of the rock and I dig you, CC
    God bless Chocolate City and its vanilla suburbs
    Can y'all get to that?
    Gainin' on ya
    Gainin' on ya
    Easin' in
    Gainin' on ya
    In yo stuff

By Gecko on Friday, October 27, 2000 - 10:55 am:

    Sarah's post reminded me of a great one...

    In Minnesota, we have cities named Fertile and Climax that are a short distance rom each other. The best newspaper headline in state history involved the two towns.

    "Fertile woman dies in Climax"

    I am not even kidding.

By Isolde on Friday, October 27, 2000 - 11:38 am:

    How about Intercourse, Penn! So excellent. My friend Ken has a shirt that says I (heart) intercourse, and below it it says pennsyvania!

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