Sleeping in church Where are you?: Sleeping in church

By Antigone on Sunday, May 25, 2014 - 12:08 pm:

    I'm playing an early morning gig with a brass band in a large
    methodist church. Second service. Pastor is overly verbose.
    Sitting in front of the congregation but somewhat hidden
    behind the altar and the rest of the band so I caught a few
    winks during the sermon. Choir director is hot, but she's
    church choir director hot, and I know it's just my early morning
    hormone rush talking. She has a stern commanding
    demeanor about her trying to command the sub par choir to
    enunciate their consonants. Makes me contemplate my now
    moot attraction to domineering women. Tuba player next to
    me has early onset Parkinson's and his tremors and cyclic
    tremors disappear while he plays. Fascinating.

By Pepper on Tuesday, May 27, 2014 - 08:19 pm:

    Hi Antigone, long time no hear from you.

    I remember my mom used to take us to Midnight mass either on Easter and Christmas. When I was young back then, I usually falls asleep during the choir or the church organ that plays with a lot of flute pipes. She always keeps me from falling sleep during the mass.

    The weather isn't cooperating and our a/c condensation coils broke, so we had to wait for them to service it. if not, then I am going to make a "Redneck" style a/c to keep me cool.

    So, what have you been doing lately?

By Spider on Friday, May 30, 2014 - 10:05 am:

    "Choir director is hot, but she's church choir director hot"

    That's the best kind of hot. Kinda like librarian hot. Sneaks up on you.

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