The Phone Book Worst book you've ever read: The Phone Book
By Dewey Capote on Sunday, March 22, 1998 - 04:43 am:
    Too many characters.

By MikeyMort on Tuesday, March 24, 1998 - 07:37 pm:
    ...and it was SO obvious that Wendell Zzyztak did it.

By Illiterate on Wednesday, March 25, 1998 - 01:08 am:
    I'm waiting for the movie.

By PetRock on Wednesday, March 25, 1998 - 06:50 am:
    Siskel & Ebert give "The Phone Book" two thumbs up!

By G. Shallit on Wednesday, March 25, 1998 - 08:35 am:
    The feelgood directory of the year!

By Pylon on Wednesday, March 25, 1998 - 09:09 am:
    See Leonardo DiCaprio is his most challenging multiple role yet!

By EZ Reader on Sunday, April 12, 1998 - 05:21 pm:
    What pissed me off about the phone book was that HALF the damn thing was ADVERTISMENTS! What's up with that?

By . on Sunday, April 12, 1998 - 09:53 pm:
    Them that pays the piper calls the tune.

By Markus on Monday, April 13, 1998 - 04:23 am:
    Well, stop reading the Yellow Pages then.

By J. Piquer Simon on Monday, April 13, 1998 - 10:10 am:
    If they do make a movie of it, I hope they get either Alan Rickman or Jeremy Irons to play Wendell Zzyztak. They're both such good villains.

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