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By patrick on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 05:51 pm:

    im actually reading it currently.

    Its a script actually.

    By the late Donald Cammel.

    Donald wrote "Performance". The 1970 flic with Mick Jagger.

    A friend of ours...actually this artist that Nico is working with for a series of knits to be marketed with his prints on them...has an original reel of the movie Performance.

    um

    so far its ok.

    too bad Donald blew his head off in 96.

    in other unimportant information from my life...my buddy Jim, the rich fucker who makes videos landed the gig of a lifetime. He's directing a Mick Jagger video this weekend. Lucky bastard.



By Nate on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 06:02 pm:

    i didn't know you read, patty.

    i had a dream i slept with your wife.


By patrick on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 06:10 pm:

    shes actually reading it for me.

    ill be sure and let her know.


By fuckhead from fort worth on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 06:15 pm:

    Asshole from El Paso
    (Chinga Chavin, Kenny ďSnakebiteĒ Jacobs)

    We donít have no lovinís in El Paso
    We donít go to porno picture show
    We donít swap our wives with our neighbors
    And we keep our kids away from Mexico.

    And Iím proud to be an asshole from El Paso
    Hihihihihihihi
    A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered
    I like it here!
    You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
    Ta-ta-ta-tacos
    And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

    We donít wipe our asses on Old Glory,
    God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
    We keep our women virgins until theyíre married
    So hosiní sheep is good enough for us.

    Iím proud to be an asshole from El Paso
    Hihihihihihihi!!!
    A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered
    I like it here!
    You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
    Ta-ta-ta-tacos
    And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

    Everybody in America now!

    Iím proud to be an asshole from El Paso
    Hihihihihihihi!!!
    A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered
    Be my friend, please!
    You walk down the street knee-deep in enchiladas
    En-chi-chi-ladas
    And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.
    Them olí wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.
    Hihihihihihihi!!!


By fffw on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 06:17 pm:

    (i'm pretty sure this has been posted on these boards somewhere before, but i don't care.)


By Nate on Friday, January 11, 2002 - 11:13 pm:

    it wasn't nico, though, patty. don't tell her that, though.

    i'm making a movie tonight.


By dave. on Saturday, January 12, 2002 - 02:16 am:

    i dream about stupid shit like traffic and grocery shopping and getting ticketed by cops. the common theme being about how everyone is out there to make me live by their rules, which i never agreed to or ratified, or suffer the consequences. occasionally i have an epic dream where i fly (feet first, more like a jump in low gravity except that the source of propulsion comes from the coccyx and that i control the whole thing. kind of like bruce lee aiming a flying kick at someone's unfortunate head. it's so ridiculously easy in my dreams) and rise above it all. my impression of patrick's wife is that she would have contempt for me. thankfully, she hasn't appeared in my dreamworld. knock wood. i don't need any of that shit.


By J on Saturday, January 12, 2002 - 11:14 am:

    I posted that Proud to be an asshole from El Paso,I have the album,the guys guitar is shaped like a toilet seat,and that was one of the least offensive songs on it.


By patrick on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 11:52 am:

    oh


    well i told her nate.


    she said "where is that motherfucker anyway?"

    I said "I dunno, I think maybe's he's on hiatus"

    Shes doesnt really have contempt for anyone dave. She's a feel good aquarian. She'd find the good in your and appreciate you for that. Id have contempt in the fact that you're potentially a pain in the ass with your neurosis about everyone else's rules.


By dave. on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 12:25 pm:

    i'm sure she's very sweet. in my dreams, though, she'd sneer and roll her eyes a lot. not for any reason except that everyone else does.


By Czarina on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 12:32 pm:

    Coccyx control.

    Heh heh heh


By Spider on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 12:43 pm:

    El Paso is an industrial wasteland, isn't it? My boss used to live there.


By droopy on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 01:03 pm:

    yes. even more so, now. nafta hasn't been good to it.


By agatha on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 01:10 pm:

    nobody rolls their eyes at dave. it's all in his head. anyhow, he's the one that sighs constantly. i had two different friends this week tell me that he sighed when they called and he answered.


By sarah on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 01:40 pm:


    maybe he's trying to be sexy.




By sarah on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 01:41 pm:


    i watched a movie saturday night called Tin Cup with Kevin Costner. not my favorite golf movie, not my favorite KC movie, but it was easy to watch and made me laugh.

    there was a lot of West Texas in it.


    at one point it made me wish i lived in far west texas and lived in a trailer and ate doughnuts for breakfast every morning.

    this saturday i'm going to the driving range.



By droopy on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 02:17 pm:

    i may be wrong, but i think "tin cup" is the movie where one of the minor characters, some big sloppy guy, spends the entire movie in a tcu shirt. which is the college here in my fair city. clearly there was a graduate involved in the movie.

    ever see "fandango" sarah?


By sarah on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 02:21 pm:

    i don't remember the tcu shirt, but i probably wouldn't have noticed.

    and no, didn't see fandango. should i?




By droopy on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 02:32 pm:

    the shirt thing is something that only i would notice.

    fandango was is the first movie that i know of that kevin costner was in. it's about a bunch of university of texas students who go on a road trip to find the place they buried "dom". it's not bad.


By dave. on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 02:52 pm:

    they do too roll their eyes. and i sigh because i'm usually in the middle of doing something when the phone rings. even if i'm not doing anything, i'm still busy. i mean, what is it with people who think they can just call you up and make you answer the phone whenever they feel like it? telephones are hardly more than remote controls for people with nothing to do.


By heather on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 02:58 pm:

    if i don't feel like answering the phone, i just don't answer it




    unfortunatley in person i might just end up being rude


By droopy on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 03:10 pm:

    and buying an answering machine would be too bourgeois.


By agatha on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 03:19 pm:

    we have voicemail. he doesn't have to answer the phone, in fact i tell him not to because he never gives me messages. at least when the voice mail picks up, i know i'll get the message.

    sarah- hee hee!


By dave. on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 05:30 pm:

    whatever.


By sarah on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 06:02 pm:


    oh don't be a big baby. we've missed you.




By Antigone on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 07:47 pm:

    Poor dave. Everything's a remote control device to make your life shitty.

    I guess I should stop the mind control waves I beam to your head from my geostationary satellite.

    But I won't.

    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


    MWUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


By dave. on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 08:48 pm:

    can you use those things to fix my monitor? it's all stretched out in the middle and squarshed at the top and bottom. this is a new development as of today. i can barely contain my glee about it.


    yeah, agatha. don't be a baby.


By semillama on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 08:51 pm:

    For a second I thought Antigone had said he
    had a gastrointestinal satellite, and wondered
    what was wrong.


By sarah on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 10:06 pm:


    if any of you ate my gespacho soup, you'd have gastrointestinal satellites you'd never forget.



By dave. on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 10:19 pm:


By dave. on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 10:22 pm:


By Cat on Monday, January 14, 2002 - 11:08 pm:


By dave. on Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 01:35 am:

    tits are passť.


By Cat on Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 02:01 am:

    zits en masse are in? It's so hard to keep up.


By Czarina on Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 04:35 am:

    This thread needs to come to a head.


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