Leolo (sp?)

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By Gee on Tuesday, February 16, 1999 - 07:31 am:

    I don't care what Siskel, Ebert, or anyone else says -- a little bot raping a cat is Not art!

By Semillama on Tuesday, February 16, 1999 - 05:20 pm:

    Yeah, I liked it up til that part - Then I was so mad I wanted to go out kill little boys!

    A better movie about french boys gone bad w/o catraping is "Son of the Shark" that's a real good one.

By Agatha on Wednesday, February 17, 1999 - 01:21 am:

    i don't remember very much of that movie, but i remember liking it. the cat rape scene is not staying with me.

By Gee on Wednesday, February 17, 1999 - 06:05 am:

    I have a Thing about people being mean to cats in movies. I still remember when I was a wee tot I flicked on some movie for three seconds and saw some little blond-haired boy drowning a white cat in a bowl of milk because it scratched him. That just bugged the Heck outta me.

By Semillama on Wednesday, February 17, 1999 - 11:33 am:

    I think it's all because after we die, if we've been real good, we get to come back as cats.

By Amata6 on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 06:17 pm:

    The movie Leolo is not a film for the people, much like Hollywood film's you are probably acustom to. It is an expression of art, as are most independent films. And you can't look at one scene of a film, and come to the conclusion that it is not a good film, a film is not one scene..it is many.
    Please don't be so harsh.

By Truckstop mavis on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 06:19 pm:

    shut up, you frenchy bastard!

By Skooter Lee Roth on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 10:04 pm:

    dude that movie is so full of over blown pompous "art fag" comma, comma, comma, (insert Freudism here) SHIT.

By Gee on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 02:15 am:

    I would now like to change my vote for Worst Movie Ever to "Man With a Movie Camera".

    artsy fartsy crap.

By Tom on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 05:05 am:

    Nope. I finally saw "Barb Wire," or "barbed wire" or whatever that P.O.S. flick with Pamela Anderson, and I am stealing Gee's vote for worst movie ever and applying it, with mine, to this, easily the worst movie ever.

By J on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 12:31 pm:

    Tom,you should be ashamed to admit you watched it.

By Tom on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 03:30 pm:

    *is ashamed* um... if it would make you feel better, I can make up some story about being kidnapped by my friends and having my eyelids propped open with toothpicks.

By J on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 04:40 pm:

    Naw,I'll let it slide this time.

By patrick on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 05:53 pm:

    count your blessings tom

By Isolde on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 06:23 pm:

    This is an aside:

    Someone who has a TV and is watching the olympics tonight, please keep an eye out for Gabriel Jennings, my friend who's running the...mile? I think so. Anyway. If he does anything cool and you manage to catch it on tape for me, rockin'. Otherwise please do tell me how he does...anyone who notices...thanks.

By patrick on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 06:54 pm:

    go hang out at the circut city or best buy

By Isolde on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 10:14 pm:

    Good idea! Maybe I should have done that. Too late now, damn, I"ll go look it up. I was probably wrong, knowing me.

By Gee on Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 02:24 am:

    You put my vote right back where you found it, Baxter! The next time I see you trying to steal someone else's vote, you're going to bed without any cookies!

    Has anyone here ever actually Seen "Man With a Movie Camera"? If you took a bunch of potato eyes and threw them in someone's face at the speed of light while babbling sanskrit, it could not be more Dull than this movie! actually that doesn't sound too dull.

    this morning we watched "Nanook of the North". it was cute in its condescension.

    I especially liked the part where they talked about how "poor old Nanook" didn't understand why they wanted to make a documentary when they could just hang around with the "brave, loveable, happy-go-lucky eskimos" for another year.

    for a happy-go-lucky people, they sure did go without food a lot.

    I liked it because it was so beneath me.

By Tom. No. Baxter. Shit. on Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 05:15 am:

    Awwww... *falls to his knees and flops to the floor, fawning at Gee's feet* please forgive me, illustrious mistress Gee! I won't ever, ever do it again... punish me? please?

    *places the vote in the box labeled "let's rent amateur dominatrix porn tonight"* Heh. that's where I found it, originally. Honest.

By Gee on Monday, September 25, 2000 - 12:05 am:

    did I leave my vote in with J's stuff again? I've got to watch what I'm doing next time.

By J on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 01:31 am:


By Gee on Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 01:46 am:


By Dr. death on Monday, September 10, 2001 - 11:48 am:

    i have a cat home, too...


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